Happy Halloween Dickheads!

Happy Halloween you guys! Thanks for all your love and support of the site and have a safe and happy Halloween. If you dress up as Britney this year be sure to send me a picture of your hot Britney costume! BOO! Image credit
The happy family

Brit and Jason took the kiddies to dinner last night in Calabadass. Lil JJ was chomping on gum just like Brit always does. Those two are so much alike, meanwhile SP is looking more like K-Fed every day. JJ didn't have his paci either. Maybe he traded it up for the gum. The kid's clothes match Jason's! Sorta. Brit was seen smiling ear to ear which I say is because she was with mah babahs. They make
Ghostwriter talks Britney

Lets face it, we're all trying to figure Britney Spears out. Even those who don't love her like her fans are constantly speaking of her, asking what happened to her, what is she like, how does she live like this. Steve Dennis was one of those people. He is a ghostwriter by trade who has written some impressive peices, two books in the voice of Lady Diana's butler Paul Burrell. Steve wanted to know more
Brit had trouble connecting with the camera in 3?

With the release of Britney's 3 video today, there are plenty of mixed feelings about it. Some say it wasn't sexy enough or dancy enough because Britney fans expect dancy from her. They want the moves, the choreography and the sex. 3 took a different approach to the sexy threesome song by not being predictable, in my opinion. Sure I'd like to see more dancing but I'm happy with the simplicity of the video and
3 video

Well there it is. The big wait is over and thank God. You people are relentless in wanting more! What is everyone's thoughts on the video. I don't care if she just slept through the whole thing, as long as I see some good close ups of that skin. I love when she's dolled up. Your thoughts? I'll give you mine after I hear all yours, but LOL again at all the perfume references and commercial!
More 3 stills, 3 leaked!

Check out the newest stills from Britney's 3 video. In the stills card (where there are multiple images), it looks like she is doing some kinky stuff with girls and guys! This was the biggest size I could get my crusty paws on. From following FB and Twitter conversations, I saw that BritneyTV had the actual 3 video up on YouTube then deleted it. Click here to see the screen cap of it. LOL at
Ca-raazy fan of the week

This is only my second week doing my new ca-raazy fan segments but if they are going to be anything like this guy, I'm in love! I want to build a library of the best craazy fans on video. I'm not interested in great performances. I want crazy, that person who is unusual and really sucks, but has that funny charm that makes them a perfect ca-raazy fan. You know who you are. This weeks video
Stunning 3 studio shot

Check out the high quality studio shot of Britney for 3, Britannica sent me. It's the large size showing all the fantastic details and its untagged with any website logos, making it the perfect picture for your desktop, twitter background and wallpaper. I love this photo in its natural state so much! You can save it by right clicking to make sure you save the large dimensions.
Britney’s 3 video teaser

Here's your first look at the teasers for Britney's 3 video which premieres tomorrow. Looking good, sexy, sultry and simply beautiful in this footage! Brit will keep teasing us until the release of the video tomorrow. Enjoy
HAHA, Lindsay did what?

Is what Britney looks like she is LOL'ng at here. Probably when she heard that last night Lindsay was pulling a Brit 07 all over again from the long day paartying at the Chateau Mar to jumping in the car with the paparazzi- Yes, Lindsay jumped in the car with the paps. She is crashing and burning fast at 22. Good times! I love that big ole smile of Brits, its infectious! Brit was being cracked
Singles Collection Promo

Finally a promo for the Singles Collection (thank you boredoffmears!) which is basically ten years of her music remastered. Remastered means its been redone with equipment of today's technology versus 10 years ago, so you get a crisper sound with deeper vibration. Did anyone notice however that they celebrated her ten years in music but did no include the Blackout era? Wonder if that's because she was hanging with Sam at that time and he
3rd picture from 3

It's not THOSE SHOES but they are a close runner up! Look at those dangerous bitches! I cant wait to see the video leaks tomorrow. We're sure to get lots of oozy sexy goodies that Britney is famous for. Enjoy Dollfeet!
6 plus 3

Look at Britney 6 years after her Mark Liddell shoot. She's aging well! Wonder if he shot this latest pic as well. Think she posed like that on purpose to celebrate the Singles Collection? The poses are identical. We are waiting for the 3rd image to be released from Britney's team for the video 3, but as of yet its not up. Anytime now... Tic toc. Image credit
3 video in 72 hours!

