2008 September

Kim Kardashian is worse than an 82 year old

Kim Kardashian got beat out by 82 year old Cloris leachman!!!!! Did you hear me. She got her ass kicked by an 82 year old on DWTS! Poor no rhythm Kim Kardashian!!! Dancing with the stars has kicked her off. She can go backstage now and cry with Jessica Simpson. This is equivalent to Lynne beating Britney out in the talent department. PoornotalentKimKardashian.com!

Britney on Letterman tonight

http://www.circusvip.com/ is reporting that Brit Brit will be on David Letterman tonight! She is in New York so maybe it's true. I don't know about you but I'm getting my Cheeto's and xanex and climbing into bed to see my popwreck. I wonder if she'll be wearing THOSE SHOES! If I put down my whiskey and climb in bed and she isn't on, there will be hell to pay. Do you hear me Adnan? it will be the

Back off my pop wreck!

My poor Britters looked like someone stole THOSE SHOES! The shock in her eyes and the way she bolted back to her vehicle tell me that she probably had cheetoreah in her favorite jeans. She's scared y'all! Britney forgets that New York is much more aggressive than Los Angeles. She looked in mid panic attack like the time we saw her turn around and bolt from the courthouse. I get that same look when my whiskey

Messages to PoorBritney

I told you last night that I am going to be posting all my readers voice mails when they leave me one because damn it my readers rule and deserve to be heard! Here is message number 2 so far, from loyal reader Devon who is now an addicted blogger too. Hola Devon XOXO!

Tale of the traveling SHOES

You guessed it. THOSE SHOES went to New York with Poor Britters! I need to get a pair of those magical shoes. They make everything okay even the fact that she's addicted to these new jeans too. The shoes and jeans have been a staple in Brit Brit's life for over a month now. While other stars gasp at being caught in the same clothes twice, Brit Brit owns it. You damn right she's been wearing

Womanizer number one on z100

Z100 played the frap out of Womanizer and it's the most requested song on the station. If you missed it, here it is again.

Britney still unsteady according to court documents

Britney is still not able to defend herself so claims her lawyers in court papers regarding her drivers license infraction. According to TMZ, her lawyer wants the judge to stop the trial, at least for now, because of the conservatorship. According to the docs, she's still not totally with it. Brit is "unable to participate meaningfully in her defense." I told you! I know her better than most fans. I can see the illness/improvement in her

Britney camp says no sex tape

According to E! online, there is no Britney and Adnan sex tape. They also report that Adnan's cell phone is disconnected at his old alli/employer JFX says they have no way to reach him. Try looking in a cave. I don't know if I buy that because Britney was so out of it, how would she know he hid a camera to film them bumping cheetos and flat bread while in a motel room in Mexico. I

Message Poor Britney!

I added a new feature to the sidebar where you can leave me voice messages or subscribe to updates via text. Here is my first voice mail. Leave one too and I'll post them all!

Pictures of Britney on Z100 radio

[gallery] She looks adorable albeit uncomfortable and I bet she's wearing THOSE SHOES! Love the sunglasses in the studio. Probably hiding all the tears from the news of the Adnan sex tape for sell. PoorBritney! Images

Britney appears on radio show Z100 to promo Womanizer

The promos for Womanizer have begun. I bet you, she does not enjoy this one bit but she has to do it because Jive is driving this Britney bus. if it were up to her, I don't think she'd talk to anyone yet. See below. Even Britney doesn't think Piece of me (video) was great. it wasn't. The song rocked, the video was okay at best. She says a tour's for sure! introduce her album... LISTEN NOW She talks to JJ. "I've been

Britney starts album push tour

Unlike Blackout, where Britney did no promos whatsoever and only sold 900,000 copies, the Brit camp is pushing her out to market her upcoming album, Circus. It's being reported that Britney is in New York right now because she'll make a surprise appearance on TRL and she'll make an appearance on MTV's Europe awards and she's nominated as well. This is exactly what needs to be done to sell millions. Even with the popularity of Britney

Adnan Ghalib DOES have Britney Spears Sex Tape

Well I cant be angry at anyone except Britney and her family for putting us in this position. I know she was sick but all those same people who like to think she wasn't really "that sick" are going to use that excuse when they try to explain why on God's green earth would this girl put herself in this position!!!??? Oh, sorry. You probably want the details. I've already read it so I'm furious but

