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FOX NEWS (I know, right) ran a celebrity of the decade post and suddenly everyone picked it up and Google's ass was packed with "Britney Spears top celebrity of the decade". Not quite MTV or a Billboard competition but Fox is relevant because Britney's a southern gal and FOX pulls in some 100 million republicans sooooo- smart on Fox's part to do this little honor. From Fox It's hard to stay interesting. It takes a combination of talent,

OK! magazine is running a poll of the most intriguing couples of 2009 and Britney Spears is on that list. The list has the likes of Katy Perry and Russle Brand (yuk-he heebie jeebies me out), Reggie Bush and Kim KardASSian, and of Course- Brit Brit and Jason. According to that fucking source (I know, I know, bitch gets around), Britney wants to spend the rest of her life with Jason!! Britney Spears and Jason Trawick •How They Hooked

Well, there wont be a craazy fan featured this week because its me. I was searching high and low for my next craazy fan when I threw up my Cheetos and squealed like Crissy Crocker as I came across this Britney Spears 2010 remix which features all the following hits from Britney, along with great video editing. tracklist: 01. ...Baby One More Time 02. (You Drive Me) Crazy - The Stop Remix! 03. Oops...! I Did It Again 04. From

Oh that funny funny Daily Star. They really outdid themselves today with a story that Britney Spears wants to be a massage therapist! Because you know, they makes SO much money. Weren't they the same "source" that said Britney wanted to become a Gardener several months back? Well, I cant blame her. Gardening is really relaxing! According to the pot smoking gossip rag; NOT content with her world-famous miming career, Britney Spears is secretly training to become

Britney Spears spotted on the balcony of the Mondrian Hotel having a smoke with her mom. Its been ages since we've seen Lynne so I wonder why she's in LA. For that matter, I'm wondering what they're both doing in a room at the Mondrian Hotel when Britney just lives around the bend. Nosy a bit. Image credit

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You'd think so by all the comments made yesterday across various websites, when Britney Spears was seen arriving at the Mondrian Hotel with a newly dyed brown hair color. OK! Magazine asked us if "idle hands are the devils playthings" because she seems to dye her hair every time she goes two weeks without anything to keep her busy. TMZ claimed Britney "went to the dark side" and asked if we were going to see her driving

Britney was spotted out today after a quiet holiday at home with her family. She dyed her hair dark again! That girl goes light and dark more than I can count. I'd like to see her sport a deep red. I bet it would look amazing with her skin tone. Britney Spears, her mom Lynne and bodyguards were spotted at the Mondrian Hotel according to Celebrity Gossip.net. I'd show you pictures but at the time of writing

Check out this mash up of the top 25 songs in 2009 mashed up by DJ Earworm (Dont ask me who he is because I don't know, but I do know a good vet). The mash up has all the top entertainers of 2009 and of course you'd expect to see Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Black Eyed Peas Rihanna, and Kanye in the mix. Surely Britney Spears is in the mix some where with

I got nothin today. It's quiet on the Britney Spears front because she's still letting mah babahs open presents, I'm sure.  When you're as rich as she is, the presents go on for days, not hours. So since I had time I decided the best news I could come up with today was what Google thinks of Gaga versus Britney. We're  always in on this conversation so why not Google? I didn't say it. Google did.   Thanks to

Lily Allen (is that how you spell it, because I'm not checking) said Britney Spears is an effing legend and you cannot compare Lady Gaga to her. In a recent interview with Harper's Bazar Lily Spoke about the competition between the two. Harper's Asked: Britney Spears or Lady Gaga? Lily: “You can’t compare Britney with Lady gaga.” HB: Why? “You are putting Lady gaga on the same level as Britney Spears? I really can’t believe it, lady gaga is good

