Poor Xtina
This little epic movie was passed around twitter yesterday like Lilo's Scram bracelet at a party, and I thought I'd share it with you.
Lately Xtina has been under massive attacks from the media about her latest album being a flop, and now all the Diva shit she's said over the years is being brought out, in a little thriller I like to call - Dark Sided.
At least
It’s Been a While
I used to post funny/strange/weird/scary videos of Britney fans, Britney impersonators, Britney psychos; like the guy who reminded me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, but lately I've been too damn busy to look for new finds.
Actually, I'm never busy as I have no life- I just haven't been able to find any new spoofs or craazy fan videos worth a shit;
The World Premiere!
Since we've all been able to catch our breath from the World Premiere of Lady Gaga's Telephone featuring Beyonce, I decided it was safe to post the World Premiere of Nutty Madam. This is really really exciting shit.
This obviously blows away Telephone and you'll see why. Watch the videos in the order for which they are placed, kids.
Thanks to Dlisted for Nutty Madam and thanks
Circus Parody!
Do you see why I love you bitches? Shee pointed this spoof out to me tonight and let me tell you, I was due. I have been jonesing for a Britney Spears spoof for months now, and they are far and few between these days (cuz Dollface is being good).
Here is the Circus spoof of Brit Brit. I die.
Unseen footage from Heidi Montag’s reveal
This is HILARIOUS because its really not that far off base. Heidi revealed her new robot body last week to Access Hollywhore and told the world she had 10 procedures done in one day. The 23 year old revealed her new look to the world, but the ten procedures only made her look ten years older.
If only the few weeks Heidi was missing to have
Britney Spears SNL Skits
Happy New Years Day!
I wanted to post some of my favorite Britney Spears sketches from Saturday Night Live. In case you don't know, Dollface is very very funny!
Enjoy :)
Britney Spears on Morning Latte
Britney Spears, the audition
Britney Spears the homeless
Britney Spears Barbie Girl: LOL!!
Craazy Fan of the Week
Well, there wont be a craazy fan featured this week because its me. I was searching high and low for my next craazy fan when I threw up my Cheetos and squealed like Crissy Crocker as I came across this Britney Spears 2010 remix which features all the following hits from Britney, along with great video editing.
tracklist:
01. ...Baby One More Time
02. (You Drive Me) Crazy
Craazy Fan of the week
This week's Craaazy Fan is Jessica.
Jessica is goo goo for Brit Brit. She's been featured on BritneySpears.com for her ringleader costume at Halloween, she's been featured here for the same reason, and she lives and breathes all things Dollface. Her Facebook deserves a restraining order.
She would be hired as Brit Brit's skin if the job was available.
Jessica promised to make me this video for two
My new Obsession
I don't know about you but I cant get get enough of MTV's new Jersey Whores. This shit makes me happy in so many ways because it proves that ugly people can be famous too and there's hope for me. I'm tired of those hot people on Bad Girls, Road Rules, and all the other popular MTV shows for hot people. It's time for ugly
The Steve Dennis Interview
I thought I would post the interview that Steve Dennis did with Good Day LA.
As you may remember, Steve Dennis is the author of Britney Spears; Inside the Dream. Whether you agree with unauthorized biographies or not, its an interesting video and he touches on who he turned to to understand Britney and to go into the person, not just the performer.
I love what he
The Marriage Proposal turndown
If you thought it was bad enough that the interweb was flooded with rumors of Britney Spears getting shot down for her alleged marriage proposal to Jason Trawick, then local TV thought we should see it rather then just read it.
Fox channel which broadcasts nationwide in this time slot, which means we all saw it, aired the gossip story of Britney getting turned down when
can we talk?
You're all probably too wet behind the ears to appreciate Joan Rivers and her wit, but you can always wiki that quote.
Every now and then I get a little burnt out with craazy fans squealing "She sang live!!!" simply because she sang Everytime either live or partially live. If we fans are always claiming it doesn't matter if she sings live or not, then why
3 Parody watch now!
I LOVE A GOOD SPOOF and adore satire, so it was about time I had a new spoof since Woooomanizah. The Venetian Princess does Britney Spears 3 video spoof and I love it!
