2008 October

Breakdown bees

The dolls getting picked up from school today by daddy. Or perhaps that's someone dressed up as K-Fed for Halloween. Look at the baby! I love his little chubby face. He is a splitting image of Britney. His brother is getting too big and losing his cutie baby look damn it. I wish the whole family would just get back together that way K-Fed could babysit my breakdown doll and give papaw some time off. Image

Bring in the fu*king clowns!!!!

My doll's official cover for circus is out and it's gorgeous!!!! My doll is surrounded by gold Cheeto dust all around her and I cannot wait to start wearing out this CD! May Blackout RIP. Why does my DOLL have one eye smaller than the other? Couldn't they photo shop fix that with all the money they have? It looks like she is in mid wonk wink but I don't GAF because my doll looks gorg!!!! She

It’s Halloween Bitch!

Happy Halloween Bitches! It's that time of year again for me to lock the doors, turn off the lights and pretend I'm not home so all the little brats don't bother me while I'm watchin my favorite Halloween classics like Deep throat and Debbie does Dallas. See more great art by DoodleWhore

The sappiness continues

I think I am starting to like BritneySpears.com better when it was vacant for 2 years. The sappiness is just oozing and I'm not sure who's writing their content but I have a toothache its so sappy. I like the pictures and videos they provide us but I can barely get myself to click on the news feed for fear that I'll see more naggingly sweet messages that are more appropriate for a fan site not the

Stills of Britney Rehearsing

[gallery] These pictures make me happy because it's soo good to see her doing something again besides gas station stops and Rite-aid runs. This is old school Britters! I don't like how cheesy BritneySpears.com is but I love all the pictures they're providing. I hope the paparazzo are losing thousands of dollars!!!! This is so exciting to me because at least she is providing her own pictures and cutting those wolves off! And by the looks of these pictures,

Good for the body and soul

Here's my doll working out looking really good. She has thrown every ounce of her energy into working out and that is so good for her. Yesterday I read that part of the reason for the permanent conservatorship was Britney's latest mental exam. Poor doll is probably struggling big time with bad habits and retraining her mind, so what better way than by working out. It cant be anything but great for her body and mind. I

I told you so. Britney under perm conservatorship!

Lawyers in the Britney Spears conservatorship case have just asked the court commissioner to make her conservatorship permanent. And the judge said she would grant the request. The conservatorship was scheduled to end on December 31. Sources say one reason why Brit & Co. wanted to extend the conservatorship is that it makes it easier for her to regain custody of her kids -- the family law commissioner will feel more comfortable giving her added face time

Rescue my doll!

This is not a huge deal but it bugs me bad so your ass is gonna hear about it. On Sunday I saw a tweet come from my beloved Princess, Queen B her team that said "We were able to sneak away to Santa Barbara for a relaxing weekend!" - Fri Oct 24 01:23:05. Now, you tell me, does Britney really intend on "sneaking away" if she tweets to 7,000 people where she is while she is still

Funny shit with Womanizer

This is funny. Especially the sink. This was written up by Videogum.com and on BritneySpears.com and it's pretty funny considering there is little other Brit news going in right now. Somebody had a lot of time on their hands to break the video down. 10. This Font What is this font? Britney's the Terminator now? She's not a girl, not yet a TX-12 grade John Connor assassination machine? No. This is not a Britney font. I think someone got this mixed

This makes me tired

Forget all that training. I'm drained from being a top thinker (inside joke). I work out hard at being brilliant but my Lil Cheeto puff is working out her new fit bod. Between working out, hitting the studio, training with her dancers and making the media rounds, I need a drink and a smoke and then a nap. Someone needs to get my Britter's a sports bra. Her regular flappy strap brazier aint cuttin it. I like

Ms.Crocker if you’re nasty

Chris Crocker is back. Remember the rather androgynous-looking guy who wailed on YouTube in favor of leaving Britney alone? Well, surprise! He’s starting a music career. In “A Decade of Internet Superstars: Where Are They Now,” JR Raphael for PC World chronicles the craziest of the crazies. Fifth on his list, to my ultimate surprise, was Ms. (he prefers it) Chris Crocker. To show what Crocker is doing now, Raphael links to the now-singer’s Web site, where there’s

My kind of videos

I came across these videos today of my breakdown doll in cartoon mode! This fan has some crazy cartoon skills! I mean they really are pretty good. Shit I couldnt do it, so mad props for that. He's got plenty more and I'm sure he's going to love the free advertising. I love the little things in the videos like the S+J necklace she's wearing in one, the pink wigs and bald head. This fan

I’m buying them all

[gallery] Some stalker fan has made tons of Britney postcards from captures of her Womanizer video and is selling them on ebay, and now you can send everyone you know a postcard of Brit's gorgeous little Cheeto face. I dont want to know what he did to those poor postcards in private. I'm going to wallpaper my whole house in these shots so I can see my doll when I get coffee, take a pee, shave my legs, and

PoorSarahPalin.com

[gallery] Poor Sarah's vajayjay is a bit "tender" today. Last night, one of the most talked-about pieces in "Svedka Vodka Presents..." was Exit Strategy by Ben Tegal/21st Century Filth. While obscenity laws required us to cover Ms Palin's nether regions with a small red "I Voted!" sticker, patrons could not resist giving Sarah a little poke down there. Maybe some thought the sticker was scratch 'n' sniff. The sticker started to flap off. The flaps got bigger.

