Britney Spears has finally come out since her long weekend with Jason Trawick. She was sporting a cute white strapless summer dress and specs. Looking cute and NO boots! Except new ones in this bag. Oy. Britney was out with her body guards shopping at Bebe in Beverly Hills. See more pictures of Britney Spears shopping

I know we're all kind of sick of the lack of Britney Spears news in the last week, but at least the Globe and National Enquirer are giving us some made up drama of self mutilation. Yup. The latest headlines scream that Britney Spears is mutilating herself because she was spotted with ONE BRUISE. Seriously. Who writes this shit? I think it's JJ or SPF- or adults with similar functioning brains of 3 and 4 year

Britney Spears is "On Edge" and "Boozing it up" according to the National Enquirer via Showbizspy. Who isn't?! I'm always on edge and boozing it up. The bedtime story goes that Jason and Britney are hanging on by a doll hair, and that Jason gets sick and tired of how needy and possessive she is; but he's so entangled in her life with being her tv agent and Pepaw's favorite boy, that he doesn't know how to

What's a girl to do when Britney Spears news is slow? Report on the calamity that is Hollywood. I cant tell you how I have counted the days to see all Heidi and Spencer's' smug fame-whoring come crashing down like a wet bag of cokie. I'm already planning my party for when some bad shit happens to PeeRez- because believe me, its coming. And by bad I mean the backlash of celebrity-ism (not that I

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Celeb Ho wanna be Perez Hilton had his 32nd barf-day party this weekend and while he  was only able to get mostly Zzz Listers like Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge to show up, he still managed to try and capture a Britney-esque feel by putting his gorilla head on Britney's gorgeous Circus Body. This gave me nightmares to the nth degree. Don't ask me why Justin the Toddler Bieber attended. Probably because he thought it was the

I posted last night that Britney Spears and her Boyfriend Eden, along with bodyguard Jason Trawick (LOLZ and sorry!) were all three headed off to a  hotel for a romantic getaway and upon looking further at some of the pictures, I noticed Britney's weird bruise/burn from just 2 days ago is gone without a trace. Perhaps that's how dolls heal. It makes sense. I also noticed her hands look like a full blown seizure in every picture.

Britney Spears, Eden and her boyfriend Jason Trawick spotted today in Santa Monica heading into a hotel. Britney was sporting her geek glasses. Eden's a sexy bitch. See Brit's slide of hand on Eden's? Hmmm and Jason in the back. Body language people. Image credit See more at Justjared.com

Oh wait, or was it Candies wants me to rock my frocks? Oh well whatever I usually do both anyway. (I'm sure you got that Candies email too you crazy stan). So last night I tweeted K. Briscoe and demanded she speed things up after she tweeted that her and the Outsyders were heading into the studio to cut some Britney tracks. Actually I didn't demand anything, more like I begged and cried like a baby tweeting to

Listen up Brit Brit lovers. BritneySpears.com has asked us to post the link to the the coveted Staples Center Greatest Moment of the Past 10 Years award so you can vote for Britney.  You can win a Toyota Prius by the way! I cant guarantee the breaks wont go out but. Click on through to Britney's official website to show your support for Britney to earn this awesome award. I live California and would love to see Brit Brit win this

Have you noticed lately that Google is high? I have. Their news is as helpful as Sam lately. It seems to be on a two week delay because the shit it telling me has come and gone. Take today for example. It's telling me that OK Magazine claims Memaw has moved in with Britney and that Jason was pissed because he wasn't consulted. They aptly titled it "Drama at home!!" GossipCop busted that rumor like a week

That's what immediately sprung to mind when I watched Hollywood's resident mess Lindsay Lohan fall twice in this video. Normally I don't post anything about Lindsay because she's pretty irrelevant these days, but I found it hysterical that she stays out every night until 5:30 in the morning doing God knows what, and then calls our Police Department for assistance to make it from a doorway to her car. It was about 10 feet in total. What a way

Check out the pictures of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick leaving HIS place today and he was freshly showered with wet hair. SOOOO what did Dollface do in that time??? I know what I'd be doing. Washing his crack. Her hair wasn't wet so maybe a hand job outside the shower door? Okay, stop!! Perverts. Thanks to DOSEOFHITNMISS for the pic! See more at FYB

I've been gone for a while today with Internet connection problems but I'm here now as Dollface would say. Britney Spears was spotted having lunch with Jason Trawick yesterday afternoon and she had a very large odd burn on her forearm. Hope it was nothing serious but if its a battle wound from making a new video then all's well in a days work! Dont read the write up on the site where I got the image.

