not a popstar was allowed to be alone, not even with a mouse.
Britney got her first overnight with the kiddies last night. As she would say, “Yeaaaaaah”. It wasn’t all cozy though because my sick little Britters still cant be alone with the kiddies of fear she’s still a danger. Of course she is, because she’s still sick. As much as she loves her kids, she could feel down and out while around them and the depression can take over and bam! just like that, you’ve got a crime scene.
I know. Trust me. I’ve seen my share of wackos via court TV (yes, I’m an expert in forensics).
Remember that crazy bitch that drowned all 5 kids!! Remember that crazy bitch that ran her kids off in the lake, still buckled in their car seats, remember that crazy bitch that held her kid hostage for 4 hours in the bathroom? Oh, wait, that’s Britters. You get the point.
No sleepy time alone just yet but if they can manage to keep British Britney and Breakdown Britney away, then there’s hope.
I however want a sleepover with British Britney and Breakdown Britney. I bet it would be the funnest night of my life. We’d crank call Adnan all night asking if his refrigerator is running and then giggle and roll around the bed on each other going “heheeheheheeheheheheeh” all through the night.
