2008 July

x17 hasn’t paid their paparazzo in 50 days?

Could it be that the Britney Bank is finally drying up for the paparazzo? They were making ridiculous amounts off of her and now Hollywood.tv says the employees are getting screwed. These people have bills due and things to pay and while they haven't been paid in close to 50 days, their boss goes on vacation. There was some pretty nasty things said on Hollywood.tv about the owner of x 17, calling him cutthroat and more. The

My nephew is a rock star!

So my lil nephew has been working his tiny little buns off on his music career. Seems to be paying off because they just completed a tour and are set to be heard by Sony! His blood is cluttered with musical notes. I used to change his diapers and he shit musical notes! Take a listen and show him some love http://www.myspace.com/karnevalband It's old school like this shit I loved in the 80's. Queensryche, Scorpions, Motley, old Cinderella. The

New Britney tribute song

This song is so sad. I supose it's a christian singer from what BritneyBash had on it. I felt like I was at a funeral listening to this and I just wanted to run and hold my lil popwreck. Geez, I hate these tribute songs, it makes you feel SO sorry for her and just scream POOR BRITTERS! I wonder if its just as depressing to her when she hears these type of tribute songs?

Lovin our popwreck, on film

Well, the show will air tomorrow and looking at it, it seems the camera has added a good 40 pounds to me and my hubby and I hate that! BAD angle. Makeup, Wardrobe, stat! Either way, I love my popwreck and I hope that the documentary gets that across. It seems like a lot of the others like the preacher are doing it to get their own TV show or make millions like Hollywood.TV, whereas I

Britney Steamy Cabo vacay

Britters is looking pretty darn happy in these pics with her Israeli army bodyguard booty call. Think this could be her new man? I bet Adnan is fuming! HA HA, he was definitely Breakdown Britney's moment of weakness and not the real thing! And to think, he probably thought he'd be living the high life off of her. Snap! This gent seems much more suited for my popwreck! [gallery] Images

Daddy to rule the roost til 09

As we suspected, the babysitting of Britter's will remain in effect until 09. Brit's court session is over and its said that she RELUCTANTLY AGREED to it. Of course she did. She is DYIN to do some gas station runs, date foreign paparazzi and drink. I bet Britters hasn't had a drink since daddy took over. Man, that would be hard. I'd go insane just knowing I couldn't drink as soon as I woke up! How

Shotgun wedding for Hillbilly Spears?

Middle aged, unwed teen mom, Lamie Gin Spears says she'll be married by years end. Why not? She's already accomplished more by age 17 than most of us do by age 45. She better marry and quick, because by the looks of her, Ali Lohan beauty tips, she's approaching 40 in a hurry! I refuse to believe that this girl came from the same womb as my Britters. I think Britters was adopted or sent by God.

Britney is ova! Sam Lutfi

Well, I'd be shocked if she weren't. Sam was allegedly drugging her and treating her like crap so now that her mind is clear (er), she probably hates that stank breath. TMZ says, Britters dad is so confident in Brit keeping Sam away that there is no need to extend the Res Order. Sam can come over to my house anytime. I have two lovely rotties who would love to meet eat him. TMZ also said

x17 turns on Britney when the money dries up!?

See, this is the difference between PoorBritney.com and the paparazzi. I don't make anything off Britters except maybe 2.00 a month if someone clicks an ad (thank you). I do what I do because, she somehow stole my heart and took the place of my beloved Princess Di. She replaced the Princess to me, as my American tragedy. I know she is nothing like my lovely Princess, God how I miss her bright face and lost in

Brit horsing around

Does that horse know that the queen of pop-wreckage is on his back? He has no clue that he is carrying precious fragile cargo. Britney was clearly enjoying Mexico and rubbing it in our faces. Hell, I can barely feed the rotty's much less pay to go horseback riding. And that damn assistant is really getting the good life being Britter's nanny. Bitch gets to vacation and live the life of a star even though she's

Saving Britney Spears, a documentary

PoorBritney.com will be in the upcoming documentary about Britney Spears. It will air this Friday at 7:30, channel 4 UK. It will no doubtably be online everywhere too because they filmed it in the US and interviewed Hollywood.TV, PoorBritney.com and several other "save Britney and paparazzi sites". Here is the article about the documentary, http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/07/30/nosplit/bvtvbritney30.xml this Friday 7:30 channel 4 UK

Britney in Mexico, filming, Maloof, and romance

[gallery] So, there's a lot to wonder about with these pictures. First, why is she in Mexico and with the Maloof. I need to be in Mexico. Second, why does it appear her and her bodyguard are lovers. Awfully cozy wouldn't you say? Man, if he's married you just know his wife is fuming!! Britters loves stealing men. And third, why are the filming everything they're doing? Could it be because that damn rich ass Maloof is up to

Madonna hates Britney’s video?

