2008 August

Everyone wants a piece of Britney

We all know that Lynn has written a book and its due out Sept 16th and it's just one more example of the Britney gravy train. This weeks' rag mag breaks down the Britney ATM transactions and whose in line to get a piece of Poor Britters. Surprisingly to me was that her brother was struggling financially until he was let in on the conservatorship by Britney's dad. While I don't have a problem with Britney's

Female insects have vagina’s’ too Madonna

Here she is in all her vaglory. She hasn't been told that she is not the only person in the world with a vagina. When you look up Vadge on wikipedia it goes straight to Madonna's crotch shot. Well, it should. I was reading the DD because she's funny and always pissed off and she has had it with Madge's Vadge too. Who hasn't? For some reason, someone told Vadge that her vajayjay is made of spun gold

Poor Britney

[gallery] InTouch magazine scans have arrived online and the big story is the author who went undercover as a photog and got close to Britney and then wrote a book. Yep, another betrayal to add to the stack. I wonder if Britney knew he was an author of the Kurt Cobain book or if she just assumed he was a photog? He makes some shocking claims and quite frankly I find it hard to believe that Britney

No Moon Man for Britney Spears

Ignore her hairy armpits here. She wasn't herself. The predictions are already starting and according to the L.A. Times, the PussyCat Dolls will beat out Britney and the Jonas Brothers. Why? Sex sells! I don't have an issue with this anyway, I didn't think Britney's video even compared to some of the big dollars spent to make some of these. Piece of Me was made in my bathroom. When Britney releases a truly amazing video, I'll be the

My dream come true

Fox is reporting that my lil Brit Brit may sing for the royal family! If only my Princess Di were alive to enjoy this wreckalishious event. I digress... Madonna is probably so fucking jealous!!!!! Britters isn't even pretend British and she got asked and Vadge didn't. Neener Neener Pooh Pooh!! Oh happy days that my Cheeto puff may do this performace for the Royal Family, and I know it will eat Madonna alive like her vagina tries to eat all of

Over it!

[gallery] I noticed in these sets of images from Britney's trip to the gym yesterday that she appears fed up with Captain Commando and his bossy ass ways. The look on her face and his demanding body language tells me they aren't very fond of each other. He probably thinks she's spoiled and she thinks he's mean. That kind of chemistry can only mean one thing. HOT SWEATY HATE SEX!!!! I hope he takes her, ties her up, covers

Don’t talk to the Britster! Awkward!

I know Ed Hardy creator, Christian Augulaogdfogkjgdhljdh birthday was a couple of months ago. Remember, he turned 50 and now he likes to kick, stretch and kick! Anyold, I was watching the video footage of when Britters showed up and surprised him for his 50th and he was soooo happy. You can tell he really loves her a lot. Anyold, watch when the media-whore tries to start questioning poor Britney. Her bodyguard waste no time in grabbing

Britney out shopping in BH

[gallery] Brit was out doing some home decor shopping yesterday or as her mom likes to call it "Keeping her busy". She was shopping for candles, and dishes and flowers. Maybe getting ready to have someone special over to dinner. Hmm. Probably not. They probably are just trying to keep her from being bored which is bad when you are already manic. God that sucks. Mania sucks and never goes away. It's just controlled but could you imagine suffering

No VMA’s for Britney

[caption id="attachment_2888" align="aligncenter" width="279" caption="Sorry y'all! "][/caption] I never thought she'd perform anyway. She's no where near ready and cant afford a live disaster. There's way too much to risk by her doing a live performance. Ryan Seacrest announced it today on KIIS, saying that Brit's manager, Larry Rudolph said absolutely she is NOT performing. Like I said before, probably more taped shit like the Madonna cameo. I'm sure that's what we'll get and if she wins

Told you so

She probably read it here! Well, she did! ENQUIRER exclusively reports Britney Spears was furious when she discovered her ex K-Fed out partying with his ex! K-Fed and former GF Shar Jackson - mom of his two oldest kids - hit the Madden 09 video game launch party while Brit was stuck at home, caring for 2-year-old son Sean's ear infection. Kevin, who has custody of his and Britney's two boys, agreed to send the boys for an

Kim Vo did this!!

