Britney Spears news is dryer than a popcorn fart. It’s been almost a week since she’s been spotted in public. It’s fucking unheard of to be honest, and I don’t like it. Not one brit.
I can usually count on a frap run or at least a bathroom break every 2-3 days but this dry spell is making my job very hard, Brit.
People are nagging me on twitter and facebook, but unless I pull dollface outta my ass, there is little I can do about it. UNLESSSSS I go to her house and knock ever so gently and ask her to please step outside for a minute.
Probably not a good idea. Eden would taser my titties, throw a cease and desist in my face and pussy punch me all at once. With this toothache I have going on, I cant risk it.
Since I already posted the news that Glee has finally decided to have a Britney Spears episode (which, by the way, I think they only did because she chose GG over Glee in her Cosmo magazine interview.) and there’s little else going on, I decided to post this AWESOME CARTOON.
I don’t know who made it but they need to make more NOW. I found it on a facebook profile and immediately stopped in my tracks. Stunning.
its like poorbritney dolls 2.0
Lol I like how they all have the same facial expression.
GERL U BETTA GIT SUM ORAJEL UP IN THAT MOUF OF URZ
I’m having two root canals on tuesday! Scaaaaaaaared.
OH DAMN. That’s gonna be fun
Beg,offer hand jobs,anything for Percocet.You’ll be so high off the pills you won’t care they just messed around in your mouth
OMG! The gimme more and circus one and LMFAO @ tasser my titties.
The cartoon is awesome! <3
I had a dream about Brit last night. She was going on tour again (yay!) but only for a couple shows (boo!). Each show would be different because she was only focusing on one album of songs per show. So one show was all “…Baby”, another all “Oops”. No “Britney” or “Circus” shows, which was a bummer. I remember being really annoyed that the “Blackout” show was in LA and I couldn’t get down there, and the “local” show in Spokane, WA was for “Oops” which I wasn’t totally thrilled about but was of course going to attend anyway. Then I was having issues finding out the balance of my checking account to see if I could even buy the damn ticket…..then I woke up. So you see? I’m filling in the lack of Brit news in my dreams!
NO FUCKING WAY I HAD KINDA THE SAME DREAM!
BUT SHE WAS DOIN’ EVERY ALBUM
& THE SPECIAL SHOW WAS THE ORIGINAL DOLL & SHE WAS PRESENTIN’ ALL THE UNREALESED MATERIAL
Too funny. As I was waking up out of the dream I was thinking about The Original Doll album, wondering if we’d ever hear stuff from it. One can dream. Like us!
I want that record so much. I would litarally kill for it. It just has to be good. Since Jive cancelled it. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD decision!
I just wonder if maybe something’s cooking? Like maybe some big news coming? Ah well. I think it’s good that Britney is laying a little low, whether on purpose or no. Inundate people with something, and they don’t want it anymore.
Also, I am having my wisdom teeth taken out next week, and I’m scared too!
Maybe she’s recording stuff at her house. I think she has a recording room in her house, in most of her houses I think.
She wouldn’t stop working. and she’s very good at doing things under cover. Now it’s really under cover!
I adore the artwork by the way. It’s just so cute!
RT @PoorBritney: [Britney Spears Gossip] Britney is MIA http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/britney-...
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@PoorBritney Eden would taser my titties, throw a cease and desist in my face and pussy punch me all at once. hahahahaha lol
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PB u r so crazy! LMAO! I’m glad she’s laying low & chillin w/ he boys.
Maybe she went out of town. I was thinking that she hasn’t been on a vacay since the tour ended. Summer is the perfect time to go somewhere fun. She hasn’t hit Hawaii in a few years I think.
Here’s the source, PB:
http://marvin102019.deviantart.com/art/The-Evolution-of-Britney-125031749?qj=2&q=boost%3Apopular+Britney+Spears&qo=644
She’s shacked up with her guy, trying out some new positions and making babahs.
Yes please! I adore Sean and Jayden, but this world needs a Lil’ Britney.
OMG I ALMOST PEED reading this one hahaha too much funny!!!