That look on the fugly paparazzi face tells it all. Part the sea and burn a bush, the Messiah is walking through.
Those dumb bitches look like they just saw the mothership land to pick up Tom and Katie. Ehm, uh I mean “Kate”. She likes to be called Kate because it makes her feel growd up.
The Messiah was heading to the dance studio last night for more exorcisms exercise and looking a bit tired. I bet some days her ass just dreads those work outs. She probably daydreams about driving and smoking. it’s just so much easier than all this dancing.
Don’t think I forgot about Brett’s nostrils. Those puppy’s were out in full flair last night. Reporting for duty and ready to roll, the flared pair was on guard and took down 4 paparazzo with just a sniff. That look on the paps face is a combo of seeing the Golden Child and utter horror from the nostrils. Don’t ever look those nostrils in the eye or you’ll never be seen again.
Ok, I got the message. I’m headed to the Gym tomorrow to lift weights & to do the ab crunches for my belly button.
Thank you,
Deepak