2009 November

The eagle has landed

Brit Brit's home! She just landed in Los Angeles at LAX after a very lonnnng flight from Australia where she finished up the Circus tour. Goodbye Circus hello new era. Britney is set to take some time off then begin hitting the studio to release a 7th album in June 2010. I am hoping this new era is exciting and involves witches, yellow brick roads and toto! Britney Spears lands at LAX. Image credit

Good day Sir!

The love match of the century, Britney and Australia is finally ova! Britney quit that bitch after almost a month long relationship where she was battered daily in the press about lip synching during her Circus show. Now Britney is headed home (or is home by now) and can begin to enjoy some time off, where she will no doubt spend mucho time with mah babahs. Now all we can do is wait like two parents

Jawick snoops gossip too!

Jason isn't too sure what's new with him and Britney, so what better way to find out than to check out the latest rag magazine with your picture on the cover showing you as Britney Spears new man. Whenever I'm unsure of whats happening in my life I do the same thing except I open up the Bartenders guide to excellent cocktails. Jason was probably really depressed to learn that he and Brit are now over. Image credit

Everyone’s a mess but Brit Brit

And it's about time! While Brit Brit is behaving and bringing sexy back to the center of the ring, everyone in La Loco (aka Los Angeles) is creating the best Circus ever. While me and you were stuffing pumpkin shots in our face and refilling the vodka bottle (which is normal, trust me), the real stars of the show aka the celebrities were a fucking train wreck this holiday season. First up is St. Michael. Michael Lohan was

LIES!

When I see pictures of Britney Spears with her dancers, the first thing that comes to mind is that they always...wait for it............................SIT CHASE TEN MILES AWAY FROM HER! They're not fooling me. My uterus tells me these two were in the closet just minutes before this posed shot licking each others eyeballs. She told Jawick to go ahead and head on home so she could play a little Chase the wiener in the closet.

Gossip Roundup

With the Circus tour coming to an end last night in Australia, Britney Spears went to support her dancers gig at a club in Australia according to fan site WOB. Don't get distracted by that hot piece next to her. The Australian Sun said Britney stayed at the club until 3:30 in the morning drinking water and wearing sunglasses, and that part of the conditions of her going was that there was to be no alcohol

And Goodnight…

The curtain's officially closed on Britney's Circus act. Tonight is her last show and it ends in Australia. I bet she cant wait to get out of there and home for the holidays with her kids. In the last eight months Britney has not missed a beat, flaked on anyone, and kept herself together, looking as lovely as ever- and delivered a hell of a show to millions. She's got her career back on track, she's got

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders do 3

How hot is that! The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders did Britney Spears 3 in the recent game against the redskins. Cha-cha check it out below! Hot! Credit to OKBritney

Jawick shops

Jason Trawick was spotted in Beverly Hills shopping and x17 said he was shopping for Britney's birthday. They new this because they're psychic. Jason was spotted carrying a little bag with what looks like a Babyphat symbol on it. What the hell do you buy a person like Britney Spears who has everything?! If I could buy her a present, I'd get her new boots. Image credit

Does Brit know about this?

We all know Britney always promotes Ed Hardy wear like bathing suits and hoodies and today K-Fed showed up at an Ed Hardy store in Australia to promote their gear. K-Fed just finished Celebrity fit club and has lost weight as seen here in his face. I guess he is taking over for the Ed Hardy d-bag over Jon Gag Gosselin. Don't eat too much today K-Fed! Those carbs pack it back on fast. Trust me, I

Britney tour bus crashed, Brit not on board

And thank God for that! That would have been the most tragic Thanksgiving day ever. Ever! Britney Spears tour bus crashed while in Australia but it was the one that carries her equipment not her. The driver was taken to the hospital for injuries. According to TMZ; Britney Spears has lost it -- and by that, we mean all her touring equipment. TMZ has learned a bus carrying all off Britney's tour equipment rolled off the road

Britney Breaks records

Take that Australia media! And I love that she beat out Justin! Yes, Justin she's STILL relevant and loved despite you thinking she is a mess. Look how adorable she is in her little super hero cape! Britney Spears has broken the record for concert ticket sales at Sydney’s Acer Arena with a total of 66,247 tickets sold across 4 nights. Britney Spears ticket sales exceed the previous record set by Coldplay in March 2009 when the record

Happy Thanksgiving!

Y'all bring it down y'all! In honor of Thanksgiving tomorrow, I'm posting one of my favorite Britney Spears spoofs ever! I hope you guys have a great turkey day with gumball cornbread, punkin nuggets and cheese fondito! Dont forget the spits worth of glitter!!

