Where’s my effing paddle?!

Britney Spears
And this time it ain't gonna be no lil slap on your fanny. It's gonna be a big ole crack over your head and a kick in your puss, Hollywoodlife.com. That Read More...
Stannin to the Sky

Sky Ferreria loves Britney Spears and its no secret. Britney Stan's also love Sky. She has a very Britney style in many ways just like Marina and the Diamonds. There's Read More...
Google is…

Britney Spears
Funny. Google thinks Britney Spears is a hot Islam God and Lady Gaga is a weird man devil. You can visit ONTD to see what Google thinks about other Celebrities too. Google is human, I swear. credit Read More...
It’s Tabloidney Bitch!

Britney Spears
Excuse my bitchiness today. I am working on mere hours of sleep and dealing with a ton of work- and I am behind. I need a drink, too. Britney Spears has Read More...
Britwick Sighting

Britney Spears
I could have probably gotten this picture of Britney's booty up earlier, but unfortunately I was met with a hundred headlines of Samantha Ronson's bulldog attack on a Maltese. I'm sure she's Read More...
Tropical Love Birds

Almost too much affection in one week to bare. Where's my paddle, handcuffs, lotion, strawberries, Pepaw, cease & desist etc. etc. Source Read More...
Gossip Roundup

Britney Spears
Britney Spears continued on her 7 day trip to Hawaii yesterday and boarded a boat and enjoyed a freezie. Britney was spotted doing some dancing on the boat while Jason Read More...
Practicing moves Brit?

Britney Spears
Check out Britney Spears on a boat in Hawaii and it looks like she is rehearsing some moves. If history shows us anything its that she usually vacations before she Read More...
Anyway…

Britney Spears
I was going to live tweet the Emmy's last night but then realized they were dead as shit and nobody interesting was there except lesbian gym teacher Sue, and if Read More...
Britney Sighting

Britney Spears
I wonder if Jason and Britney are getting bored yet being in Hawaii so long. I know when I honeymooned there for 8 days, I was dying to leave after about Read More...
Radiance Commercial!

Thanks to http://madbritneylove.tumblr.com/ Here it is. Britney Spears new Radiance commercial. 20 seconds of it. and full commercial here HQ HD commercial Read More...
Radianceney!!

Britney Spears
Check out the new pictures Britney Spears just posted to her iphone app of her Radiance commercial shoot. Stunner! She's also letting iphone users preview the new commercial soon on the iapp Read More...
Glee/Emmy Surprise

Maybe I'll watch the Emmy's after all! Patrice Riley of Glee tweeted that they have a surprise that they hope we like; Some of us Gleeks have something special for you guys Read More...
Gleeful Britney

Maybe the word Glee really is magical. As TheCount points out, Britney has been looking happier than ever since shooting her Glee episode which airs in September. I wrote an article about Read More...
Britwick Sighting

Britney Spears
Ah, paradise. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick continued their Hawaiian vacation and were spotted on the balcony of their room again. This brought back K-Fed/Britney balcony memories so I was expecting Read More...
OFU Cover

One of my all time favorite Britney Spears song Out from Under was a cover song. The original artist throws her heart and soul into this ballad and it gives Read More...
Gleeney

Britney Spears
Glee star Heather Morris who plays Brittany on the hot show says in a recent interview that she wanted to dance with Britney Spears when she filmed the episode with the pop Read More...
Britwick Sighting

Britney Spears
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick spotted chilling on the balcony at their Hawaii hotel. The two have been all over each other and having a great time while in Hawaii. Funny Read More...
Where’s my paddle?

Britney Spears
This bitch.  A report on Dimewars claims Britney Spears is using a wedding to Jason Trawick as a publicity stunt/ploy to "get back on top in the industry". Clearly this writer Read More...
Living in the Past…

Britney Spears
I had a guy on twitter yesterday tell me that he just wants to see a happy, free Britney Spears who has a less controlled life. He told me that Read More...
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