Why you ask? Because I DESPISE SPEIDI!
She picked a perfect topic in choosing those two D-Bags and I'm sure Al Roker is tickling his chocolate titties.
My brain is ready to explode with
Craazy Fan of the Week
Is none other than La Coacha this week!
She's Crazy for Jews and a Slave for Jew. La Coacha channels Britney Spears for us via the Jewish community. If you are not familiar with her, you are missing great comedy. She's a top parody performer on YouTube.
Grab your cheets, tape your nipples up so you don't step on them, and enjoy the wonder that is parody.
Doesn't
Coming Tuesday, November 24th
Stay tuned for the exclusive of 3 Britney Spears parody coming next Tuesday, November 24th by none of than the Venetian Princess who currently serves up millions of views on YouTube with over 600,000 subscribers.
Her 3 video will be premiered here on PoorBritney.com.
Cant wait! You know me and parody's!!
Tu sei una stella…arrapato
In case you are wondering, the blog title is in Italian. Don't be lazy, look it up. It'll give you something to do and it's dirty so you know you want to translate that shit. I'm sure it makes no sense anyway but I love foreign dirty words!
I dig the Italians. They eat a lot, they order hits on people, they're very very dirty in
HQ IUSA Melbourne 11-13-09
Check out this ultra hot video of Queen B herself performing in Melbourne. This If you Seek Amy segment is adorable and she is having a great time!
I am loving these high def videos. Thanks Daniel you ca-raazy ass fan!
Singles Collection Promo
Finally a promo for the Singles Collection (thank you boredoffmears!) which is basically ten years of her music remastered. Remastered means its been redone with equipment of today's technology versus 10 years ago, so you get a crisper sound with deeper vibration.
Did anyone notice however that they celebrated her ten years in music but did no include the Blackout era? Wonder if that's because
3 Video
Got you all excited didn't I?
3 video is here but its a spoof of Britney's yet to be released - I am still waiting- Please and thank you-3.
I crave Britney spoofs because, as I've said before, imitation is the best form of flattery, and anything cartoon art or spoofy has my attention.
These guys who put this together are Ryan James Yezak, creator of
Toxic Shock
What does a nine year old and Brit's Toxic have in common? SEX!
Yep, you heard me right. This remake of Britney's Toxic is just like the real one ,sexy and alluring... only problem, a nine year old is the performer.
Pedophiles rejoice and parents of this child should know better. She's from Peru so is it a barrier of cultures or just plain wrong
John & Edward XFactor Britney
Thanks to Lynsey and Denise for this hot mess video. LOL LOL at these two guys. Obviously I don't watch this show so these two guys are finalists and people really like them?
I'm all ears. I love a hot mess success story.
John & Edward X Factor 2009 2nd Live Show in HD. They've disabled embedding so you'll have to click through to watch.
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Ca-raazy fan in the making
Does this polkadot dream realize that she is going to be rockin this music the rest of her life? It happens.
You start out listening to one of Brit's songs and next thing you know, you're 20 years older and sending in fan art and tweeting GODNEY all day.
My baby dancing to Britney Spears @ Yahoo! Video
Circus Videos
A Poor reader (thanks Jay) sent me this hot video of the Circus starring Dollface. Their email said to post it for other craaazy fans. I'm glad to oblige because it's really a great job of editing and has lots of close ups of my gorgeous doll.
Ozzie's will be getting Brit's circus next month!
Here's another one I just received from Nikki. It's a great teaser
Ca-raazy fan of the week
I'm starting a new listing and its called Ca-raazy Fan of the week!
There are so many great videos that get sent to me all the time so I've decided I'm going to go through them and pick a favorite each week. If you want me to post yours, send me an email and maybe you'll get lucky, and I don't mean in a good
1,2,3, spoof away please!
With every new Britney song there are always tons of spoofs to follow. You know you've made it when everyone spoofs you. This one isnt really funny but its the first I've seen for 3. I'm sure there are some great ones out there just waiting to be born.
Britney Spears - 3 (SPOOF / PARODY)Uploaded by petercoffin. - Watch more comedy videos and sitcoms.
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