2008 December

Wishing you all a safe and drama filled New Year!

I barely took the last post live and already E! says the rumors of Britney hooking up with Sandip are false! E! ruins everything. The report says Brit Brit and her doll pieces stayed home for Christmas NOT in India with her new muse. Damn it. This rumor had real legs. It had romance and lust and sexy dance moves and Indian wedding gowns! Life and Style says Brit Brit is taking more drugs because she is afraid

Paper Doll!

Britney's fans scare me. They spend way too much time creating Brit shit and it just terrifies me. Brit's fans (most from Brazillllllllllllllll) created costume designs that they think Britney should wear in her circus act. BTW, Brit Brit is the most popular person on the planet. Love her or hate her, she's interesting to people. (Side note: Now we know why Britney is in her home town this week. Her brother is getting married to lil sis'

New day, new rumor

I don't know why I find this gossip so hard to believe. Who would have thought Brit was dating a fleabag paparazzo? But nonetheless, it's a slow news day so it's my job to pass along the rumors like a jealous high school girl scorned by her love who left her ass for some skanky cheerleader. I had two choices today. Report this shit or report Britney's New Years Resolution to stop biting her nails. Riveting,

Slimy Womanizer

A sliimy cover of Womanizer. Some fans are saying they dig it more than Brit's version. Do you?

Britney sneaks out of the house to get laid?

Who could the mystery man be...living in Los Angeles... I shutter to think, Adnan! I hope she brought rubbers and monistat. The thought of that cesspool rubbing his stale flatbread all over my doll is too much for this Saturday morning. Somehow I doubt this happened, but it's my job to report all the gossip too you know. Britney Spears reportedly snuck out of her home in disguise for a secret sex session. The 'Womanizer' singer apparently defied

London has a boyfriend

Don't judge him. He's just doing as any good boyfriend would do and that's getting his gal a Christmas present. This hot stud wandered right into a grocery store in Utah and picked up a nice holiday bone for his gal and wandered right out the door like he owned the place. Without paying! This is how shoplifting is done. Get a dog to do the dirty work. Now if he had only picked up a

Brit Brit’s in DANGER!

And so it begins... PoorKfedsgirlfriend.com K-Fed's New Girl -- Kind of a Badass! Kevin Federline clearly likes 'em a little on the wild side. K-Fed's new squeeze, Victoria Prince, has had her share of run-ins with the law. Just last year, Prince was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace. But, she pled not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed. Back in her high school days, she allegedly waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high

Christmas Shoes!

Brit Brit did some last minute shopping at Best buy and she was wearing THOSE OTHER SHOES! The ones that have replaced THOSE SHOES. It's a sad little Christmas for THOSE SHOES as they've been retired. The new ones look very very similar to those shoes but the difference is they're suede. Other than that, they look identical. I was also reading the comments on the page where the picture was and could not believe how mean

Britney has stage fright

Tickets for Britney Spears’ world tour are already selling out — and nine shows have been added to meet the demands of anxious fans — and Britney is feeling the heat. Under pressure to put on the best show of her life, the star has been rehearsing nonstop. Yet behind the scenes, Britney is secretly terrified she won’t live up to expectations. “Britney has a great time doing choreography and rehearsing, but when it’s time

Merry Britmas!

Tomorrow's Christmas in case you forgot and I wanted to wish you all a very merry Britmas. We'll be back in a day or so unless anything world shattering takes place with Brit Brit. Meanwhile, here's Britney's arch enemy and man stealer, Jessica Biel being all bitchy and rude on Christmas. Dirty little elf! "Santa and Bleebo Save Christmas" with Jessica Biel and David Koechner by Dave Koechner

Circus

Take a look at the new circus picture! This is delicious and so perfect for Brit Brit. Check out the SHOES hanging on the wall!! I must have taken this picture. This is how I picture Britney lounging around the house ordering the help around. Bring me cocktails, and smokes and my laptop because I relax by gambling online. Sir, Bring me my easy bake oven, my baby Crissy doll and my loud and clear because I

FANS!

