2008 May

Poor Britney is headin to the river

Hello all my poor visitors. I hope everyone has a great weekend. There will be no Brit Brit news this weekend because I am leaving for Laughlin Nevada to go gamble and play DOWN BY THE RIVER. I'll be back on Monday so don't think I abandoned you all. I need a break from bloggin about Ms. Brit because she's draining. After a week of writing and being interviewed for a Britney Spears documentary, I'm ready for

K-Fed and Brit see each other

[gallery] x17 is reporting that K-Fed dropped the kids off at Brit's house yesterday so the two were face to face. I bet he smelled like hot dogs and beer and she smelled like ciggy's and asthma meds. What? I'm fiesty today because I'm leaving in a few hours to go gamble so pffffft.

Fan goes nuts over Britney

This must of made this girl's year. If I were at Ralphs and Britney walked by, I dont think I'd freak out but I'd make sure that I did have all my bodyguards and peeps with me and keep her at a safe diatance from stalking me. And I'd be damned if she'd get to the Cheeto's and Whisky before me! What?

Britney’s medical condition mostly unchanged!

Even though she's doing better now, OK! says her medical condition is still the same and only that she is taking different meds. This goes to what I was saying before about her being in harms way should her dad be cut loose. Poor Britney. She may indeed be a very very sick girl but everyone tends to forget just how bad she was. I honestly think we are only seeing a seemingly better Britney because she

Poor Britney still needs babysittin

My poor lil popwreck... Four months after her forced stay at a psychiatric facility, Britney Spears is still unable to participate "in any meaningful way" in legal proceedings and may need further tests, a court commissioner presiding over Spears's conservatorship said Thursday. Spears's doctor has made a "differential diagnosis" and "wants to do additional testing in the not-too-distant future – something we will need to address in June," L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said in

A variety show for Britney Spears?

Wasn't it just last week I said she'd be great in a "Cher" or Donny and Marie" type variety show? I'm brilliant and this was all my idea! TMZ has learned Britney Spears took a meeting yesterday with a big-time producer and may be headed to the small screen in a starring role. Sources say Britney and her team met with Roy Bank, President of Merv Griffin Entertainment, and discussed several TV projects in which Brit would

You cant hold them down

her boobs that is. I'm sure Brit looks at herself on the Internet so she's had to see how these clingy satin dresses look. It's like bologna in a plastic wrapper. Unless you're anorexic, satin is SATIN. It clings to all your Cheeto roles and frap curves and just never flatters. It makes you boobs looks like 3 day old pepperoni. Burn em Brit! This was Brit yesterday heading to meet with her lover/agent Jason Trawick at

Britney wanted for Sandy in Grease

You know, she'd be great. Sandy was innocent and pretty and had that schoolgirl sexy goin on. That role would fit Brit to a TEE. British newspaper Metro, "The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy. "They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific." My lil Brit Brit needs to stay busy to stay out of trouble so she should

Will the Real not Real Britney please stand up

There's actually a state sponsored Britney Spears impersonator paid for by UK govie. Just hire Britney, she needs a little distraction and busy work. Keepin busy is good for herv y'all! The State Sponsored Britney Bet

SuperNanny offers to help Britney Spears

I love Super Nanny. That bitch knows how to handle bratty kids so I'm sure she could help our bratty Britney. Joe is like Magic. She can fix anyone. I don't even like kids and I watch her. She's got super powers. Supernanny Jo Frost, who helps beleaguered parents on her ABC series Supernanny. Jo had some advice for the most famous beleaguered parent of them all, Britney Spears. "I do believe she loves her children very

Ok Magazine cover story: Britney Spears

It's hard to believe that just five months ago, Britney Spears shocked the world by holing up inside her home with her youngest son Jayden James while the authorities attempted to return the one-year-old child to the custody of his father, Kevin Federline. But on May 26, it was not only a completely different scene but a different Britney who snuggled and played with her sons Sean Preston,2, and Jayden,21 months, as the little family rang

My Ed Hardy Bikini Art

I love this picture of Britney in her Ed Hardy tattoo bikini so I drew it with sketchpad.