It's the effin holidays so excuse me while I spend some time with my highly ignored family, guzzle egg nog shots, eat too many tamales and generally embarras myself. Unless the sky falls I shall not be posting today because its BRITMAS BITCH! I swear to God if none of you got me The Singles Collection for Christmas, heads will roll. You shouldn't be on here on Christmas day anyway, so to that end, Happy Holidays- Craazy fans, britards,

Britney Spears and her father Jamie looking out at the crowd of paparazzo (i.e sharks) just waiting to gobble Britney up. Pepaw stands strong and mighty next to his little girl, being ever so watchful of those looking to take advantage of her again. This picture says a lot to me. It says that Britney definitely needs constant protection because the media takes advantage of her goodness. It tells me how protective Pepaw is with his body

Merry Christmas to me!! I've been good all year waiting for this, so without further ado, my favorite favorite big-headed dollhands reject ever! Nobody rocks doll hands and a forehead like this. It's like my favorite song Tiny Hands and Dollface all rolled into one mutant angel. I

I'm starting to really like these BS alerts from Britneyspears.com. The latest one to be posted is the National Enquirer's story that she aborted a baby after getting knocked up by K-Fed. Whats funny about that NE story is they used a picture of her yawning last week to describe a pregnancy rumor from two years ago. How Rude! NE sure puts together a compelling spread even if it is all lies. I bet the tabloids

I was curious just how many outlets were going to drop their panties and rub the latest Britney news all over their investigative bits. You know what I'm talking about so don't act surprised. That's the same reaction you gave your one night stand and he didn't buy it either. So lets see how the interwebs rounded out the reporting of she shocking news of the century that Pepaw still loves Dollface enough to keep babysitting

HA! Isn't that ironic considering people bitch and moan that she doesn't sing live! Just goes to show ya, people really don't give a shit if she sings live or not, they just want to see the Living Legend in the REAL. Although the U.S. suffered one of its worst economic downturns in its history, it seemed more pop acts decided to hit the road than ever before, including the first tour in years for acts

Britney Spears was spotted getting a coffee at Starbucks on the heels of the news that her conservatorship has been extended. For those who think Britney is being held hostage (x17, JFX, you know all the paparazzo who took a bite in the ass wallet thanks to pepaw saving dollface), you may notice that she was holding a cell phone and yapping away on it. Why didn't she call the FBI and tell them she's

Breaking from Radaronline and TMZ It was an expensive day in court Tuesday for Britney Spears. In a Los Angeles courtroom Commissioner Reva Goetz ordered the co-conservatorship of Britney Spears to continue, with her father, Jamie Spears, to continue to receive $16k a month for his duties as conservator of his daughter. Goetz also ordered the co-conservator of Britney, Andrew Wallet, to be paid $174,569.10 for services rendered from July 2009-November 2009. In addition Goetz ordered Jamie's

Britney and Jason were spotted at a luxury hotel while they visited NYC over the weekend. Britney Spears is back home now and will no doubt have a nice Christmas with her boys and Jason. Britney is supposed to be heading in to the studio come January to pound out album number 7. According to InfDaily paps, Britney spent time at a spa while in NYC and her and Jason registered under his name to avoid

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Adding a bizarre twist to the story of Brittany Murphy’s tragic passing, RadarOnline.com has learned that Britney Spears used to own the Beverly Hills home that Murphy died at early Sunday morning. The Rising Glen property was actually Spears’ first Los Angeles owned property, Britney bought it in January 2001 through her Coastal Operatives LLC company for $2,975,000, according to public records. Spears sold the Rising Glen property in 2003 to Brittany Murphy’s Nina Bow Trust for

Britney Spears team has taken to her main medium Britneyspears.com to debunk rumors about Britney’s life. From pregnancy to engagement to breakdown rumors, britneyspears aims to set the record straight. One of her fan sites breatheheavy.com was listed 6 times as reporting false information. As you may remember, Britney’s team reportedly wanted to shut the fan site down earlier this year but either couldnt or just didnt follow through. Others amongst the list of bullshitters was

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