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Shocker. A family member has sold told the National Enquirer that Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up again. Yes, folks, them there hillbilly’s don’t waste their money on condoms when they head to Wal-Mart. Memaw is furious. It’s getting in the way of her book tour dang it!

While my gorgeous breakdown doll is getting her life together, it appears Lamie Gin hasnt learned anything and still manages to bump uglies on a regular basis. Teen sex rocks!

Here’s the NE shocking story of greed, porn and stupidity.

Despite anonymous public denials, a Spears family member has come forward and confirmed that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn IS pregnant again!

What’s more, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned that Casey Aldridge, the baby’s father, erupted in anger when he found out. Jamie Lynn had been keeping the pregnancy secret and Casey learned about it through media reports after The ENQUIRER broke the story earlier this week.

Now, a close family member has revealed exclusively that the Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.

“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member told an ENQUIRER source. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour.

“Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out.

“Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet.

“Casey is furious. Jamie Lynn hadn’t told him about the pregnancy. He learned about it in the media and then confronted her and she told him it was true.

“Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone.”

With the family in turmoil, one thing is certain, the source told the NATIONAL ENQUIRER: “If Jamie Lynn has this baby, you can be sure they will try to sell the official confirmation of the pregnancy to a magazine, as well as the baby photos.”

Jamie Lynn reportedly made $1 million selling the news of her first pregnancy and the baby photos to a glossy magazine.

Casey attempted to sell his claims that he never cheated on Jamie Lynn for $100,000 to The ENQUIRER last month. The ENQUIRER, with strong evidence that he has cheated on Jamie Lynn multiple times, turned him down, and he made a deal with another magazine. Casey’s deals were being brokered through a representative of Lynne and Jamie Lynn.

In case you missed it last night and in my post below. Here is the World Premiere Womanizer video. The more I watch this, the more I love it. She is really engaged in the process and you can see it. The light in her eyes, a kick in her step, and that humor she has, can all be seen in this video.

This director understands her and that’s why his videos are always so good. Wow, it’s just so good to see her like this.

Did you notice at the end that all her hands are on his chest in the bed. All three versions of her are in bed with him. Is that a slide to the multiple personality thing? Interesting.

I already have Womanizer on my IPod and now when I go for my walks I crank it up, and yes, in her usual fashion, the more you play her, the more addicting it becomes.

I really cant wait for Circus because I think I’m finally burnt out on Blackout. It’s been a year of playing it nonstop in my car, house and Ipod. I never thought I’d get sick of it but it’s time to move on.

Blackout was Breakdown Britney phase. Circus is her rebirth. I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch but I think she is finally finally coming back! I see a flicker in her eyes that wasn’t there before. She has worked hard and deserves this album to rock!

And yes I am a psychiatrist :)

Homeboy looks like he IS a womanizer. Check out that David Beckam package. Welcome to over exposure Mr. Hotty! This was no doubt a big break for this L.A model. His name is  Brandon Stroughton. Hottie Mc Hottie for sure.

He got a lucky break being put in one of Brit’s videos. Now, if those two made a breakdown doll can you imagine how gorgeous it would be? Why does my mind always go to the filth?

Anyway, in case you missed the world premiere last night, Britney’s womanizer was really good. The only thing I wanted to see more of now that I’ve had time to reflect is dancing. I wanted to see her moves again. There was just a teeny tiny little bit of dance moves but hopefully in December when she is on GMA to perform, we’ll see her moves again. That’s what makes her so famous. She has those sexy kitten moves that are just adorable on my breakdown doll.

Oh, and yes, reader Devon freaked out when he got to see Womanizer and called to let us all hear it. You may wonder why I post so much from Devon. Well, first of all, he’s fun and involved and thats what blogs are all about. He gets involved in my rants and I love feedback from readers. Second, this kid is only 16 and is pursuing his dream in the arts. Dance, acting, music etc. He is our Gen X and looking for a dream. I love to see that in young people instead of fat lazy ass kids just sitting on the couch all day. Dream baby dream! Oh and because he saw THOSE SHOES person!

She was great! Larry Rudolph rocks! This is exactly what she needed for her image. Never leave the creative talent to friends again Brit. Using the pro’s really pays off. Good job!

Now, this was a good video!!

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It’s being reported that there will be two versions of Womanizer, one for 20/20 and one for the web.

The producer of the video is no slouch so this video should be pretty good. He’s produced/directed videos for 50cent, Beyonce, Britney, Blackeyed Peas, Chris Brown, Blink182,  Eminem, etc. This video should be waaay better than Piece of Me video. We should see a very engaged Britney, not a zombie. This is why you pay the professionals!

His website says that he is putting finishing touches on Womanizer which is probably the one we will see on the web.  The 20/20 version will be on at the end of the show tonight in case you don’t want to sit through Barbra Walters ass all hour.

Britney.com will also post the video to their site after the world premiere as will MTV.

Britney also has her own phone number now that you craazy fans can call and leave her grocery lists messages of joy.

The number is 310.341.4438. You will then hear:

“It’s Britney thanks for calling isn’t this cool? its my official hotline. As I’m getting ready for my new album I want to keep my fans updated about the new music. The new single “Womanizer” is out everywhere and I hope you’re all enjoying it. There is a lot more amazing music to come! Well I gotta go back to the studio now, but hit #1 you can leave me a message. Thanks!”

Here’s some more quick glimpses of Britney behind the scenes. Dollface looks cute as hell here where she is in the recording studio.

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Don’t think I’m not watching this video on 20/20 tonight like it’s the fuc*ing Academy Awards!

I even got my do done today and waxed my eyebrows for this glorious moment! I will be glued to fuc*ing Barbra Walters’ hip replacement like Ben-Gay! I better get my smokes, whiskey and cherts in place right now, because I will NOT be disturbed!

I know all my poor visitors will be watching too so let’s cheer our favorite Popwreck on!!

20/20 10 p.m. World Premiere, Britney Spears Womanizer
In preparation for this historic event, Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Devon!