2008 June

Poor Britney

Has a camera up her ass literally. What the hell kind of shots are these? So what her ass is hairy. Between breakdowns and court she hasnt had time to shave her ass. Me either Image

Britney furious with her mom for book release

I hope this isn't true. Early today I saw some pics that seemed to be personal home photos. It was Britney with her mom in a candid moment, talking to one another. Now it's being reported that those candid pics were from Lynn's new tell all book and Britney is furious about it. Allegedly she doesn't even want to be in the same room with her mom and begged her not to release the book. She even

Britney cries as she leaves a building

Do you think it had anything to do with custody issues? Lil Brit Brit looked red nosed and sad as she left this building yesterday. I'm sure we'll no in no time what was wrong via OK! magazine. Image source

Safety first!

Adnan is apparently so hated and gets so many death threats (darn!) that this is how he rolls now. The car will protect you from bullets, shrapnel and people slinging dog shit at you. It's made of steel and he can now drive around in peace.

Sunday’s best: Letter to the first girl I ever fingered

So appropriate for a Sunday, I know. But Michael (the man I am married to in my imagination even though he doesn't know it or like girls. He's my dream of funny!) posted this and I just had to post it for you because it was so funny. Language NSFW

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Britney looks lost

Britney's life is a paparazzi storm so why did she look so shocked and confused last night with the paparazzi when she left SUR restaurant? She looks like she has no clue who these people are and what they're doing. Watch the video. The look on her face is so odd. She looks like that time someone threw me a surprise party. I wasn't ready for it. Not at all. If I'd known, I would have never

Britney out at Sur last night

She looks really cute! Image

Another VMA performance for Britney Spears?

America loves a train wreck. That is why the MTV exec says they are working feverishly trying to figure out how to top Britney Spears' performance. I know, invite Paris Hilton to sing live with Benji Madden. Choo choo!!! If Britney Spears is serious about making a comeback, she can prove herself this September at the Video Music Awards. Despite last year's reviled, head-scratching, lip-syncing performance the singer put forth, MTV claims it'll never say "no" to Britney

Hands off my Britster bitch!

Who's this bitch think she is touching my untouchable Britters? She looks like she's escorting her down the fuc*in isle or bringing in the Pope. Please, lady, you work at Bally's and you know you just want OK! magazine to interview you. Why does everyone do this to her? She can walk people. Every picture shows about 5 handlers all grabbing her by the wrists and holding her just to walk. People need to back off my

K-Fed wants permanent SOLE custody!

Even though we all know Brit is unstable, I still found it shocking that K-Fed NEVER wants her to have half custody of the kids. From what was revealed to E! via Mark Kaplan, K-Fed's attorney, K-Fed wants Brit involved with the boys and to have sleep overs but he wants his current sole custody standing to go permanent. Permanent! That would be so hard to take as a mother, that I can NEVER be a

Britney and K-Fed: No meeting on the mind(s)

It's hard being right all the time. I just told you the other day that this meet up between Brit and K-Fed wasn't going to solve anything and I predicted we'd still see a trial. Well, OK! has an exclusive YET again about what went down and that no deals could be made - and that Brit looked tired and drained after the meeting. How does OK! know all of these exclusives? Because they probably pre-paid

British Britney spotted on the beach

Check out the Britter's look alike. X17 cant talk enuff about Britney that they have to go out and find look alikes. She better watch her back. British Britney will lay an Earl Gray on her ass. She even has Brit's boiler. Maybe that is British Brit out for a swim. I knew it. I knew it! Dreams do come true.

It twas the night before crazy and all thru the house…

not a popstar was allowed to be alone, not even with a mouse. Britney got her first overnight with the kiddies last night. As she would say, "Yeaaaaaah". It wasn't all cozy though because my sick little Britters still cant be alone with the kiddies of fear she's still a danger. Of course she is, because she's still sick. As much as she loves her kids, she could feel down and out while around them and

What’d I tell you

One day she looks fit as a fiddle and the next, she looks bloated. What is going on here!!!?? Must be her meds. I still love her.

Britney Spears fears she’ll die before age 28

Ian Halperin, a biographer and journalist, spent 18 months studying the Britney Spears as an undercover paparazzo last year. And now, he’s written down all his findings in a new book, which he hopes will hit the shelves by Christmas for the world to see. In it, he claims that Brit admitted she fears she will not live to see her 28th birthday, which happens December 2nd. Britney already suffers from drug abuse, bipolar problems and suicidal tendencies,

a Britney and K-Fed reunion…

More like an ad for Herpacin-C. Since they met today in a private location to discuss custody, I decided my tribute poster was fitting. British Britney doesn't like K-Fed. So, according to JFX Kevin was reportedly all smiles as well after the hearing. Did his happy demeanor have something to do with seeing his ex? According to the Chicago-Sun Times, a very close source to Britney says the entertainer and ex-hubby Kevin Federline may be getting back together. The

Jamie Lynn wants baby to have a normal life

Of course she does. Normal as in getting paid millions for OK! exclusives on the baby, posing for money, relating to her famous aunt. I don't think this baby is going to get a normal life at all and Jamie is high if she thinks that's possible. Just look at the life Brit's kids have. Helicopters follow them! While Jamie isn't or never will be as popular as Britney, she's still a Spears and will no

Last week, best body, this week worst body. Poor Britney

I told you. She has a special lens and I want it. On this day, she forgot to apply it. This cover is showing her on vacation from a month ago. Somebody's asleep at the wheel over at InTouch. This shit is so funny. Just yesterday E! showed video and said look at Brit's new body. Apparently, Brit's old body found her again. Poor Britney's boiler. Image Source

Oh Please: Star Magazine needed a cover

Mom demands paternity test (Why, who the hell cares) Delivery room drama (yes, childbirth can be painful and thus dramatic) Life threatening (because OK! magazine was late to arrive in the delivery room for in womb shots) Britney flees (Britney always flees, what's new) This is a really desperate cover considering we all already know what happened and it was a regular child birth. Sheesh. I wanted British Britney to show up. Now that would have been news! She'd

K-Fed the new face of….

Washed up white boy parfume? No... Kevin Federline, a former struggling backup dancer, is now being offered a seven-figure endorsement job! Britney Spears’ ex-husband has been approached to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection, In Touch can exclusively reveal. “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line,” Chris Stokes, a music producer who co-owns the denim brand, tells In Touch. Nothing has been set in stone regarding the modeling gig because the

PoorBritney Magazine: July 08 Issue

Britney gets overnight with kids, still a danger

Britney has ciggy right next to propane tank. Don't tell the Commish! She's country y'all and in the country we blow up our youngens. Don't judge. Image

Hairs Britney!

[gallery] You cant keep a good weave down, or is it up? Britney showed up in court today looking ultra cool in her camel colored capri pants and white cotton top. She started the day with her famous weave down but by courts end (shopping!), it was back up to a ratty mess. Britster doesn't like all the fondling the weave does to her shoulders. She constantly turns around and goes "who's there y'all" only to find its

YAY! Break out the bedtime story books!

Britney gets her sleepovers! I love Harvey Levin (attorney at TMZ). He has such great access to courts that X17 wishes they had! TMZ has learned the Commish has awarded Britney overnight visitation with her boo boos. Break out the Star Wars pjs! Sources tell us Brit Brit, who has been slowly gaining visitation back inch by inch, has made such progress the Commish agreed in court today she's ready to have sons Jayden James and Sean

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