These Poor Links are brought to you by video footage of me when I was 7. No, not really. This kid is an asshole and if I was her mother she'd be is some serious therapy... in another state so I wouldn't have to deal with her. This is NSFW so if you blast this video in your cubical and your boss hears it, dont say

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These Poor Links are brought to you by a bitch who just wanted her chicken mcnuggets. Is that too much to ask... for breakfast? Enjoy some gossip from around the web. Jennifer Lopez Goes Diva and American Idol Drops Her Sofia Vergara Is a Woman We Love In Esquire (PHOTOS, Video) Bethenny Frankel Vacations in California! Alanis Morissette Is Preggers! Paris Hilton Is Such A Sexy Tease Joan Rivers bad-mouths Britney Spears Selena

These Poor Links are brought to you by the shock that Perez Hilton linked me on his front page last night despite all my anger tweets. I guess ignorance IS bliss. It's gossip, bitch Um, excuse me Rachael Ray, we already have a Cheeto Queen. Friday Caption Contest: Cheeto Queen Lindsay Lohan Has Been Relocated Ex-Girlfriend Gabrielle Ortiz On Bachelorette’s Roberto Martinez Mad Men Season 4 Episode 2 Live Blogging Recap Memaw Panty Alert! Lindsay Lohan

These Poor Links are brought to you by a fucking idiot via ohellnawlblog.com How long until we see Will Smith's annoying daughter sporting the No Fro Amber Rose Attempts To Be Classy Sans Kanye West Sammi Sweetheart Giancola Weight Loss (Before & After PHOTOS) Kellan Lutz Does The Gym Thing Michael Jackson Lovechild Mystery Katy Perry's Boobs Are Real And Other Interesting Stuff along with loving Britney's teeth Christina Applegate: ‘pregnancy made me a little

Lindsay brings in the links today!   artist: www.prettyontheoutside.com Janet Jackson Shows Off New Boyfriend and Her Bikini Body In Italy (Photos) Lindsay Lohan Surrenders Brad and Angelina at Salt premier in LA Mel Gibson Threatened To Shoot Himself & Oksana? Sweet Kisses From AnnaLynne McCord Jail-bound Lindsay Lohan loses yet another lawyer Adam Brody Thinks K-Stew Should Stop Her Whining Lindsay Lohan Complex Magazine August/September 2010 “True Blood” Weekly Lowdown: Trouble Rapper Ice-T arrested! Janice Dickinson

In the last week or so we've had Britney's new Candies line and videos to look at, new Cosmopolitan magazine cover to drool over and Britney herself even tweeted 5 times, SO why does it feel like there is no Britney news?? Enjoy my daily dose of gossip while I drum up some news,  greedy bitches. Britney and Janet want to save the babies from the fame

Time for the rest of the gossip around the web that I find interesting. Madonna 2.0 Lourdes Leon Blogs About Her Material Girl Collection Larry King Is Hanging Up His Suspenders For Good Eminem is the new Susan Boyle, sells over 700k Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Divorce Deal: $750 Million & Kids’ Custody Lady Gaga Leaks her new song Love this bitch. Dame Helen Mirren Says “I Will Pose Nude If I

These Poor Links are brought to you today by PedoPerez who loves tweeting pictures of underage girl's privates. PedoPerez tweeted YET another snatch shot of Miley Cyrus. I guess he didn't learn from the first one, but then again he is an idiot. Whether Miley is being slutty or not, its not his place to tweet her twat. Bottom line is she may have wore a

Enjoy some goss from mah buddies. Chace Crawford Has Been Charged For Possession of Marijuana Drunken January Jones’ Alleged Car Crash Cover-Up John Travolta and Family arrive for World Cup Contest Time! Win A PerriconeMD Face Finishing Moisturizer! Katy Perry's Legs Perform In Germany Geri Halliwell booed by X Factor audience Too many bon bons or baby on board? Win A Hellicious ‘Neighbors From Hell’ Prize Pack Jodie Foster Accused of Battery of 17-Year

These Poor Links brought to you by Britney's manager Adam Leber who finally clarified today that 99% of the rumors out there about Britney's upcoming album & the songwriters are false. Million producers claiming to be working "WITH" Brit on her next album. 99% of those claims are false.... Thank you, Baby Jesus because I was sick and tired of following every damn songwriter under the sun because

