At the Fashion Rocks show, Denis Leary said this about Britney among others. He probably did it because he thought it would increase coverage of him since there really isn’t much to begin with.
“Britney Spears will not be here tonight but we’re gonna do a little Britney tribute later on. I’m gonna chug a bottle of NyQuil, do seven shots of vodka, shave my head and make out with members of the paparazzi and then I’m gonna leave my kids with Lil’ Wayne for about 3½ weeks,” Leary joked.
He better duck and cover because Brett’s nostrils are coming after him. He can run but he cant hide. Brett’s nostrils can find you anywhere. She has super human sniffer powers. See her eying him? Watch out Denis Leary. She and her nostrils protect Britney like no other.



Well, yes, but Denis Leary is an asshole. Remember his song? (I’m an asshole! A S S H O L E !)
That is rather funny though. What he said. *ahem*