I did and hotmess is an understatement. What happened to sophisticated award shows? This year it was wrecked from beginning to end with tons of D list celebs.

The highlight of the show was Alicia Keys because she sang live and sounded good, and Janet Jackson for being a normal entertainer who doesn’t have to make out on stage or break glass to be good.

Everything else was a wreck including that J. Lo wore some hideous boxing outfit and fell on her ass, Adam Lambert made out with a guy on prime time TV, which was cut from the West Coast version- and he fell too!

Lady Gaga sang well but I was once again distracted with all her garb and the fact that she busted a glass case open with a sledge hammer so she could crawl inside and sing at the piano while she shattered Vodka bottles on the keyboards. Get the girl a xanax.

She lost for breakthrough artist to some group called Glorionis or some shit that no one has ever heard of, and of course PeeRez tweeted that she was robbed and it was all T Mobile’s fault.

Here’s Lady G having a hissy fit singing.

I had to turn it off after seeing that, and I guess I didn’t miss much because the twitterverse was tweeting like crazy, that this was the worst AMAs ever and that it was poorly put together. I would rather watch Paula Deen get hit by a flying ham.

And finally, the hottest mess of all was that the Grinch showed up just in time for the holidays!