Lindsay Lohan usually hates paparazzi unless she is getting favors to give them exclusives. Her mom just started a twitter page and put the URL on her page as Hollywood.tv. Lindsay also got a personal milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes which is owned by Hollywood.tv. Apparently Lindsay and her brilliant mom have struck a deal with the pap agency to  give them exclusives. And is it

These Poor Links are brought to you by the Dollface- Rodri made. LOL @ her boots!! Lady Gaga Is A Panty Thief? Rihanna is Subtle While Straddling this Tank Katy Perry and Snoop do ‘California Gurls’ LPGA Golfer – Erica Blasberg Dead At 25 (Photos) Lindsay Lohan’s dad thinks she’s the new Robert Downey, Jr. Grace Jones picks on Lady Gaga again, but this time with diplomacy Katy Perry Tops 2010 Maxim

These Poor Links are brought to you by Whoreders. Yea, it's a real problem. Beyonce Why Don’t You Love Me Video in Full Katy Perry Lights Up Her Own Life Links Happy 31st Birthday Lance Bass!!! Grace Jones picks on Lady Gaga again, but this time with diplomacy Bomber had a facebook. Times Square Bomb: Faisal Shahzad Facebook Photos Conan O’Brien does 60 Minutes Laughs at Jay Leno Advertiser Pulls Ads From Jesse James

These Poor Links brought to you today by Crissy Crocker's latest video. Leave Jesus Alone!! KFed hosted a party with Vic and people came? How long til Brit Brit buys these Sooo this is why Reggie Bush left Kim Kardashian Kate Hudson Shows Off New Breast Implants (PHOTOS) Kiefer Takes Lunch in London [pics] Grace Jones Has Blasted Lady Gaga For “Copying” Her Christina Hendricks Covers Esquire With

It's time for my favorite gossip from around the web so you can enjoy Brit and your gossip and NEVER leave. Brody Jenner & Avril Lavigne Couple Alert - Get Matching Tattoos Lady Gaga Tells Fans to be Celibate Like Her RIP Dixie Carter CONFIRMED: Conan O’Brien Is Moving To TBS For Late Night Show Brandy and Ray-J want to be the black Donnie and Marie Osmond Pittsburgh Steelers’ Santonio Holmes

Lots of hot mess gossip around the web today. Enjoy :) Ps. I cant remember the last time I showered. Jesse James Also Denies the Sex Tape Rumours Dressed to the Kilt Demi Moore “I Had An Extreme Obsession With My Body” (Photos) M.I.A. takes shots at Lady Gaga, calls her a mimic Jessica Simpson Naturally Beautiful On Marie Claire (Photos) Justin and Cameron Flirting on set? [pics] Clearly Out Of Her Mind…Kirstie

It's link time so please visit my lovely gossip buddies if you love me. I don't ask for much. Please and thank you. They're the only people that like me and I really need them. R.I.P. John Forsythe Dead At 92 - PHOTOS Jesse James’ Mistress Was Pregnant, He Knew It! Justin Timberlake “Nailed” The Voice Of Boo-Boo In Upcoming Animated Comedy “Yogi Bear” Scarlett Johansson Iron Man 2

Ricky Martin is a “Fortunate Homosexual Man” Moscow Fashion Week: a little literal! Which American Idol Alum Was Just Charged With Grand Theft? Kelis the Warrior Princess hunts her prey in "Acapella" video Dancing With The Stars: Erin Andrew & Maksim Chmerkovskiy Dating!?! Dita Von Teese Covers Plastic Dreams Sandra Bullock Has Moved Back To Her Pre-Marital Home Lindsay Lohan's Angry Legs Ricky Martin “proud to say” he’s gay Demi Moore and Kim Kardashian

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These Poor Links brought to you by the latest Britney Spears sighting where she went out Saturday night ALLEGEDLY by herself  and hung out with one of her old dancers at hot spot Haute. Funny fact, SAM Lutfi was at hot spot Agura Saturday night too and just happen to be talking about Britney. Can you imagine if he walked into Haute instead of Agura?! Could have

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If you haven't noticed on our main page, I added a few new videos of a drag queen named Hedda Lettuce. I spent most of my Sunday obsessed with her videos and lips! You must YouTube her and watch her fab videos. She's fabulous and has the best advice ever, even about swallowing the dirty and Lady Gaga. I couldn't look away, so today Hedda Lettuce brings in the