TMZ is reporting that Britney is in pretty bad shape. Of course we knew it was bad but apparently so much so that she can be involuntarily committed! Sources at UCLA Medical Center tell TMZ Britney Spears has been classified as "G.D." - Greatly Disabled. That is a huge and dangerous deal. That means the patient is unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter. Being G.D. is

He almost didn't want to draw this one because we all felt it coming. While we wish the best for Brit Brit, lets not forget this is a humor blog too y'all!

Do you believe this? National Enquirer is reporting Brit was on meth before hospitalization! Britney Spears had been on a 24-hour meth binge before she was rushed to the hospital, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. Ironically, she was desperately trying to stay awake - because she was terrified that if she fell asleep, her family would "drag her off to a mental institution," according to a close source. The drama began at 2 a.m. Wednesday when Britney

First I read that Lynne Spears was devastated when she saw how bad her daughter, Britney had gotten in recent months, to which I said bullshit! The whole world knew how bad it had gotten. Then this... InTouch weekly reports Mama Spears came out, at much prodding. Britney Spears' lawyers from the firm of Trope and Trope were set to go before a judge on February 4 and explain why they wanted to discontinue representing their famous client

Really sad when you contrast the two. Former flames and mouskateers' Britney and Justin used to be inseparable. In the last few years, their lives have taken dramatic turns in opposite directions. While JT turns 27 and enjoys a huge music career and stepping into films, poor Britney lay in a mental ward in very bad shape. Whose to blame? Did they have similar upbringings or was Justin a truly happy child and Britney was secretly

Update: PageSix is reporting that Britney is currently going through a detox to rid her body of all the meds she may have been on before they can begin treating her bi-polar disorder. They must clear out her system first.

She's barely been in the hospital a full day and the war of the hoses has begun! Sam is texting anyone who will listen. Whether he has good intentions in his eyes or not, let the poor girl get better! These people are brutal!! Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' close friend and self-proclaimed "manager," is lashing out this morning at Lynne Spears while speaking exclusively to Access Hollywood. When Sam was asked how he and Lynne Spears were

I'm just thankful that she is admitted and away from all the freaks in her life and that constant driving! Nonetheless, x17 is reporting what Britney's stay at UCLA will be like from a former patient. X17online spoke to a former UCLA psych ward resident, who's painted a grim picture of what Britney Spears will be going through at the medical center over the next few days. According to the source: Britney will be held for at

We all saw it coming. Britney's erratic behavior was going to lead to something really bad unless her family stepped in and she was to receive around the clock medical attention. Finally, that has happened. Britney had a well orchestrated escort to UCLA medical center early this morning where her family and doctor will keep her there under the welfare code, 5150. Spears' doctor ordered the 5150 hold which will hopefully turn into at least

Usmagazine is reporting that Britney Spears' inner circle, including her estranged mother Lynne, chose to admit her to the UCLA Medical Center because of its experience with treating bipolar disorder, a source tells Usmagazine.com."Her lawyers and doctors have been working with UCLA," the source tells Us. "They were ready and had everything in place." The facility, the source says, is better prepared to treat the troubled singer than L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was hospitalized

US magazine is reporting that Lynne Spears was shocked at the level of deterioration of her daughters' mental health. She was devastated since she had not seen Britney is some time. I would be more stunned at the trash Britney has surrounded herself with. If I were her mother, I'd be devastated that my super million dollar star daughter was now hanging out with paparazzo and skanks. Was Lynne in a cave? How could she not

PageSix is reporting exclusively; Lynne has decided that she is taking Britney out of L.A. as soon as she's released from UCLA Medical Center. "Lynne is extremely concerned for her daughter and would like to take Britney back home to Louisiana and get her out of Hollywood," Britney's lawyer Michael Flanagan told PageSix.com exclusively. Lynne feels that the biggest problem facing Britney's recovery is the circle of friends she's become involved with and Lynne desperately wants to

I find this truly odd. Why is Sam texting a photo agency about Britney - and while he is in the hospital room with her!? It's so strange that he keeps the blogs in the loop as to what is going down. This is part of the problem. Brit is in bed with paps and hangers on. It's a very destructive relationship for a multi million dollar star to have. Here is what x17 posted

FOX News is reporting that Brit was taking adderall and up to 10 laxatives a day. Sources inside the hospital say Brit was accusing her mom of sleeping with her boyfriend, although she didn't say who. She was being a bit difficult inside UCLA, hurling expletives at staff, but at least she is there. TMZ says via FOX news that the British accent is not an act, that she actually takes on a roll of someone else. She may have

Boy is it - BRITNEY BITCH!, even the FAA cleared the air for Ms. Spears! A judge signed a 5150 order which put Brit in mandated care for 72 hours. She was taken from her home around 1 a.m. and had a very organized escort via police. You had the FAA clearing the air, more than a dozen police helped and all of this so they could control the situation this time. Britney was said to be very cooperative and even

It was a wild 60 hours with no sleep for Brit. Clearly being very manic and or using drugs to stay up. It ended with a trip back to the hospital although, a much more coordinated effort than last time. I just said as early as yesterday, that we were watching her break right before our eyes and that it couldn't end well. Let's hope she finally gets some treatment.

If you're like me, you usually pity Britney Spears. But lately, I've been seeing so much of her rage that I'm starting to think she is a real ball buster and a victim, not so much. In the last week alone, I've either seen or read where she is screaming at her mom, Sam, Adnan, dance studio personal etc. I've heard rumors for years that she loves to act all cute in public, but behind

And to think, Brit could have been with this...

The Sun reports that ADNAN GHALIB has a secret first wife. The snapper - being divorced by present wife Azlynn Berry, - wed Chelsea Weinper in 2001 while he applied for a US green card.  They filed for divorce after six months. Lawyers say he could be kicked out of the US if he did not declare the divorce.

Last night when Brit was hitting up her favorite night spot [Rite-Aid], X17 was snapping pictures as usual as discovered 2 large boxes or laxative's in her bag. Perhaps just constipated? Doubtful. She drinks enough caffeine to make a horse take a dump. It's probably more of the same... Over excess and trying to be skinny for an upcoming video or her answer to exercise.

Dip-shit just keeps asking for more trouble. JFX is reporting that Britney and Adnan are together right now driving. That's it Britney, give him more exclusives. While you're at it, give him some great nude shots to pay his bills for the next 20 years. Boring update: Britney went to Jerry's deli and met up with that ugly ass crooked nose guy. Yes, I can't stand the site of him and it makes me sick that

I already mentioned earlier that Brit seems to be on a big time manic high. Well, our girl Brit is out and about again SANS sleep! She still hasn't been to bed since we last saw her out acting crazy as hell, about 48 hours now! I'll keep you posted. Hopefully, she goes home and goes to bed. It seems almost worse since her mom has arrived don't you think? She also looks like she's been crying.

While most of us are assuming Britney suffers from mental issues, an online report says she's addicted to crystal meth and that is the cause of her strange behavior. According to ShowBizSpy, Britney's Spears' mental issues are actually signs of an dangerous addiction to Crystal Meth, according to shocking reports in the U.S. While the world thinks the troubled pop star is bipolar, the National Enquirer insists her erratic behavior is actually signs of a "drug-addled descent

If the California statute of 5150 says that a person is a danger to themselves or others can be committed, then why can't they commit Brit? If a professional deems her a risk to herself and others, then the 5150 would apply. Normally it can be hard to have someone placed, especially if their behavior is not so obvious, but in this case, we are all watching Britney implode EVERY SINGLE DAY, SO WITH THAT SAID,