All Hail the Messiah

[gallery] That look on the fugly paparazzi face tells it all. Part the sea and burn a bush, the Messiah is walking through. Those dumb bitches look like they just saw the mothership land to pick up Tom and Katie. Ehm, uh I mean "Kate". She likes to be called Kate because it makes her feel growd up. The Messiah was heading to the dance studio last night for more exorcisms exercise and looking a bit tired. I bet

Britney wrote a song about Adnan?

Adnan Ghalib's BFF, JFXonline says that according to US Ragazine, a song Brit has created and wants added to her Circus album is about Adnan. The song is called "Papi". Get it, for paparazzo. That's my pet name for my pap smears. I love them long time. The article says even though the two called it quits three months ago that they are still in contact everyday. What do you think. Do you think Brit wants

Buy Britney

Forget that photo they are auctioning off, auction THOSE SHOES! Bids would go through the ceiling for those sparklers. I'd take a second on my house to get the pink wig and THOSE SHOES. I'm not sure I like this pic. It's like a pedophile's dream with the toddler bike. DAVID LACHAPELLE (b.1964 American) Britney Spears, Baby, 1999 oversized chromogenic print signed in ink on typed label with credit, title, date and edition '2/3' on backing board 60 x

Jamie Lynne Spears

Must have landed on PoorBritney.com, it has to be her. The person came from Google by typing in pitchers on how to tit feed a baby Here's the other Spears and her lady jugs out running errands yesterday with baby Maddie. Image

Breakdown Dolls hit the pumpkin patch

[gallery] My gorgeous DOLLS went shoppin for pumpkins and it looks like the mini dolls are super excited but guess what? I'm even more excited because she is wearing THOSE SHOES!!!!! This is the best gift ever that the great pumpkin could bring me! I know I know, it's just too good. My doll loves THOSE SHOES and proves it by wearing them everyday. If you think you're going to get them, think again. Brett's nostrils are watchin

PoorChair.com

I come from a breed of hillbilly's that are "big boned" and "thick". Yes, we aren't fat, we're "healthy". I have four brothers and they're all big corn fed white boys who would probably be mistaken as hillbilly ass white supremacists. I got a big mama and a teeny tiny daddy. Go figure. We are never considered "fat" we are "fluffy". We love biscuits and gravy, soup beans and cornbread and hold the Guinness

Womanizer a continuation of Toxic?

Perhaps. But a lot of her videos have this theme so who cares. She is still deliciously fragile and looks gorgeous! I think she likes the theme of these videos because she is shown as a strong woman, confident,empowered who pushes the men around, which in real life isn't the case. These videos are probably how she'd like to see herself. Strong, confident and fierce. A few more years of good therapy and she may finally

Gorgeous!

[gallery] Look at how damn gorgeous my breakdown doll looks!!! These are newly released shots from her 2002 Mark Liddell photo shoot. Mark has shot Naomi Campbell, Christina Rici and tons of other stars. His website is really cool and I love the music that plays as you browse the pictures. My only beef and you knew I'd have one, is Lynne in the picture. That bitch always has to be in on my Britters glory. I know

Perez wins worst blog

PerezHilton won worst blog ever category in the 2008 blogger choice awards. The Blogger choice awards vote for best blog, worst blog, most obnoxious blog and so on. Some of the comments on Perez called him "no talent", "mean-spirited", "fatass" and other un flattering names. Somehow I don't think he gives a shit. He's making money and could probably care less.

Twitter and Britney

I follow a lot of online guru's in the social media field because I have other work to do besides Poor Britters and it calls for me to very UP on whats happening in the online world. That said, I came across a video by Gary Vanerchuck who was addressing Britney and Twitter and how she needs to be authentic on Twitter if she wants to dominate. I could not agree more and this goes

Poor Britney

OK! Magazine claims Britney is still very fragile according to her lawyer. I know this already. She is still under a conservatorship and still getting better. This is why her team is showing her in such positive light all the time now. They are trying to downplay had bad she was. My poor doll. I hope no one told her Rupert the Tiny fawn died. Flanagan told OK! that he had gone to Britney’s house on Oct.

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