We’re Dying!!



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One of my favorite artists (David Gilmore) and the guy behind my site logo of none other than dollface herself, just created some new Britney art and we are in love!!!

He is doing some promo pieces for a local event surrounding pop culture and he featured Brit Brit!

If you haven’t seen his work, you are missing out on tons of pop culture. He’s drawn everybody I can think of.

Love the Cheeto earrings!

41 Responses to “We’re Dying!!”
  1. this is mean spirited. besides gaga’s nose does not look like that. since when does she have a barbie nose. you can clearly tell who this person likes and who this person likes making fun of. there is a difference.

  2. Kara says:

    These drawings are so terrible, but in a good way.
    The way they portray Britney is awful, but that art itself is amazing.

  3. Poor Britney says:

    I love it because its art and you cant deny that she is often seen with ciggys and fraps. She gives artists a lot to work with but I can tell you, it is not mean spirited, he loves Brit.

    I first discovered Brit art through him and just fell in love. I’d have all these in my house if I could, and I love her. I can laugh at the pop culture of this, as do many.

  4. i think she would feel ashamed and embarrassed by this, she would not laugh at this at all. maybe if the rest of the characters were shown with flaws, like lady gaga and her dick bulge but this? i guess we’re all back to having a laugh at dumb britney spears again. cheers.

    • Poor Britney says:

      well except Britney really does eat cheetos, smoke and drink fraps. I havent really seen Lady Gagas dick. Lighten up, its art.

  5. itsjustme says:

    I really love his drawings they are some of the most amazing ive ever seen. I dont get offended with people drawing her because she is a pop icon and she gets a lot of attention. I love how he also drew madonna and pink.

  6. Trace says:

    David is amazing! I’ve been following him for a while now. His Britney illustrations are tight.

    elvisofdallas @PoorBritney wow – those are some awesome pictures!

  7. the connotations are obvious. he’s a fan of one
    http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2009/10/love-for-lady-gaga.html
    that’s why she was drawn so positively and her nose was downsized.

    and not the other and that’s fine but don’t try and pass off humiliating art as something she should find funny or joy in or that everyone will take to. so she’s a simple girl who likes fraps and cigs, i do too and so do countless others but they aren’t laughed at for it.

    again maybe if he had drawn everybody with flaws then i might respect this art but it’s clearly biased. thank goodness this wont get national attention and will just remain in some art gallery in weho.

    • Poor Britney says:

      I added some of the others he has spoofed. He has only drawn Lady Gaga one time and the reason he did so in a positive light was because she had spoke out on issues very dear to him and he was giving her kudos for that particular event.

      He’s been in many publications and his art is seen worldwide.

  8. BeStrongerBrit says:

    Take it for what’s worth. It’s just a picture. Britney doesn’t look like that, so who the fuck cares?

  9. ribbontie says:

    I love your site logo because it captures Britney’s eyes and lost look well…but I agree with pussy poppin’ these pics are sort of exaggerated in a mean spirited way.

    I’m not trying to insinuate that he doesn’t like Britney, or doesn’t understand her, because obviously I don’t know if that’s true…but in a comparative perspective you can sort of just tell.

    :(

    I *personally* don’t find them endearing, but art is all about interpretation as Britney said in “Chaotic” so I respect that others may interpret it different from me.

  10. this is my last comment on this topic because i don’t want to cause more drama and i do like posting here and i can tell pb wants me to stfu lol. i was specifically talking about the promo shots for this little function not his entire site. i’ve seen his spoofs on the real housewives of atlanta. i see the spoof on another trainwreck amy winehouse, and wow a pregnant belly on xtina while she toured and was pregnant. that’s not really humiliating.
    so basically he spoofs on trainwrecks, reality tv stars, and britney spears who may or may not be a current trainwreck. yet all of the artists he clearly admires (lady gaga) are drawn positively and even have their flaws removed, their is no ribbing with them. which is fine again but don’t try and pass it off as some unbiased piece of work.

    this is the same guy who was spoofing her during her meltdown, i remember it well and maybe she deserved it then (altho not really she was having a mental breakdown) and i’m not saying she’s off limits or is above being ribbed. however this just goes back to the sense ruminating within the media and public that britney spears is just some cartoon like character, even tmz referred to her as america’s punching bag, devoid of any respect and that we can all take a laugh at. lololol dumb britney spears loves her cigs and fraps and cheetos even though she hasn’t been spotted with them in like five years.

    i’m sure nick is waiting for another meltdown so he can have lots more material and we can all have some more laughs.

    idk but this really got to me. even that critic in australia gave her more respect.

