I don’t know about you but I cant get get enough of MTV’s new Jersey Whores. This shit makes me happy in so many ways because it proves that ugly people can be famous too and there’s hope for me. I’m tired of those hot people on Bad Girls, Road Rules, and all the other popular MTV shows for hot people. It’s time for ugly and tacky to be cool, and Jersey Shore owns that shit.
It’s like the Prom and bowling all rolled into one!
Viewers are pissed off that this reality show is getting aired, especially the Italians and Italian-Americans. They do not want to be connected to the Guidos and Guidettes. Even Domino’s pizza wants a restraining order and that’s pretty bad because Dominos will be with anyone.
This is Snooki. She calls herself a Guidette. Yes, they named themselves Guido’s and Guidettes down there in the Jersey Shore so dont be jealous. A Guidette is someone who aspires to be Dina Lohan. They drink too much, they smoke too much, they tan way too much and they go through a can of hairspray a day! The guys compete with the girls to see who can be the prettiest and the tanest because they all think tan people live in Hollywood and L.A.
It takes a lot of work to look this bad and Snookie has mastered it with her 47 year old truckstop Betty look at the young age of 22. Guidette’s consider the Lohans and the Gatti’s fuckin family and royalty. They’re exactly what Snooki wants to do with her life after she heals from the beatdown she took with a closed fist hit to the mug.
This “Guido” got arrested for punching Snooki in her dentures and Snooki’s dad couldn’t wait to press charges. Guido went to jail and MTV got more ratings from this clip then they did the 2 hour premiere. Best part of this whole “situation” was that the woman beater is a teacher! Teachers in Jersey are really mobsters but use the occupation of “teacher” to keep the cops away.
Nobody touches Snooki because she’s all the shit in Jersey. Like, she’s somebody where she comes from and despite her round figure, old face and Vampira hair, she really is just a little girl inside and Snooki’s going places.
Love it love everything about this show and Snookie snickers is my fav, I love her even tho she looks like xtina.
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Love it too !
OMG that punch is craaazzzzy!! we don’t have this show in london :-( the queen wont be happy!
The question is… does Poor Britney like “My New Obsession” (www.mynewobsession.com) too?
Sorry couldn’t resist.