Britney finally tweeted some details on the 3 video. Look at this new picture of dollface! Here's the first: http://bit.ly/Ljymi - check out the hot new pic from it! about 1 hour ago from web 1...2...3 days until the premier of my new video but don't stress, I will be sending out lots of pics and clips for the next 3 days. -Brit There you have it 3 days and counting to the premiere of 3! Go to
More wedding rumors

I tried staying away from this story because its just a ton of speculation but everywhere I turn I see "Britney ready to marry Jason". Why is it that anytime she dates anyone, she is ready to run down the aisle? Wouldn't you think someone who has been through what she has been through would be a little cautious with something as serious as marriage, especially a third one at 28? Numerous rag mags today
Listen to this load of shit

and LOL @ Brit's former debunked washed up bitter fan site calling it "Sam opens up about Brit". Are these people on crack? Opens up? Slams family is more like it. I love how he tried to sugar coat it with a play on words like we're all idiots and will buy that shit. There is no opening up to speak of when you stop on a date to blab to the paps about
US Weekly: Love saved Britney

Well, yes but the wrong man is on the cover. Lets not forget where she is today because of the love of her daddy also known as pepaw, aka my hero. I like Jason, I really do, but he is getting way too much credit just because he is hanging out with her. Her dad is the man who saved her life. Her dad is the one who saved her from certain death by stepping up and
Sam Lutfi says he will see Brit soon

Well what better way to get back in the limelight than to bring up your old pal who currently holds a restraining order against you? Sam Lutfi spoke with an x17 paparazzi and said "he misses her and he will see her again soon." Samgate continued; "She’s not entitled to talk to whatever friends she wants to hang out with, or have a cell phone, or go where ever she wants," and I just think it’s quite
K-fed loses weight, PeeRez still a dick

K-Fed was spotted out this weekend with his girl, Vicky and he definitely looked way less bloated! Way! His face looks almost like the old K-Fed, but of course in posting the story, PeeRez had to jab at Britney somehow even though the story was about K-Fed, saying Good for you! You got two young boys to set an example for. If you can manage to be half a role model and Britney can tackle the
Lets all together now

Sigh. When there is very little to report on Brit and very few images of her out besides dinner the other night, the pap blogs make up great exclusive headlines like "Marriage any day now" AND "wedding eminent". Just because she is hanging out with a male long time friend who happens to be nice to her and her kids, doesn't mean she is making wedding plans. It's humorous how one site says she is desperate
Brit looking very sad

Britney and Jason went to dinner last night and Britney looked very sad. I wonder if sometimes her life just gets so overwhelming and she just feels so sad. Okay, I'm being melodramatic but if a picture tells a thousand stories then these pictures are balling their eyes out and wearing smeared lipstick. Is it just me?? Does she seem really really down and look at Jason's face, more grim than usual. In a few of
3 Video

Got you all excited didn't I? 3 video is here but its a spoof of Britney's yet to be released - I am still waiting- Please and thank you-3. I crave Britney spoofs because, as I've said before, imitation is the best form of flattery, and anything cartoon art or spoofy has my attention. These guys who put this together are Ryan James Yezak, creator of the popular online video reality show In The Loop, and
Brit takes kids to movies again

Here's your daily dose of dollface. You know you've been craving it. Britney was again spotted today in Calabadass taking the kids to the movies. She changed boots! Check out those huge uggs. Wonder when lil JJ is going to finally quit the pacifier. He's getting kind of big to have it. Brit looked somber and unemotional as she tried to ignore those pesky paps as she entered the theatre. [gallery link="file"] Image credit
Brit insider says “she’s out of it”

Disturbing gossip today that claims Britney's dad is very busy behind the scenes trying to clean up her image by firing people, and that Britney is so out of it, she doesn't even care, she just lives in her world. For someone out if, she sure seems to hold it together pretty darn well to tour and cut music. I think all these rumors are starting because we are getting close to the end of
Britney hits the movies

Britney took the breakdown dolls to see a movie last night in calabadass and she was was wearing THOSE BOOTS. I haven't seen those in a while but she's a thrifty gal; she gets her money's worth from her clothes. Looks like somebody was enjoying Jolly Ranchers at the movies and it wasn't the kiddos, look at her red tongue. Is this what my life has come to? Pointing out Britney's candy adventure. Love the
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