    • Poor Britney says:

      @PP LOL @ PB wants me to shut the fuck up!

      I get what you are saying, I do. But I guess from my perspective since I fell in love with her during the 06-08 period and I’m a huge pop culture art fan and I adore spoofs and things like that, I don’t take it badly.

      Remember the guy who did the spoof video of her on Gimme more pills? I laughed at that for months even though I love her and thought it was mean. I just really love anything wacky or spoofy, but those that I feel are truly mean with nothing funny in them, I never post. I’ve seen tons of art and videos of her that I’ve never posted because the meaning felt degrading. I guess what I’m saying is I know where David is coming from with this, we’ve discussed her many times, email etc and he find her just as lovable as we do.

      Maybe its just me. Maybe I’m a different type of fan that finds those things funny but also love her to death, and believe me- my britaloony comes out when I feel like someone is attacking her, but I just never felt that way with any of David’s drawings.

  11. itsjustme says:

    that Christina one is hilarious! Look at her face he got it so right! These would be great for Christmas cards.

  12. QT says:

    You mean to tell me this guys likes her?? i’m not buying it. Why is his so called art all the same then? She’s hardly the only celeb that’s seen smoking or drinking Starbucks. How come he never has Britney doing anything else in his drawings if he likes her so much? It’s clear this was meant to humiliate not flatter.

    I am SO sick of Britney getting picked on for doing everyday things like other human beings.

    • Poor Britney says:

      I think you’re missing the point QT. He doodles pop culture meaning he doodles whats gossipy, not because he likes or dislikes anyone. The whole point of the art is to expand on the gossip surrounding that person as its seen in pop culture. Thats all it is.

  13. myrthala says:

    LOVEEE IT!!

  14. ribbontie says:

    “The whole point of the art is to expand on the gossip surrounding that person as its seen in pop culture. ”

    I think at this point these pics aren’t how people view Britney?

    Sure the mic makes sense, but he could take the Free Britney route and lock her up in a cage with her father. With a huge fake smile plastered on her face.

    Or he could do a pic of Britney with her tampon string hanging out?

    Or Britney with a christmas tree…

    Or Britney with her pussy hanging out…all the while looking beautiful in her tour costumes, because she DOES look beautiful.

    Now -that- would make me laugh. These pictures scream 2007 to me. Like she barely grabs starbucks anymore, sure she smokes but not constantly, and when was the last time you’ve seen her with cheetos?

    Oh for Gag definitely needs a bulging dick, with half her face covered with a paperbag.

    And why is Amy Whinehouse drawn so attractively? Like, um, no.

    I don’t control his art though ahah, maybe I should draw my own. >.< Instead of critiquing his so adamantly.

  15. Sparkleface says:

    I love the one with the cheeto earrings.

  16. Poor Britney says:

    I have a connection to this art! Its when I remember falling for her so you all better just accept that I LOVE IT! :)

    And speaking of Christmas, http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/images/2007/12/10/britneys_christmas_card.jpg

    I dont ask for much!

  17. ribbontie says:

    LOL i do love that one :)

  18. tifygodess24 says:

    Ok so this is why I don’t like it –
    1. She clearly looks the worst out of everyone.
    2. Its a stereotype that really she no longer has – the running around smoking and drinking nothing but fraps and eating nothing but cheetos. I haven’t seen any of this in a long time. Hello its not 2007.
    3. ** AND MOST important ** – by putting stuff like this out it gives people who don’t like her more ammo to run there mouth and make fun. The poor girl has enough for people to say do we need to add more fuel to the fire??!! ( And he’s suppose to like her – hate to see what people would do that kinda like her and so on… Hmmm…. )
    I understand it suppose to be art and funny and a little off humor but he should have made everyone the same theme in the photo- Not just Britney. She stands out in the picture as the worse. And I’m sorry but I can’t think she would find this funny. That one photo of her with her legs open and having 30 chins and shit is just hurtful. I don’t care. Colorful art or not its tacky. If it was about me I would be pissed. And I also agree with some of the others that I find it hard to believe that he likes her. I just can’t see it. I’m extremely open minded and I laugh at a lot of the jokes people make even the funny little doodles but he does the same damn thing over and over. I mean come on everyone who is in that picture has been a hott mess at one time or the other but he made them look cartoony normal… I mean u have people saying Gaga has a penis and Rihanna dresses horribly and usually her hair looks like a blind and deaf man styled it . That Amer Idol guy Adam looks like a freakin gay 80s unicorn on his new album cover and kathy griffin talks about her plastic surgery all the time. And I could keep going…. But yet none of that sticks out in the photo with any of them. He didn’t make fun of any of that. I call a party foul on him. Its time to put her breakdown behind him and move the hell on. I think he’s lame and can’t come up with any better ideas , he just keeps doing the same thing …. There I held my tongue long enough. LOL.

