Sorry y'all!
I never thought she’d perform anyway. She’s no where near ready and cant afford a live disaster. There’s way too much to risk by her doing a live performance. Ryan Seacrest announced it today on KIIS, saying that Brit’s manager, Larry Rudolph said absolutely she is NOT performing.
Like I said before, probably more taped shit like the Madonna cameo. I’m sure that’s what we’ll get and if she wins an award for best female artist or best video, we may not even see her take t he stage to claim it. I just don’t see it happening.
Lets talk about that video. That shit was thrown together in the midst of her breakdown and unless the industry is just adding her for ratings appeal or pity, you cant tell me that the Piece of Me video could win. It was like I produced it.
Love my Britters but I’m not in denial like some of you crazy fan sites who think her turds are golden. That video sucked hairy balls but the CD is awesome! I still play it non stop in my WAG and I cant wait for her next one. I bet we wont even see Brit tour anymore, she will probably just release albums. I cant see her going back to being THAT capable but we’ll see.
Speaking of hairy balls and turds, you guys know that I sometimes share what people search for on PoorBritney.com and today was another doozy. People searching Google landed on PoorBritney by typing in these search terms.
- My drunk wife was getting tea bagged
- Britney’s pussy
- Will Smith is gay
- Bigfoot is hiding in a motel 6
- live childbirth videos
- Debbie Phelps panty shot (eww!)
What in the hell are people searching for these days. I don’t even know how they get PoorBritney by searching for “my drunk wife was getting tea bagged” although now I’ll get more of those because I actually said it!
I will share these with you when their worthy, like the ones above. Those are better than any golden turd Britters could ever give me. Oh shit, now I’m gonna get “golden turd” searches.
