We feel ya Britters. Jamie is about as exciting as watching Madonna perform. Ouch! Who said that?

Here’s Brit and her teen age- mom- sister looking for videos to rent at their local blockbuster. I have a few recommendations. Juno, Silence of the Lambs, Intolerable Cruelty, Doctor Strangelove, Home fries, Little Miss Sunshine. Because Jamie is SO cheery. Silence of the Lambs because I know Brit had dark thoughts last year. Very dark. Home fries, well because… They’re southern and love the “Burger Basket”.

Brit looked exhausted after a full day of birthday celebrations for the breakdown dolls. September is a big month for the Spears clan. Both boys have September birthdays.

About this time last year, Poor Britney was celebrating her 26th (Dec 2) with Sam and Ali. It was a small party where it appeared no one even brought gifts and it was sad to watch that video of the celebration. You could hear Sam Lutfi saying “Do you want us to sing happy birthday” to which Britney replied. “No, that’s okay.”

Do you have to fuc*ing ask!? It’s her birthday and it was a shitty one at that, and the precursor to the now infamous breakdown. This year is much better and having her family all around her is the best medicine.

Also read today that Britney will be releasing one of her songs off her upcoming album September 22 and her album December 2nd in honor of her birthday. The song is called “Womanizer” and clearly its talking about Adnan! no, K-Fed. No Casey.

It will hit the airways September 22nd y’all!

Ironically enough, the album is going to be called circus and have a song titled “mannequin” which are both images I get when I think back to Brit’s dark days last year.

This album may end up containing a lot of references to her horrible 18 month breakdown. I hope she has a song on there about Sam titled ” Piece of shit” and Adnan called “Manipulator”. Ali doesn’t get a song.