  19. RoN says:

    Britney’s a broken down old barfly, like someone else I know….

  20. ashley says:

    EW WHATEVER
    i’m mad at him
    no taste.

    what’s with the jowls??
    i’m infuriated.
    i guess i am overly sensitive but i am vain for her.

  21. ashley says:

    ps – why he made gaga fuckin huge for!!!!!!!!!!! MAD AT HIM.

  22. Poor Britney says:

    YOU PEOPLE ARE UNGRATEFUL! HE’S NOT TRYING TO FOLLOW BRITNEY 2009. HES PROVIDING A POP CULTURE THEME BASED ON STEROTYPES AND IM ABOUT TO GET ALL JAGGED UP IN THIS PLACE!

  23. tifygodess24 says:

    PB my love – if he is following sterotypes – where is everyone elses that are in the photo with her ???

  24. QT says:

    I agree with ribbontie. All he does is cheetos, fraps & cigs. If he liked her even a little why draw her so ugly looking? The other celebs are drawn way prettier than Brit even freakin Amy Winehouse! He can still poke fun @ her w/o drawing making her look like a gross old man.

  25. Poor Britney says:

    well for starters this pic of her recently drinking a frap with the famous bun http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fnp_ew_0024283.jpg

    and her smoking in public just a few weeks ago http://popdirt.com/britney-spears-smokes-a-cigarette-in-her-g-wagen/76566/

    I have not seen her change her image one bit in regards to the bun, the fraps and the smoking- which I love about her, but dont act like she isnt like that anymore. He’s not showing her smoking crack and beating her children, its the frap drinkin, smoking Brit I love.

  26. ashley says:

    he clearly made her unattractive. that’s all we’re saying, tell me he didn’t.
    whatever man, the jowls do it for me, makes her look so piggish. lady gaga is meanwhile some princess? yeah ok?
    i’m mad he doesn’t capture any grace or sexiness, if he’s gonna use every bad stereotypical behavior/trait she has, he can atleast make her attractive while doing so.
    i mean,
    he made gaga attractive so the talent is there.
    glasses, sir?

  27. ribbontie says:

    “That one photo of her with her legs open and having 30 chins and shit is just hurtful.”

    It’s actually not thirty chins…they’re supposed to be lines on her neck…but obviously exaggerated.

    Um, and er.. other than that I’d rather not add anything else to this debate. Ahaha.

    <3

  28. Jadedkitten says:

    UNGRATEFUL?? no one asked for this so why should we be grateful???? and that pix of her with the frap is not recent that pix is from September.

  29. wow this topic blew up and i couldn’t stay away ahaha. i guess we all love the drama a bit.

    bow to tify you said what i wanted to say in a much more eloquent way. every other celeb he captured somehow got to keep a shred of dignity but not poor britney. i guess ole nick went to one of her concerts and didn’t enjoy it – hence the mic and the uggs, frap, cig in hand. that’s how he probably feels the concert was – she might as well have been doing those things. maybe he’s personally offended – earth to nick she doesn’t purposefully want to be a zombie, you try going through everything she’s been through and being slapped on stage a mere year later.

    i hope PB continues to run her site how she sees fit and add in art she likes but at the same time allows us to voice our opinions. true this is not a britney fan site but a lot of britney fans do post here so this was bound to sting a little. i too feel like somebody who’s open minded, and i have often criticized her on this site but this wasn’t funny to me, it was out dated, and mean spirited. i mean its sad but getting coffee is like a big event for her and thats why she’s pictured in candids going to get coffee because thats one of the few things she’s allowed to do.

    maybe fans are a little sensitive because she’s been hit hard these last couple of weeks with the media blowing up about the lip syncing, the comparisons to gaga, the conservatorship possibly ending, sam lutfi roaming around. i feel like reading other blogs that the tide is turning against her again? the period of good will has run its course. since lady gaga is the supposed new and improved britney then well it seems like the public doesn’t need her anymore so if she were to have another breakdown well more laughs for everybody.

