2009 January

Fan sites or worst enemies?

Following up on our discussion last night where most of us were blown away that the fan site Breatheheavy.com was in support of Britney being freed to be on her own free will and thus back in the dangerous arms of the likes of Sam and Adnan, today he follows up with another mind boggling post that was received with, yes, you guessed it, lots of hatred from his readers. Again. So odd. It seems to

Britney, Adnan, Sam = The documents & drama

I Betcha X17 is so excited about this shit they couldn't sleep at all last night. They had flashbacks of late 07- early 08 of stalking Britney through gas stations and hotel rooms and then without warning their big money and the nucleus of their existence was gone. With these latest rumblings goin on, I'm sure the office is in a tizzy over there and so excited half the staff has diarrhea. X17 got its sweaty lil

Brit Brit’s house for sale

Does this mean that x17 will no longer be hanging from the trees. My favorite real estate site (Trula , I use it to search Laughlin properties all day and night so I can be near the casino) says Brit's bits are up for sale for around 7.2.millionnnnn dollars. They don't even utter the words "Britney used to live here" because they know for some, it's like moving into the fucking Amityville Horror house, equipped with rattling

Doll Art

As much as the breakdown doll pisses me off when she does childish shit like texting that sleaze-o paparazzo, I am a sucker for her pitiful little face and this artist (Richard Bunker) does the baby breakdown doll like nobody's business! Richard, I'd give you props to your website or something but BritneySpears.com didn't list one, only your name. Blame them. Those girls need to be booted and I'll take over- yes and thank you! If

Britney may have caused this

Before you get your dirty panties in a huff, the reason I say this is because Brit had been texting Adnan Ghalib and apparently communicating via text back and forth, which is why she put herself at risk to be taken advantage of (again!!). This totally explains why her dad removed her phone. I swear, she is like a child. She, above everyone else, should have learned from her past mistakes mixing with scuzzy paparazzo and

Britney gets restraining order against Lutfi, Ghalib!

This is some shocking shit. Apparently, allegedly- Lutfi, Ghalib were involved in trying to undermine the conservatorship. No wonder Pepaw took the phone away.They were probably texting her, trying to influence her. I knew these two were aweful, apart but had no idea they were operating together. I guess their money ran out. According to TMZ, Britney's lawyers went to court this morning to obtain the injunction. A source close to the conservatorship tells

Poor Britney

Knowing how emotionally fragile dollface is, I bet these images in the new Life&Style just break her heart. According to Britney's BFF, OK! Magazine, Brit is scared to death that Victoria and k-Fed are going to be happy ever after with Britney's dolls. The magazine claims that Britney is torn apart by images of the "family" together. Friends fear that the big comeback could become a circus in the worst sense: Britney, 27, is terrified she’ll

This is why I love Hillbillies

This brings back all sorts of hillbilly childhood memories of fishin with Pepaw, spittin chewin tabaccy off the porch and making out behind the church. Hillbillies love to make out behind the church because somehow it doesn't seem as bad since you're not hidin anything from baby Jesus. Where else would you find a Hollywood baby wearin a set of BillyBob teeth? The Spears clan knows how to roll, giving the baby breakdown doll his very own

YAY!

I'm so excited with my new layout and mad props to Carlos at Plugandplay for helping me customize all this shizz. I really love this new layout because it's so much easier to find stuff. Like Brit Brit's famous MadTv spoofs, and PoorBritney Magazine covers, flickr stream, polls, and what's popular in posts. Now, I just have to wait for my new Brit Brit graphic and all will be well. YAY! I hope you guys like it!

Daily Trash

Amy Winehouse thinks it's a good idea to play Scrabble naked and push her titters onto total strangers Poor Jessica Simpson getting the fat cow treatment Casey Anthony's parents finally beginning to see that their daughter is a murderer Victoria Prince is trying to steal the baby dolls from Britney! Elizabeth Hasslebitch is pregnant again. She's determined to make her own Republican Party Heidi and Spencer continue to nauseate us

Britney Fans prepare for Circus Tour

It's a long arduous process but worth it to see the doll and clowns. Get into therapy now so you'll be ready by March 09. I've always been fascinated by clowns but a guy I used to date could not stand the site of them. It gave him horrid clown nightmares but then again, he was a pussy. Source

Well of course they’re her tour sponsor

Whose more fitting to whore out Doll Face's concert than Virgin mobile. Brit Brit hasn't had sex in 8 months or more so Virgin is just perfect to keep the whole sideshow, funny mirror, bearded lady, coinkydinks goin. According to Brit's other sponsor, OK! magazine, the company will help Britney pay her travel expenses and back up dancer costs. Dollface even had a statement about getting her bills paid by Virgin. "I'm thrilled to partner with Virgin

Kelly Clarkson beats out Brit Brit

Kelly Clarksons new CD has jumped from 97 to #1 in a week and beat out the record which was previously held by Britney from 96 to #1. Really? Really? I didn't even know she was still around. Hmph. Interesting. I havnt even been tempted to hear one song. No one has special fairy dust in their music like my Dollface! Source

Exciting!

