Ke$ha is a dick



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Why does new on the scene Ke$ha feel the need to rip Britney Spears every chance she gets? That’s twice now.

The girl did backup vocals for Britney Spears so what the fuck is she bitter about? It’s not our fault that you need auto-tune to sound half way decent. It’s not our fault you don’t know who your father is. Its not our fault that Lady Gaga is more popular. It’s not our fault you have bad skin. It’s not our fault you wore that fucking hideous headdress on AI and stumbled around like a loser. It’s not our fault you aren’t sexy. It’s not our fault you were not born Britney!

Ke$ha’s latest song “Styrofoam” pokes fun at Britney Spears saying basically “In ten years, Britney Spears, Britney who”. She also pokes at Madonna in the cheese ball song.

Did you catch Ke$ha on American Idol this week? It explains why he may be so jealous of a living legend.

13 Responses to “Ke$ha is a dick”
  1. Djowvitor Djowvitor says:

    RT @PoorBritney: [Britney Spears Gossip] Ke$ha is a dick http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/keha-is-...
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  2. Nickii says:

    This skank has the IQ lower than Kim Kardashian’s. Why would she do this? Her career is OVER, she thinks shes gonna be praised for “speaking her mind” but its obviously not going like she planned, so WHY would you continue??

    This bitch needs some Proactiv, a shower and some dick. Shes clearly not all there.

  3. aaronob aaronob says:

    RT @PoorBritney: [Britney Spears Gossip] Ke$ha is a dick http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/keha-is-...
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  4. DivaJulia says:

    Don’t forget, she’s a HORSEFACE, too. Bleh.

    xoxo j

  5. jill says:

    She’s like Avril 2.0, but won’t find even that much success. She’s hating on Britney because she’s what she can’t be (effortlessly sexy, beautiful, and popular without trying). These new girls always do that, act like everything Britney is offends them, but then they try everything in the world to try to be her. Did you see Kesha’s pathetic Maxium shoot? I laughed. This bitch needs to know her place.

    I do love that our Dollface is a sweetheart, but I also wish she’d kick some ass like she did a few times in the ITZ era do these hos.

  6. unusual_me says:

    Britney who? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard lately. Is that song targeted at people suffering from amnesia or Alzheimer’s Disease in ten years (Kesha fans maybe? I don’t know?)???

    Girl clearly has nothing else to hold on to than just “speaking her mind”. No looks, no talent, no magic, nothing like our doll.

  7. Suleidys says:

    even PEREZ thinks shes an idiot

  8. ughh! i’m going to one of her concerts that way i can jump up on stage and murdurer her with a chainsaw! that ugly trashy bitch! get a life “kesha” you lady gaga wannabe!

  9. myrthala says:

    saying she’s and Avril 2.0 or a dick is a compliment !!

    AND SHE’S FAT! compared to Britney, Madonna and Gaga

  10. Tonymizer says:

    I’ve had nothing left to get off my chest. Kesha… WHY???
    Britney always nice to everyone, it’s so unfair that she’s treaten this way. I know Britney won’t give a damn bout this, but for God’s sake, Kesha needs to shut her mouth and zip it like my granddad tight skinny jeans’ zipper.
    And PB, u’re a motherfather comedian!!! Your “It’s not our fault” things laughed my ass off.
    Epic PB!!

  11. sam says:

    yeah,she’s a lady gaga wannabe..britney’s cool and seems more mature

  12. ste says:

    tic tok tic tok Ke$ha who? suck my cock!

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