Star Ragazine talked exclusively to Adnan. He says there is NO sex tape (i.e he accepted Britney’s offer to turn it over). It’s not called hush money, it’s called douche money.
Days after reports surfaced that Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is shopping around an x-rated tape of his sexcapades with the pop tart, the former paparazzo tells Star that it’s all a lie.
sexcapades? Does that mean they were on skates?
“There is no sex tape,” Adnan tells Star exclusively, “and I’ve never claimed there is one.”
i.e. It’s been turned over to Brit’s peep and now Adnan can pay his rent.
Adnan says he’s prepared to take legal action over the false claims attributed to him. The original story quoted Adnan talking about his intention to sell a two-hour tape he made with Britney in Mexico last January. The tape was said to show a naked Britney writhing around on a bed wearing just her famous pink wig.
My Britters writhing around naked? I will never believe it. She is as pure as the golden Cheeto dust she is spun from. It would be like watching Rupert the tiny orphaned fawn have sexy times. No way!
“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Adnan. “What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”
“There is no sex tape,” he continues. “That is the end of the matter.”
Famous last words. Somehow I don’t think this is the end of the matter. If he has learned anything from this, it is now he knows how it feels to be persecuted and hated by the media. If he has a soul, I’m sure he found it impossible to go back to stalking people for a living.
Who really knows but another report, I believe it was the Daily Star said that Brit’s attorneys were told to stop at nothing to get this thing off the market and that Adnan was very close to accepting a deal to sell the tape to a top porn site. Again, who knows what’s true but I find it hard to believe that Heat Magazine would take such a risk and purposely lie outright in print, knowing Adnan could come after them.
I say let Palin and Biden debate this out tonight.