On Ke$ha, he said everything I'm thinking and more! HAHAHA I love this guy. He is my new black Chris Crocker! It's Britney Bitch, you Tra$ha wannabe dirty girl. Check it out, and by the way, all you Britney fans who started #KeshaWho on twitter after she dissed Britney, Perez Hilton took full credit for it. The dumbass sheeps that followed him right into his trap, well, hello cheese! To bring you up to speed, Britney fans

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Can't say I am surprised by this outcome. I fully expected Pepaw to prevail. If you've followed Britney Spears' life over the last two years then you are probably quite familiar with Jon Eardley. Eardley is a local attorney who back in 2008 immersed himself into the Spears conservatorship case claiming he was Britney's lawyer. Eardley claimed Britney's civil rights were being violated. Eventually Eardley and Sam Lutfi were both ordered to stay away from Britney Spears

I'm not sure if she's just toying with us or unaware, but Britney Spears seems to be dressing like a super model one day and a bus driver the next. It's been almost 2 weeks that we've been seeing Britney come out in stunner clothes like this only to be followed up with a satin diaper or bra-less wife beater tanks. What I'm really trying to say is I don't give a shit if she wraps herself in

And what set of pictures is complete without follow up video of Dollface?! Yesterday Britney was running errands (Fanta and coffee), and before arriving at the gas station she seemed to be having trouble getting her door to close. While traveling at a high speed on the freeway! Dollface could have literally fell out, but luckily Jason pulled over and shut the door for her. Please hold your "Britney cant even shut a door without assistance" comments to yourself,

Check out those legs! Hubba hubba! Girl always has two damn drinks in her hands! Britney Spears was spotted out today by the paparazzi looking super fit and dressed cute. She appeared to be coming from an appointment and lets hope it was recording that damned album or making a video! I derserve it!! Yay for different boots and no bra! Thanks to Saruhx for the pic via x17 oh and look at sweaty tits from http://twitter.com/yurioliveirars via FYB

Why does new on the scene Ke$ha feel the need to rip Britney Spears every chance she gets? That's twice now. The girl did backup vocals for Britney Spears so what the fuck is she bitter about? It's not our fault that you need auto-tune to sound half way decent. It's not our fault you don't know who your father is. Its not our fault that Lady Gaga is more popular. It's not our fault

Dont ask me how in the hell x17 talked to a source close to Britney Spears, but they are claiming a "fucking source" told them Britney's latest album will be like Blackout x100!! Thats a super big claim considering Blackout was one of her most popular albums and said to be her most creative. The album which is set to be released sometime this year has many of the Blackout people working on it and Britney is co-writing

There's a video on YouTube claiming that Jamie Spears has hired private investigators to follow paparazzi who constantly follow Britney Spears. From the YouTube page it claims: Private Investigator vs Paparazzi. Britney Spears Father has hired Private Investigators to follow Paparazzi that tries to take pictures of Her! From the sound of the sentence structure- its likely an uneducated paparazzi who barely speaks English that posted the video. The tags for the video are also "x17

I know what you're thinking. Talk about what? Her hair always looks like this. I'm not sure what causes this nonsense but I love it. I read today that Memaw is trying to talk Britney into getting a stylist but Britney feels like its one of the few things she has total say over so she dresses the way she wants. Dont ask me what she's wearing because it looks like a satin diaper and of course,

You know, this whole trip yesterday just looked absolutely miserable. Whether Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were happy to be together and just disgusted with the paparazzi, or if they were faking a relationship, the trip out was very disturbing. Seeing how the paparazzi swarm her even when she has two men present makes me shutter to think what life will be like for her again once she is able to go out on her own.