You know it!

Well well look what the cat dragged in and I don't mean Brit Brit. She raked in best body of the latest( I assume its the latest because I dont buy magazines, so hush) Star magazine cover, and look at those poor cellulite people around her. God, if they got a hold of my picture on the beach, I think I'd join Tila (think twice before you click the Tila link. I warned you) and

Courtney’s crack pipe speaks

Courtney Love used to abuse twitter like it was her whore and twitter had enough of the crazies and evicted Courtney. That's okay because Facebook had a vacancy and Courtney barely passed the credit check and moved in. It didn't take long for the queen of crazies to take to her new home and start ranting like an old landlord whose been cooped up for to long (me in other words). She went on a rambling chat

can we talk?

You're all probably too wet behind the ears to appreciate Joan Rivers and her wit, but you can always wiki that quote. Every now and then I get a little burnt out with craazy fans squealing "She sang live!!!" simply because she sang Everytime either live or partially live. If we fans are always claiming it doesn't matter if she sings live or not, then why is it always such a big deal when she does

Brit helped drunk uncle

Do I care about this story? Not really, but its Britney Spears related so here you go. Britney's uncle, Jamie's brother, Austin is said to be in rehab right now at Cri-Help clinic in Hollywood. He's battling the ole evil bottle and its said that Britney is the one who urged him back in August to go check in. Why are we just hearing about this now in November? Either way, the story got out today

3 Parody watch now!

I LOVE A GOOD SPOOF and adore satire, so it was about time I had a new spoof since Woooomanizah. The Venetian Princess does Britney Spears 3 video spoof and I love it! Why you ask? Because I DESPISE SPEIDI! She picked a perfect topic in choosing those two D-Bags and I'm sure Al Roker is tickling his chocolate titties. My brain is ready to explode with non-celeb overload. The Kardashians, the Tila masturbation, the Speidi's, the

Brit despair in OZ

Remember when Britney first arrived in Australia two weeks ago to finish the final leg of her Circus tour, and she seemed to be holding up in her hotel room and looking very unenthusiastic? Well, that bitch, the National Enquirer says it was because she didn't have her kids and she was threatening to stop the show if she didn't get her babahs! The NE claims she laid in bed claiming to suffer from migraine

Britwick wedding on again

Yesterday I posted a story about Britney Spears begging Jason Trawick to marry her, according to the Herald Sun. The story was full of LOLs because the Sun claimed Britney asked Jason to be her bitch while they are in Australia, and that he covered his nipples to avoid the dreaded titty twist and said no. Brit was SO devastated according to the "source" that she finally spoke at one of her concerts saying; Oh, just read

It’s Britbane Bitch

If you want to keep Britney Spears happy while she's touring then you gotta let her do a lil shoppin y'all. Britney hit up some trendy stores in Brisbane while she hangs out in the Land of OZ until this Hellatious part of the tour ends. Britney and her security team shopped today while Brit relaxes before her show later on tonight. Or is that tomorrow, last week, or yesterday in Australia time? Ignore the koala bear.

Did you watch the AMAs?

I did and hotmess is an understatement. What happened to sophisticated award shows? This year it was wrecked from beginning to end with tons of D list celebs. The highlight of the show was Alicia Keys because she sang live and sounded good, and Janet Jackson for being a normal entertainer who doesn't have to make out on stage or break glass to be good. Everything else was a wreck including that J. Lo wore some

Sun claims Brit rejected by Trawick

I'm like a guy I suppose in that I have never been very emotional in relationships. I'm as flat as Kelly Ripa when it comes to being affectionate, so I had a hard time connecting to this latest gossip that claims Britney Spears was devastated recently when she asked Jason Trawick to marry her in Australia and he said no. The Sun said; Just as it worked its magic on megastars Elton John and Michael Jackson,

Landing Strip open for business

Well, here it is. Feast your eyes on the beauty and sophistication that is Adnan Ghalib. The official booking shot of Britney Spears ex paparazzo lover who got sentenced on Friday to 45 days in the poky. Lets call that the POKEy because he's purdy and men will love him right? I kid, I kid. I don't think he's lovely looking at all but I'm sure prisoners are less choosy. Remember when all the drama with Britney

Fans protect their Idol

Say what you want about Britney Spears or her craazy fans but one things sure, they will defend her to the death. The death!! Fans at Brit's most recent concert in Australia showed up to watch their pop princess (yeah, that's right, Pop Princess, PEErez), with many of them wearing Save Britney and Leave Britney Alone t-shirts. Since the Australian press has been picking on her nonstop, the tshirts have worked their way onto the backs of

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