Okay, I’m watching the VMA’s live which only just began here in California, and already its a hot effing mess!

Russell Brand sucked, tweets are pouring in that Kanye was an ASSHOLE and dissed poor young Taylor Swift and was crying backstage like a little woman, and Stephanie Pratt is spewing major hate at Perez Hilton. I guess PEErez said she was drunk and she called him a fat sloppy pig or thereabouts, bring on the LOL’s!!!!!

I will keep you posted as it goes on. HOT MESS already!

Updates*****
Kanye came out like a complete moron and dissed Taylor Swifts’ moment. What a loser! She didn’t even know what to say to his ass, as she just stood there in total shock while he proclaimed Beyonce had the best video over her.

I cant wait until someone does that to him and ruins his moment. Why on earth would you do that to another performer?! Kanye go away already, everyone is over your crybaby ass.

Britney got best pop video even though MTV used her ass for ratings galore, making fans think she’d be there, but alas, she just thanked everyone via video. :(

She beat out Lady G and Beyonce, ha ha hee hee ho! She thanked everyone by video and was cute as hell!! I seek Amy!!

She was up for 7 awards and only captured one. MTV should really stop relying on her for ratings.

Okay, Lady Gaga just performed Paparazzi with blood running down her body and I still don’t love her. She tries too hard and I don’t feel a connection to her at all, and don’t get me started on Madonna who tried to compare herself to Michael and basically talked more about herself than him. Whats new?!

Beyonce was sweet and felt bad for Taylor Swift, although I hate her tribal wannabe moves, and thats not to say she isn’t talented but she isn’t a tribal warrior so don’t dance like it. Its too much like Gaga. It seems forced to me.

Alright, I admit it, no one captures my heart like Britney. Britney could poop on stage and I’d find it endearing.

Russell Brand is a huge FAIL. Not funny at all.

Update#2
It’s the morning after and Kanye took to his computer and blogged IN ALL CAPS HOW SORRY HE IS FOR WHAT HE DID but no one seems to care. Trump is calling for a boycott on him and Pink tweeted that he is the biggest piece of shit on the plant (LOL) and Kelly Clarkson told him he needs a hug, and even rappers were in shock of his rude behavior. I think he was drunk.

Lady Gaga was a hot tranny mess with costumes straight out the Rocky Horror Picture show and her lover and favorite gay, PEErez wore some paint spattered mess of a get up and squealed like a pig clapping frantically when she thanked God and the Gays.

Check out Lady Gaga starting her period all over the stage. And people think Britney’s a hot mess?

Check my twitter updates too y’all! twitter.com/poorbritney.

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