Here's the two lucky bitches that got to meet with dollface! Brit was incredibly sweet to them. I love how down to earth and shy she is even though she is the most famous person in the world. She is still so shy. I just loved seeing this, it reminds me of why I love her so much. So sweet! I know it must be so hard for her to do this promo shit when

Pepaw and an Exorcism

Pepaw got a raise y'all! He is now officially making over $16,000.00 a month to babysit dollface. I'd do it for free just to be near her and gaze into her sad eyes and lift her broken smile. Pepaw looks too grouchy to cheer her up. I'm confident I'd do better. It seems yet again, Britney is responsible for keeping the economy moving. A judge just ordered massive payouts totaling over 1.5 mill to her dad,

Cheeto recipes

Home made baked Cheeto's Cheeto chicken The Cheeto diet! Spicy cheeto chicken Cheeto stuffing! Cheeto Beer Don't knock it until you try it. In honor or our doll and Christmas, enjoy these delicious recipes! Artist Credit

We all like rumors

And the latest two are that 2 staffers of the Britney Circus tour have quit. It's not clear yet why but they apparently had some drama behind the scenes. A new director is set to take over the tour duties. Wade Robson, the original director for the Circus tour, has reportedly quit, along with lead choreographer Andre Fuentes. No word on why the shake-up behind-the-scenes has ensued, but an inside source has revealed to BreatheHeavy.com that

Perez Hilton Picks on Britney Spears

Just plain mean spirited hate. Not funny. Not entertaining, just hateful. The guy who did nothing but dish on celebs like millions of other blogs and who now thinks his shit doesn't stink, had this to say about Britney on his blog when the New York Post asked about Britney. NYP: What did you think of [Britney's] recent documentary? Perez: "I just realized the extent of her stupidity. I wonder if she knows how stupid she is. She

Lucky fans

[gallery columns="4"] These two girls got a nice present from Santa this year. Time with the DOLL! Brit's camp had a contest to win a chance to meet Britney if you wrote the best reason why in 25 words or less. Why didn't I know about this. I would have sent in my application with just the words MY DOLL and DRIVING in all CAPS. I would have won because Brit Brit would have tee hee'd and

PoorPuppy.com

What's this madness? Doesn't she know poorpuppy isn't a Beyonce Sasha Fierce fan? Poorpuppy just wants to be left alone in his room so he can rock out to If U Seek Amy, in private and put it on youtube if he feels like it. It's not possible right now because he's still in that damn conservatorship. You can tell by the look on poorpuppy's face that he's not amused with Sasha Fierce. He can

TV Burp spoofs Britney Spears comback

Poor Britney... And Britney gets custody advice from Sean Preston

Quicksand | Britney Bonus Track

Lady GaGa wrote and sang this with Brit Brit?? I like it a lot. I'm just recently starting to listen to Lady GaGa because, well, I don't share my doll's ears with just anyone. But, I see a lot of Xtina sound in Lady GaGa. They look a like and sound alike. Someone email me the mp3 if you got a hold of it. I need to add this to my Ipod. admin at poorbritney dot

Craaazy fan is back!

Showerboy and his womanizer bits are back! First we got him in the shower then in the mall and now this! He's been practicing because he's doing much less popping and more dancing. Well, I lied. He pops. He cant help it. This must be his full time job. It doesn't pay well but he's dedicated. The ass shots in my face I could do without and who told him THOSE SHOES are sexy?? His sexy pieces

Exclusive Bonus Tracks

I came across these and decided you've been good enough to hear them! These are songs written for Brit Brit but are not on Circus. They're the bonus songs and I believe you can get them on ITunes UK. You like? I don't think they are nearly as good as what ended up on Circus but they're still DOLL MUSIC. Rock Boy Trouble

This is getting serious

[gallery] Am I ready for K-Fed to move on? I don't know. Being protective of my doll's feelings, I just feel like this may depress her and set her back. Maybe this is why Larry and Pepaw were desperate to set her up on a date. She probably saw all the new k-fed photos with his new gal-pal and it set her off to crying and such so they quickly tried to distract her with new

Guess what my daughter is getting for Christmas

Got it today. No Christmas for me would be complete without my PoorBritney under the tree. She also got Circus. She's a lucky girl. I don't care if I have to tuck her in myself. She will sleep with PoorBritney bear! Yeah, she's 20. Pffft. And an update on Bringee.. (Brit and Benji), E! says its all false and that InTouch weekly made that shit up. Damn, another bogus rumor. Russell Brand weighed in and said he'd

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