How does her hair end up looking like it just got back from Iraq? Unbeweavable! What in weave-heaven happens to it? I wear my hair in a bun almost all the time and even mine doesn't look like this. Why is there no brushes in poor Britters house? Did the breakdown dolls hide them all? Those polka dots are humiliated to be seen out with that mess. Here's the thing. I love my lil mess but YOU know

Dear Madonna

This is why I would go see Cher or Bet Midler before I'd spend a dime on Vadge. Midlife crisis or what? She is 50 and thinks she should dress like her 12 year old daughter. Tour or not, what is she trying to prove? That she isnt 50? She is!! This outfit is too childesh for even Miley Cyrus. Holly hell Vadge, get some meds and accept your aging. You could look quite lovely like

K-Fed gives Britters no love, spends time with Shar

Why cant he hug Britney like that? She's a good girl and she deserves it damn it. After all, the birth of his children probably brought out her mania. k-Fed and Shar Jackson, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty, live it up on Brits money in Vegas. K-Fizzle loves Vegas. Does Shar forget he walked out on her while she was pregnant? Dumbass. Speaking of Poor Britters, she was sans a man again while she laid low in her

Britney’s video shots from Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour

Looking good Britters! Oh, Hi Madonna. I didn't see you there. Britney stole my attention from you. I think this is such a blatant begging for attention. What the hell does cameos of Britney have to do with Madonna's tour? It's not like Brit is performing with her. Vadge is just doing it to ensure all her tickets sale. Speaking of Vadge. Her and her super human vagina and pelvic bones were out in force. Dlisted wrote

Justin turned h is back on Britney

Literally. According to InTouch weekly he did not even acknowledge the poptart when they were both at the House of Blues last week for the Robin Thicke concert. She was dancing and having a good time and kept eying Justin but he never even turned around. He stayed cozied up with fiance Jessica Biel. How dare he! He better turn his sexy ass back around and give nods to poor Britney. She's working hard to get better.

Bumpin uglies, I mean taking a drive

I don't care what anyone says, I think these two get it on from time to time. He probably bends her over the bathroom sink real quick. You know you were thinking it too! She needs it and it helps her relax so RAMbo is just doing his job. Big Deal. Also think Brit craves attention and is so addicted to the media crush that she does these little convertible trips to nowhere just to satisfy

Britney LIVE

well at least on this video she is. I am just dreaming that we'll see my little creampuff show off all her cuteness live at the VMA's. Theres two people in Hollywood I like. My fragile little buttercup and Pink. Pink is one mean-ass bitch and she ought to be Britters security team. Yeah, thats right, she can be a whole security team! Here's Britters happy as hell over sleeping with Justin Gwen Stefani's kiddie. And for the

Britney and Justin duet on.off.on.off

Maybe this explains why Justin was at the house of blues the same night Britney was last week. Perhaps they met up to discuss the duet. Anyway, we've been hearing all week from multiple sources that the two are going to sing together on Britney's album due out next year. That's fine but how about a live duet on stage at the VMAs!!! Boy would that bring in ratings or what? Who's running the show over

OK! This is what I love about her.

Only Britney would pose with a nail missing for a major magazine spread. See, popwreck and I love her!! my Gawd that lil one is the master of breakdown dolls! Gorgeous! The pictures I posted earlier about the breakdown dolls, looked funny to me. I kept looking at the kid in the car and thinking, that looks nothing like my breakdown doll. Well, it wasn't. it was Gwen Stefani's kid!! Brit had her over with the

Britney’s real singing voice exposed!

When Britney sings on stage, it is usually a soundtrack that she softly sings along to so that she appears to be singing live but what we are really hearing is the soundtrack. A lot of stars do this because frankly, live, they sound like the rest of us. Usually we are not privy to this type of singing that the star is really doing softly into their Mic so that they can stay "in

a day with my breakdown dolls

[gallery] I must admit, it lights up my day to see the breakdown dolls for one reason. The face of baby JJ. Not only does he appear to be her favorite, oh shut up! I can sooo tell he is her favorite, but he looks just like her all the way down to the chubby little legs. I hate that they're getting older though. They need to stay dolls forever because a grown man breakdown doll is not cute. BTW,

Attack, Porkchop!

Britney and Lynne headed to Bryan's house for dinner. She spent a day recording on the album and was probably tired as hell. Her and OK! magazine Lynne Spears headed to brother, Bryan's house for dinner. I love how you hear someone, but I cant tell who, say "attack Porkchop"! I didn't see a dog so its probably a 2 pound mini that's meaner than shit. Porkchop has nothing on PoorBritney. She's what I like to refer

Britney’s new bikini body is H.O.T!

She has really toned up! Source

Poor Elizabeth Edwards

Boy, sexytimes mistress is really bending poor John Edwards over the barrel isn't she. This story just keeps getting worse. And Poor Elizabeth Edwards. See, it doesn't pay to be a good committed wife. Elizabeth should have beat him to the punch and been cheatin on his ass for years. Now, look where being good has got her. This cover of the Enquirer of him holding the baby is just such bad news for him on so

Britney does another OK! cover

YAWNNNNN. OK! paid the Spears so much money that they get to dribble tons of covers about her and claim "exclusive". We all know Brit is working out and trying to eat healthier so this is not going to be a big seller. I don't know who's worse, the paparazzi feeding off her or OK! trying to keep paying all their bills feeding story after story of her. It's not even interesting anymore. If OK! wants my 3.99

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