OK! Magazine: Britney Spears

And again.... Is it OK! Magazine or Britney Magazine? And again with this dating... Who says? Jason Trewick is her agent so how do we know they're dating? Look how cute my LIL Britater looks! I bet he's gonna look just like momma when he grows up. Why is it this Lil family looks so cute and pitiful? Lil Trainwreck and choo-choo Image

K-Fed new video: Weezer

Britney Spears' ex Kevin Federline and Spears defender Chris Crocker appear in Weezer's new music video "Pork and Beans" (Watch above). The video – which includes an appearance by Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton, who famously fumbled over geography, and Tay Zonday of YouTube's "Chocolate Rain" fame – pokes fun at hit viral clips on the Internet. Source

Another rag-mag with Britney

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Star Magazine manages to throw Britney up in the corner with a picture of her and JJ like they've got some exclusive story. She's on the patio with him, a helicopter flies over takes pics and now every magazine is going to show her on the patio with JJ. I realize she's a star and people love to talk about her, hell I like to talk about her but

Johnny Rotton of Sex Pistols needs coverage

Sex Pistols rocker John Lydon has said he’d love to write a song for Britney Spears. The punk legend also known as Johnny Rotten said, “I haven’t written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. “I’d like to help out because there’s a girl who needs some help. Well fuc*, I'd like to help out too but it doesn't mean its going to happen. You know what irks me? People who need a

Sneak peek at Radar

My friend over at BB posted this little sneak at the choreography of Radar. Britney Experts had this exclusive shots according to BB. and of course more Britney at the studio. I hope she rocks her new video and I hope its out soon. Word is she's working on a new album but what about finishing up the old? I want videos Queen B! Gimme More videos so I can see my lil cheeto puff in

PoorBritney Magazine: June Issue

Lovin the Ed Hardy Bikini. Those rock!

Britney Spears impersonator not so much…

Uh... Kinda but she is no Brit Brit! My Lil popwreck has way cuter features including a smaller cute Cheeto nose and chubby Lil frap cheeks. Also missing is my Lil Brit Brit's cute teeth that just scream GUM! And where the hell is the weave tracks, dirty boots, Lil pimples and chewed off nails. This is not my Britney. Image | Image

paparazzi still annoying crybabies

Britney sure started something when she became too close with paparazzo. Now, with her security force protecting her as they should, the paparazzo still persist. Just because she was allowing them unlimited access during her breakdown doesn't mean that they can still get away with that shit. It's really ridiculous. You can hear a paparazzo having a hissy (he's from Hollywood.TV) because he cant film her. Well, LAA-DEE-FUC*IN-DA! Get over it. It's about 1.48 into the video

Britney’s new boyfriend rumor

I don't know what to believe anymore. Rumors are floating around that Britney IS dating her agent Jason Trainwreck but it's also alleged that he is already involved with someone and off the market. Daddy Spears loves Jason and wants him to take over caring for Brit because quite frankly, he's fucking exhausted. What the hell am I supposed to do with this information? I may have to place a call to Adnan to confirm.

Brit hits the gym… again

What can I say about this post. She goes to the gym again. At least she's not at Rite-Aid. I wonder if their profit margin is in the toilet since she's being supervised? I mean, she bought them out lock stock and barrel for months on end. Brit also had a nice BBQ planned for Memorial Day with her chillen but the weather put a damper pamper on that. Poor Brit Brit. She tryin really hard y'all

Britney apologizes to family then us

added to spoof collection Britney Spears' Apology to the World

paparazzi begin leaking photos of Britney during breakdown

[gallery] Isn't it funny how when there is no NEW Britney news, shit starks leaking? Like the rose photos that appeared online yesterday. Those clearly showed a bra-less Britney looking mentally ill and now we know why. They were taken by the paparazzi that she let in her house in the height of her breakdown last year. You can see the high chair in the background and her really bad weave. Poor Britney! I bet we are going

Brit video from TMZ: SLow newsday perhaps

A whole lotta nothin. Just a video to take up time because there is nothing happening. Britney Allowed to Roam Free

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