Bad review of Womanizer: NY Daily rips Britney

Wow the NY Daily has a harsh crowd. I was reading their review of Womanizer which was bad but the comments their readers leave are far worse. Jim Farber from NY Daily says this about Womanizer; After delaying the release of the first single from Britney Spears' upcoming album for nearly a week, the song, "Womanizer," finally hit radio waves Friday. From the sound of it, it should have been delayed indefinitely. "Womanizer" - which makes its

Breakdown dolls go to dinner with Brit Brit

[gallery] What can I say about this post except Gorgeous!!! The breakdown dolls went to dinner with the one and only original Breakdown Doll, Britney. The southern clan looked hillbilly precious as they headed out to dinner with papaw Spears to dine on steak. Papaw continues to stay strong and silent. I'm sure Lynne is hiding in the back of the SUV jotting down notes for her next book "How I saved the breakdown dolls". And guess what?

Lynne Promoting Book, Stealing Papaws’ Thunder

[gallery] It's not good enough that she fuc*ed up Britney's life, set her book to be published during the breakdown dolls birthday's (which I will never forget!), doing her "book" tour on all the morning shows and radio she can while Womanizer is being released, now she is stealing Papaw Spears thunder for getting Britter's better! The over cooked spineless mother of three and grandmemaw to three is now claiming on her "book" promos that her and Jamie used the

Songwriter says Circus will have one of his best songs ever

A rep from Jive Records has revealed that accomplished song writer and producer, Max Martin’s song that he worked on for Britney’s new album “Circus” may be the best song he’s ever done in his career. “Circus” will be released on Britney’s birthday, December 2nd. The fact that Max Martin has said this could be his best song ever should be GREAT news for Britney fans since he has worked on a TON of hit records in the

Frappaliscious

Enjoying all her hard work on the heels of Womanizer's release, the Golden One enjoyed not one Frap but two! Starbucks needs to change the logo on the cup to a picture of my Cheeto princess.

I’m celebrating Womanizer

And because I love to share my joy with others, I'll share this with you, which is how I celebrated the release of Womanizer. You can thank the dirty bastard for this. He's very giving too. Pay attention. One of these girls looks just like Britters.

Womanizer Reviews and Lyrics

Womanizer has been out for about 3 hours and already the critics are running to their keyboards to pound out their opinions. Here's a couple of reviews and I've listed the lyrics to Womanizer. I just played it again and again and yes again and it reminds me a lot of "ooh ooh baby, touch me and I come alive I can feel you on my lips, I can feel you deep inside". Same type

Join the Circus

A new site has been launched for Britters. It's about time. BritneySpears.com has been a graveyard. Now you can go to http://www.circusvip.com and join the Cheeto community. Here are some new Brit Brit outtakes too from BH. I love love her little lost eyes. This is how Britter's mug shot would look if she got arrested, putting Paris and Nicoles' mugshots to shame.

World Premiere. Womanizer | Britney Spears

What do you guys think? It sounds really "techno", lots of mixing. I gotta hear it about another 4000 times to see if it's sticky. I so far dont like it as much as Blackout but that's how she rolls. She sucks me in just when I think it's just okay.

The official cover of Womanizer

Here it is you crazy Cheeto lovers. The official cover of Brit's artwork for Womanizer. POB is saying it's really good. This sleeve reminds me of SwingTown or That 70's Show. Definitely going back to the 70's. I was ten so I don't have fun filled hard party sex driven stories from the seventy's. The eighty's were my time baby! Without wishing to stir up any of that boring Christina vs Britney nonsense, Britney’s new single ‘Womanizer’

Reunited and it feels so good

I bet you Britter's got wet panties when she slid on this wig for her video shoot, Womanizer. I bet it fit like a glove, called out her name and smelled of Rite-Aid days gone by. God how I miss that pink wig. During Britney's now infamous breakdown, she wore the hell out of her pink wig and last night she got to slide on this beauty for her upcoming video. I bet it was like

Not to beat a dead horse but…

Britney took a break today from moving out of her current home and filming for Womanizer to grab a bite to eat at McDonalds and she's wearing THOSE SHOES again! Just needed to get that off my chest. Image

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