And it’s about time!
While Brit Brit is behaving and bringing sexy back to the center of the ring, everyone in La Loco (aka Los Angeles) is creating the best Circus ever.
While me and you were stuffing pumpkin shots in our face and refilling the vodka bottle (which is normal, trust me), the real stars of the show aka the celebrities were a fucking train wreck this holiday season.
First up is St. Michael. Michael Lohan was tweeting that he’d had enough of sharing the happy pills with Lindsay and threatened to jump of the Brooklyn Bridge. I’m not lying! He really said he was heading to the Brooklyn Bridge to off himself but no one showed up including the press, so he just went to Jack in the Box instead. They have 99 cent tacos so I cant blame him.
Doesn’t he know to never ever threaten suicide when another bigger star is having an alcohol seizure?! Of course, Michael denies this and says his Twitter was hacked.
I just know @DinaLohan is in her basement right this minute drafting up another cease and desist for St. Michael and Lindsay is just thrilled because this is making her look sane.
David Hasslemehoff, (LEAVE THE HOFF ALONE!) had a great holiday too. So much that he allegedly went into an alcohol induced seizure and had to be rushed to the hospital and THEN… AND THEN… he was allegedly placed on a 5150 hold, BUT THATS NOT THE BEST PART! His ex wife Pamela visited his ass in the hospital to show her support of alcohol induced seizures and GOT A DUI LATER THAT NIGHT!
Then there’s Tiger Woods who is NEVER in the news for drama but when he finally came out, he came out big. His wife allegedly beat his ass for sexting some hot chic and he ran for his life but got distracted and hit a tree or fire hydrant, and now TMZ is all over that shit and Tiger is not speaking to anyone including the cops. When they knocked on the door Tiger just gave them the side eye and said ‘bitch, please” because he’s Tiger Woods.
I couldn’t make this shit up if I were the writer for Bad Girls, Dr. Drew and The Osbourne’s. This shit is tragic magic.
All the while Brit Brit finished her circus tour without missing a step, got her hot body back in shape, straightened up her personal life and is probably LOLing her doll buns off right now- that what comes around goes around.
I dont know about you, but all this crazy news made me feel really normal and sane – and I hope it did the same for you. Now I can get back to overdoing everything in my life and feel like it STILL isnt enough.
“While me and you were stuffing pumpkin shots in our face and refilling the vodka bottle (which is normal, trust me), the real stars of the show aka the celebrities were a fucking train wreck this holiday season.”
“David Hasslemehoff, (LEAVE THE HOFF ALONE!) had a great holiday too. So much that he allegedly went into an alcohol induced seizure and had to be rushed to the hospital and THEN… AND THEN… he was allegedly placed on a 5150 hold, BUT THATS NOT THE BEST PART! His ex wife Pamela visited his ass in the hospital to show her support of alcohol induced seizures and GOT A DUI LATER THAT NIGHT!”
Yous should open your gossip blog !!! ^^
That was really entertaining and witout the unecessary meanness/snotty vibe of The Superficial, Perez and all the blogs out there !
@JJ I rarely get motivated to talk about anyone but Brit Brit because she is the only one who makes me laugh, makes me cry, and makes me wanna pinch her cheeks. Both sets!
I agree with @JJ
Speaking of messes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVbnAQ8XhOk&feature=player_embedded lololol freaking dead
You forgot Gaga! She has been getting not so good reviews on her tour. Apparently its lacking creativity and charisma. However, its unanimous across the board that the girl can sing. As well, one reviewer said that Gaga lacks what Britney continually nails on the head every tour – a true spectacle on stage.
Another hilarious post lol
You are truly wonderful! I hope you’ll get famous one day :) Without unnecessary meanness you just picture everything so well and humorous! If I could I would hire you as some new show host :) you’ll make a good one I think!
So hillarious!! So funny!! You ARE trully the best Britney Spears blogger, you view things differently and thats why i love u more n more PB!!!
Thanks for cracking me up everytime i read ur post,
Honestly, you’re going to be famous someday!!! -and dont forget me when that day come, hahaha LMAO-
@everybody- I’m blushing. xoxo!