Remember when Britney first arrived in Australia two weeks ago to finish the final leg of her Circus tour, and she seemed to be holding up in her hotel room and looking very unenthusiastic?
Well, that bitch, the National Enquirer says it was because she didn’t have her kids and she was threatening to stop the show if she didn’t get her babahs!
The NE claims she laid in bed claiming to suffer from migraine headaches and calling anyone who would listen, crying about missing her boys. She should have called me. I’m a great listener!
“Britney complained of a migraine headache. She wouldn’t let anyone touch her head or her hair because she said it hurt so much,” the source divulged.
“She was calling Kevin at all hours to speak to the boys and leaving teary messages. She sobbed that she didn’t want to be in Australia and said she was sick.”
The story also claims that my super hero Pepaw came to rescue and resolved that shit. Pepaw resolves everything!
“Jamie was getting word that Britney was going to blow the tour unless her boys joined her. He was afraid she’d be sued for failing to live up to her performance contracts, so he called Kevin and told him that Britney desperately needed her boys,” said the source.


Poor Brit. Must be awful to be away from the kiddos.
I heart Pepaw!!!! I just hope that after this she look him the eye and thank him for all his done!!!
Aaaww I love pepaw! And LOL @ B saying she was sick!
Oh bullshit
hmm sounds reasonable
Pepaw Pepaw ra ra ra!
fucking hilarious haha I love her even more if this is true, she knows how to get her way…
is kfed selling stories to the press again? i don’t think she would have even agreed to go to australia in the first place if she was going to be away from her kids for a long time. as is she spent a week away from them.
I could totally see her pouting like this!
I call bullshit too. Her & FederBum agreed to custody & visitation for the tour a long time ago. I’m sure they worked the boys schedule out when she was deciding to tour OZ or not.