  30. tifygodess24 says:

    @PP – Thank you , I just wish he was a little more stereotypical with the others then I wouldnt have cared as much I guess if that was the point he was tring to make …… But I dont like when people pick on the underdog and in the media she is. I just get mad because its soooo one sided. He even made KATHY GRIFFIN PRETTY! ( wheres her emmy shes always screaming about or her cds etc etc … but brit has a frap and mic??? ) AHHHH!! HAHAHAH!!!
    Listen I have followed Britney her whole career – not just when she had her breakdown and afterwards ( and like many so called fans who dropped her like a bad habit during the breakdown I never did and I got alot of shit for that ! i stayed true the whole time and still proclaimed how much I adored her ) . Hell I remember listening to Hit me baby on the radio for the first time when I was 17 and thinking wow who the hell is this , hell i even remember what i was doing at the time!! ( I was driving to Nyack , NY to go to the Palisades mall it was late afternoon hehehe ) So I think alot of people like me who saw her originally at her best ( when it was happening ) , then seeing her start to slip , taking her fall and then slowly try and recover ( which she is still doing ) things like this can make us all alittle sensitive. I think its just because we come from a different place. We remember the 18 year old Britney doing interviews with that sparkle in her eye and so on and to see how things have became its hard so its easy to be protective . Since I am only 2 years older then her i feel like I grew up right along side her and relate to alot of stuff in her life. I have never felt that way about an artist or there music , and thats how Britney captivates! ( thats why GAGA will never be her ) Now dont get me wrong I love the Dollface that is on the site ( so kudos for that ) , and im ok with her being poked at. But as PP said – shes up against a lot and to have her look the worst and think thats ok – well it just isnt.
    @ PB I know you love the art and no one is attacking you for that – you are just quirky like that and thats why we love you heheheh , and I know for a fact you love when we all have our strong opinions and no one on the site should get in a huff about it its all in great fun and debate. And I understand there are photos of her with her fraps and ciggys ( yes she does love them and im not saying she doesnt ) but thats not all her life is anymore . He could have even had her carry JJ for godsakes theres more pics of that then the other stuff. Or maybe a circus costume since she has basically lived in for what seems forever…. lol There are other ways thats all im saying.
    @ ribbontie – they looked like chins to me , and i dont care if they are lines its still screaming fat neck/face soooo whatever. If I as a fan see it that way – how do people see it who cant stand her. I know how they see it , oh theres red neck stupid ass britney again being all trailer trash ( UGH ). And quite frankly the pose looks like she wants to push out a kid. That was the point I was trying to make.
    In closing hahahaha I just wish he had made it an even playing field for all…. ;)

  31. unusual_me says:

    I love your logo (because I think it captures her look so well) but I have to agree with the others. My point is: Xtina, Gaga and Amy all look muuuuch more attractive and prettier than they really do while Britney have the worst face shapes, figure (neck, arms, belly, breasts, even ears?) when she really hasn’t (especially comparing to those mentioned before!)…
    I’m fine with this because it’s his right to do it. But I’m just waiting for gaga’s picture with exaggerated nose, drooping breasts with huge stretch marks (those are facts) or really tired looking amy with sixty year old legs and bad looking hair (c’mon she looks so much worse in reality! It’s like she’s a caricature of herself for real while here she’s greatly beautified!).

  32. unusual_me says:

    Hey!
    I looked trough his site and actually found bad looking pink, celine dion and just one bad picture of amy amongst many pretty ones of her. But from what he had written I assume he just loves amy, gaga and is a praiser of Xtina talent, too. I guess that is pretty understandable that when you like somebody you picture them in a better way. Halo effect and other psychological stuff :)))

  33. Poor Britney says:

    LMAO @ pushing out a kid Tiffy. I don’t know what to tell you guys, maybe he loves Brit the most so he teases her the most or maybe he used old art for the promo b/c he didn’t have time to draw her again for the event so he used older cartoons of her that he already had.

    I suppose because I have been following him for sooo many years and know what a great person he is, that I knew why he doodles her the way he does and that’s why I don’t take it badly, although I can see how others would especially people that haven’t followed his work and read his blog.

    Oh, and his name is David, not Nick @ PP. Nick is the other artist who draws Brit (Nick San Pedro) who tours around with Derrik Berry (the Brit impersonator).

    @Jadedkitten- I was being sarcastic and funny screaming in all caps like your mother would but I guess it didn’t come through ;).

    And finally, I love this debate so don’t think you cant say what you want. I only delete spam not readers’ opinions.

  34. tifygodess24 says:

    I heart PB! Hehehe!

  35. QT says:

    Why is Brit the only celeb who gets attacked for drinking starbucks? The only celeb attacked for smoking? The only celeb attacked for putting her hair in a bun?

    This David guy might like some of her songs, but i don’t buy he actually likes Britney as a person.

    Ron would that be your mama…..?

  36. miss B says:

    Don’t get me wrong. I really LOVE ur logo, but this one maybe not so much. What I can say is that he gets britney. I mean, he knows her face. Good job but not lovin’ it. xx

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