LIES!



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When I see pictures of Britney Spears with her dancers, the first thing that comes to mind is that they always…wait for it……………………….SIT CHASE TEN MILES AWAY FROM HER!

They’re not fooling me. My uterus tells me these two were in the closet just minutes before this posed shot licking each others eyeballs. She told Jawick to go ahead and head on home so she could play a little Chase the wiener in the closet.

Okay, maybe not, but I would. Chase makes me feel sexy like Sally O’mally.

I’d do more than that to Chase if I got a minute in the closet alone with him, but unfortunately Brit has to take it easy with him because he’s got dancin to do. Have you ever tried to dance for 2 hours after sex? Don’t. It feels like you have Googley Eyes and Doll Hands all at once.

Britney Spears and her dancers

Image credit> Britney Spears poses with her dancers.

7 Responses to “LIES!”
  1. itsjustme says:

    I am falling off my chair laughing at this post!!!!!! AND I WOULD DO NASTY TO HIM AND HER!

  2. lol! chase is looking mighty fine in that picture. wonder if she’ll hire him for her next album ;).

    i read on another forum that britney will spend her bday in australia and her supposed “bf” is in la. hmmm?

  3. myrthala says:

    But he has gf!

  4. Saruhx says:

    This post = Epic

  5. Tonymizer says:

    Thats why i love this sit,
    U can laugh ur ass off!
    PB, u’re so fckin funny!! Lol :D

  6. mishy spears says:

    lmaooo PB ur awesome.

  7. Poor Britney says:

    *bows to her britalooneys*

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