Which probably explains exactly why I like her. I don’t know what it is, but I should probably go sit down with a therapist and find out why it is I only like wounded pitiful people. I’m so fascinated on why that is.
Generally speaking I loath celebrities. My husband will turn on Extra or ET and I’ll have a cow and six calves, yelling “turn this shit, I hate celebs” but put one in front of me that is sad or lonely or has bad luck all their life or is picked on by all the others and that is who I want to pity and save.
My beloved Princess DI was the epitome of sad and broken and she broke my heart every time I looked at her. What woman had such terrible misfortune and depression yet helped others constantly?
Now, I know Brit doesn’t really help others or do anything with her celebrity status but she is the queen of sad and broken and thats what draws me to her.
What was my point before all this? Oh, John Mayer thinks Dollface is a weirdo and that her songs are so strange and make no sense like “come get me, oh, go away’ type themes and he just doesn’t get her at all. He would never do a duet with her. Darn.





he has a crush on her and ashamed to show it…
Poor Britney we have this in common. I have a very odd attraction to Artie Lange. He is Howard Stern’s side kick. He’s over 300lbs, herion addict, very talented comedian but chronically depressed and extremely self destrutive. And of course I feel like if I could just meet him I could help him turn it all around. His profound sadness is intriging to me.