Has she looked at herself lately? Bitch don't hate the video, she just knows Britters will show her up at her own concert looking all fresh and craazy while Vadge looks like potted meat (do you know that domain name is for sale for 20,000.00!!! for potted meat??!) Madonna is looking like the Crypt Keeper here, only he looks more "meaty and rested". Sources say that Madonna HATES the video Brit filmed for her and that it may be

Custody battle over breakdown dolls ova!

The breakdown dolls have been officially placed. We thought this day would never come! LA County Court Commissioner Scott Gordon filed the paperwork today that officially ended the custody battle between Britney and K-Fed. The hearing started around 2 p.m., and around 3:15 p.m., K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, arrived at the courthouse and signed off on the settlement. As you may remember, on July 17, Kaplan broke the news that Britney gave K-Fed sole physical and

Britney for VMA nomination

Say what you will about Britney, her breakdown, her taste in men and her last attempted comeback but she STILL will get a nod for a VMA nommie for "Piece of me". That's how Britters rolls. She half ass-ed her way right to a VMA nomi and I hope she wins. I also hope she shows up to accept the award and in her place, Breakdown British Britney. Now, that would be ratings city!

Britney works it out

Haven't seen her work out in a while. Matter of fact, I haven't seen her doing her 2 a day gym routine in a while. Who am I kidding. I don't give a London's ass if she works out or not. It's boring and unless she does a face plant on that treadmill, I'm not interested. I want good Britney news like Britney starts a fire Britney runs over paparazzi Britney screams blood murder in her British accent Britney loses

so beautiful

This video made me want to just run and hold Britters! thanks Doodle!

Lynne Spears killed a child

This explains a lot. and PS, STOP tanning! Britney Spears is a famously bad driver and it may be an inherited trait. According to the Enquirer, in 1975 Lynne hit and killed a 12-year-old boy who was riding his bike in Kentwood. The article says Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital when the incident occurred. A rep for Lynne told the tabloid "It bothers Lynne still to this day," adding, "She really doesn't like to talk about

Britney at public event

So just because Britney attended this event, now some are saying she did it because one of her boys is autistic!? How dare they say anything like that about my lil breakdown dolls. Don't they know that those dolls are going to have enough mental troubles as it is?! We don't need to add autism too. Jenny McCarthy is like a wild chimp in this video. I think all her goofiness takes away any sexiness she

Justin Timberlake will do duet!

Britney Spears is getting a helping hand from an ex-flame. Superstar Justin Timberlake will record a duet for her new album, OK! reveals exclusively. OK! also takes a closer look at Britney’s custody settlement over her sons, and why her shocking decision is helping her get her life back on track. Oh, and whats his face has a baby.

Awkward!

Pictures of Britney attending the benefit put on by Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey were really impressive and she looked well put together. But when I saw this video. I could barely breathe. Maybe to you its no big deal but since I am so in touch with Poor Britney's breakdown, I could just feel it all over her! SHE is SO fragile! From the way she was shaking to the way she was answering questions that

True Hollywood story: Britney Spears

This Friday, mark your calender.

Britney and her breakdown doll

Okay, I know I said I am busy. I am! But I just had to post this pics of Brit's little breakdown doll trying to have a smoke! He IS just like mama in every way. Brit's body looks super cute! You know she was all " Oh, nooooo" in her singing voice for him to put those down. He looks like a real pro doesn't he! She should hide her smoking from him. I hide my

Brit break

I'm working on an undercover FBI project so for a day or two Brit will not be under surveillance from me. Don't worry, I haven't gone anywhere, I'm just doing my undercover thing.. See ya in a day or two! In the meantime, here is Brit and Bret, BritBret out shopping yesterday, Sunday. Bret better back off the Brit! You just know she is sooo jealous of all the attention Brit gets even with zits on

My popwreck comes out for an evening

We never see this anymore. Usually we see her going to dinner or the studio or maybe vacation with her bodyguards and nanny, but Britters actually attended the Generation Rescue party hosted by Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey. It's a fundraiser for neurological problems. Think Britney was there because of her own mental issues or just a coincidence? The guy taking the picture had to hold a bag of Cheeto's up to get Britters to look

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