You guys know how much I love Brit Brit art- and now, PoorBritney.com will be getting a new look. My favorite artist in the whole wide world (www.prettyontheoutside.com) is drawing me my very own Poor Brit Brit! I'm so excited because he gets her. He really gets her. I've been struggling for a while trying to find the right look that conveys her charm and pity all rolled into one and now, I will be getting exactly

More Circus Rehearsal Pix of Britney

She is really gettin her ass in shape here. This work out has got to be so good for her mind and spirit and it keeps her busy so she isn't getting thoughts of running away. The real test will be the tour itself. Will we see motivation and vigor or will we see a robot, who after 2 cities, is bored out of her recovering lil mind? It's very hard to tell but she looks

Circus Rehearsal Pics

BS.com finally gave us something besides fan made youtube videos. I was starting to think I had more inside scoop than they did, The sites been silent to say the least. Allegedly more pics are coming tomorrow. Dollface is all work these days. It's actually nice not to see her overexposed by the paps for a change.

If U Seek Amy causing more drama

That crazy bitch, Amy is getting everyone fired up. LOVE IT!!! These parents need to go If U Seek themselves. There's a hell of a lot more to worry about with your kids than a song that is not as filthy as everyone is making it out to be. Shit, other albums says my hoe and bitch, and lick my lollipop and bend over baby and they're all played on the air. Leave DOLLFACE alone! Source

It’s a Dang BBQ Y’all

Now we know why K-Over-Fed stayed all day Sunday at the Doll house. Food! Pepaw invited his ass to a good ole hillbilly BBQ with cheeto crusted chicken, gumball cornbread and moonshine watermelon shots. K-over-Fed cant resist a good BBQ especially when Dollface is making her famous Cheetotinis and funion stuffing. I miss the south

Britney, kiddies and K-Fed spend Sunday together

Has hell frozen over because X17 is reporting stalking that K-Fed hung out at Britney's new pad all day Sunday from morning to night. I think he was held hostage by DOLLFACE so she could interrogate him about his new lady love. No, not his meals, his new girlfriend Victoria Prince. K-Fed finally escaped around 6;00 pm when Brit's conservatorship put her ass to bed. Either that or it took K-Fed that long to find his way

Circus Tour Stage Chart

Dollface will certainly be up close and personal to fans with this 3 ring set up but are these tickets too expensive for a pop star that hasn't performed in years, making the purchase impossible for some? If you have general admission seating you better bring your hobo Kelly binoculars and your loud and clear because your ass is gonna be in the back. You might as well put a sign on your teeshirt that

Circus Set List

According to fan site BH, this is the set list for Britney's Circus tour. Don't know who wrote it or if its legit or for all I know, JJ and SPF drew this up, but it's Sunday which means its time to indulge the craaazy fans! Feb 01, update: set list was a fraud. Someone duped the site administrator at Breatheheavy.com who claims to have inside sources when it comes to Britney.

Brit Brit is so desperate to drive

That she's seen here last night driving a Mitsubishi! It's worth about 5,000.00. X17 says it belongs to her bodyguard. Bodyguard needs a raise. X17 went on to say that maybe she talked the bodyguard into letting her drive. You know she can be really convincing. He better be careful or Pepaw will boot his ass. [gallery columns="2"] In other Brit Brit news, TMZ says Out from Under (one of my favorite songs on Circus) was written

Do not drink before work

Is it just me or is Anderson Cooper shit faced? I talk like that all the time but I am drunk. Anderson's either in the midst of having a stroke or homeboy was slipped cocktails by Kathy Griffin. She's funny like that. He could also be trying to recover from reading this critics' write up on Britney's Circus album. I'm still looking up all the words in the dictionary. source

If you’re easily offended

Perez loves to bash Britney but then take every opportunity to get attention by being connected to her, no matter how. If U Seek Amy isn't the song that comes to mind when I think of the Grape Ape. P.S. White ISN'T slimming Perez. It doesn't hide jelly roles in case you're wondering. I think the last time I wore white was at birth. I know better. White is the fuc*ing enemy! The best part of

Debating Britney’s Conservatorship, round 400

Blake emailed me to tell me that Jordan at breatheheavy.com was being delusional again and posted this today about Britney's conservatorship; SO WHY IS BRITNEY SPEARS STILL UNDER A CONSERVATORSHIP??? Because it's the only way they can force themselves back in her life. Her dad makes $16 THOUSAND dollars a MONTH to baby-sit a 27-year-old mother of two, who is fully capable of performing and touring around the world, but is "unable properly to provide for

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