2008 April

Britney and her manicure issues

Britney Performing " Me Against The Music" at SM:TV Gold Studio in London - October 25 2004. Who goes to an awards show with nails like that? Poor Britney! She's an adorable mess i tell ya! Image

Stunning closeup: Britney Spears

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Vintage Britney Spears | Simply Stunning

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Britney wins back boys?

Yeah and I won the lottery. Does STAR know something we don't or even the courts for that matter? I don't think she'd get her boys back this soon after her hostage crisis in February. I think it's going to take more on her part than going to the gym. I think she should continue to see them as much as possible but not have them back. Her life is too hectic for the boys to

Doogie Hoswer controls Britney’s mind

Knowing that Britney is coming back to How I met your mother on May 12th, has Doogie in a rage. He thinks if he makes a video and puts Britney in a trance then he can control her. Doogie scares me. Obey The Master on FunnyOrDie.com

BabyFace thinks Britney will be just fine

Kinda..The paps had to shout out about Britney as they always do then they get a less than enthusiastic reaction and suddenly it's news. Not really. It's just BabyFace avoiding a very awkward question.

More Britney in OK! Magazine…again

Driving away from a Bally Total Fitness gym in Culver City, Calif., recently, Britney Spears was smiling from ear to ear — and with good reason. The singer has been sweating up a storm in an attempt to get in shape, and thanks to three-times-a-day workouts and a five-small-meals-a-day diet, Britney, 26, is already on her way to getting back her sexy body. "We're very excited to see Britney using our clubs so often and enjoying

Britney on set at Fox Studios

X17 is reporting that Britney arrived at the Fox studios today to begin her rehearsal of How I Met Your Mother. You know Doogie is in his trailer pacing and bitching her out. Doogie doesn't think the show needs gimmicks. I disagree. I think it stinks and I will only watch it to see my lil BritMess. The word is that she and Doogie will hook up because they both hate (love) Ted. I hope she shows

Paparazzi = pain in the ASS!!

Britney Spears avoids the paparazzo No wonder everyone hates the paparazzo. This guy who apparently followed Britney everywhere she went this day, was like a cockroach. He isn't even on camera but the sound of his annoying voice is like glass in my ears. I love how he says "What, you got nothin better to do" to the people trying to shield Britney from paps. Really? Are you kidding me. You're the one with nothing better to

Knock Knock

Whose there y'all? Sanity. No! Go away y'all, I like breakdown Britney. She's funny and cute and a mess. No, I must come in. I can help you I promise. I can make the world love you. The world already loves me so go away. I will not let you in. Hehehehehe. Slam! I'll be back. Image

from straight jacket to white towels

Brit was Mc-Steamy at the gym and the ever prying paps were there to catch it. Cant a girl steam her vajay-jay in peace? I hope all that steam doesn't loosen poor Brit's weave right out of her lil head. Image

Same routine, different day

There's no better way to teach a person structure than to give them a routine even if we find it boring. Poor Britney's weave is really looking busted here. Britney Spears hits the gym Monday. Image

More 20 pound lighter bikini pics

Is it just me? She looks the same, not that thats a bad thing. She's an adorable mess no matter what but these old bikini pics from March, just don't show a 20 pound weight loss. She looks exactly the same as before. On someone like Brit, being a thick girl, its going to take time to see really dramatic results unless she's starving herself. If she's doing it in a healthy way, it will be

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Hillbilly and Hillbetty go out

Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy Casey Alderidge went out to take their HillBaby for a bite to eat. It was through a drive thru of course because that's how they roll. I'm surprised he didnt take her on the ATV sans seatbelt. I guess Meemaw and PeePaw were busy taking care of numero uno, Poor Britney! I love how Hillbilly's shirt says "Pressing On" and has an image of the cross. He's so religious y'all.

Britney back on set of hit HIMYM

I never watched How I met Your Mother. I just didn't find it funny at all. I like Mad TV and SNL and Curb your enthusiasm type shows. Don't get me wrong, I love sitcoms like Seinfeld, but HIMYM just wasn't funny It was sappy and gay. So, with that said, the show will pull in my ratings because I love to see my favorite lil train-wreck, Brit Brit. My delicious mess will be on there

Britney on HIMYM will air May 12th

Online reports are that Brit will be baCK ON THE SET OF himym FOR SURE! The show will air May 12th. So shouldnt we be seeing Britney in the studio? Clock's ticken!

Custody Report says Brit has “Issues”

TMZ says Britney is craaazy? Really, no! We all knew this report was coming but based on her behavior over the last 10 months or so, this report has got to have really good improvement tidbits as well. Britney is DEFINITELY better but it's hard to say what she'd do unsupervised. The parental bible in the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline custody war is in -- and it is powerful, folks. It's called the Child Custody Evaluation report. Sources say it

Lynne Spears: War of the Words

Magazine claims Lynne talked to a reporter during a cross-country flight, but she says it never happened. Poor Lynne. I think she's so dumb she probably doesn't even know! Did she or didn't she? The question of whether Lynne Spears, mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn, opened up to a reporter from Life & Style for the magazine's latest issue is in contention, with the magazine standing by its story, and the Spears' family rep calling the

The boots come off…

Poor lil Brit doesn't have the best fashion sense does she. She finally removes the boots and wears a cute pair of shoes but then matches them with her pajama top and a pink bra. And she's proud of those magenta colored bra straps damn it! She wears them with pride. Her legs look great, especially without those old stinky boots. They cut off her height and make her appear stubby. She should always wear heels,

Britney enjoying sun and fun

When is the last time we saw Brit just lie on the beach and read magazines and chat with a friend? This is a good sign that Ms. B is doing really well. This is also the picture group that the rag mag used for its cover claiming Brit dropped 20 pounds in 30 days. She looks exactly the same, and this pic is from March. There is nothing wrong with the size she is but

celebuHo buys her own paparazzi

I cannot stand this girl. Why is she famous? Oh yeah, she boned some black guy on video. Real talent. Here she is buying a paparazzi play set because she cant get enough of the real ones. She loves her fame even if it did come from a sex tape. I better be quiet or her tranny sis will come kick my ass with her 7 inch stilettos and big hands. I want to make a

Britney hits the gym, and LOL’s

Lil Brit Brit is really having enhanced moods these days. I want to think its from the endorphins from the work outs but I think its her happy pills and I want some of those pills. You know happy pills. They make you think the world is made of marshmallows and kitty cats. Those pills. Image

Voice lessons

She's workin her instrument y'all! Britney getting more voice lessons Image

It’s summer but I’ll die with these boots on!

You can pry these boots from my cold dead feet! It's 90 degrees. Cute dress. Boots? Old boots? She's looking pretty damn happy here! Smile Ms. B! Britney yesterday in LA. Image: Britney.cl

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