Britney vs. Gaga ASS edition

Say what you want about how wonderful Gaga is and she has exploded on the scene and blah blah blah, everybody thinks shes fanfuckingtastic, and while I agree she has a few good songs she is no dollface.   In defending Dollfaces' honor, lets show Lady Gaga's ass from last nights Grammys and Britney's ass from the Circus tour. I think we know who has more sex
How the Stewie rumor started

Just because Britney was hanging out in the gym of the Mondrian Hotel being friendly and talking to people, the rumors are flying that she is talking like a cartoon character and losing her mind. In reality, she just sounds very lonely. Poor Doll!! According to the latest Life & Style; After traveling the globe for months, most people would be thrilled to sleep in their own bed. But Britney
Ahah! This explains it!

Do you remember when we were all scratching our heads wondering why on earth Team Spears suddenly brought in Perez Hilton for the Circus tour intro but could not figure out why? I wrote about this last February because it drove me crazy! I racked my brain trying to figure out why on earth Britney Spears team used Perez Hilton in their Circus tour. It boggled
Best of 2009: Britney Spears

Want to see Britney Spears busy and happy 2009? Check out this great look back that shows us Britney's hugely successful Circus tour, her vacations with her family and kids, her private moments hanging with Jason Trawick and more. So great to see all these positive experiences in her life. The gallery has lots of great pictures of all you can take of Britney Spears full and
Britney shops Segal

Britney Spears enjoying her birthday today while shopping Fred Segal. The Circus tour is officially over so now the real circus in Los Angeles begins. When Britney is home, my life comes to a halt. I already have no life, but it gets even more pitiful as I have to chase dollface all over town while she shops, gets coffee, goes to appointments and does all
The eagle has landed

Brit Brit's home! She just landed in Los Angeles at LAX after a very lonnnng flight from Australia where she finished up the Circus tour. Goodbye Circus hello new era. Britney is set to take some time off then begin hitting the studio to release a 7th album in June 2010. I am hoping this new era is exciting and involves witches, yellow brick roads
Gossip Roundup

With the Circus tour coming to an end last night in Australia, Britney Spears went to support her dancers gig at a club in Australia according to fan site WOB. Don't get distracted by that hot piece next to her. The Australian Sun said Britney stayed at the club until 3:30 in the morning drinking water and wearing sunglasses, and that part of the conditions of
And Goodnight…

The curtain's officially closed on Britney's Circus act. Tonight is her last show and it ends in Australia. I bet she cant wait to get out of there and home for the holidays with her kids. In the last eight months Britney has not missed a beat, flaked on anyone, and kept herself together, looking as lovely as ever- and delivered a hell of a show
Brit despair in OZ

Remember when Britney first arrived in Australia two weeks ago to finish the final leg of her Circus tour, and she seemed to be holding up in her hotel room and looking very unenthusiastic? Well, that bitch, the National Enquirer says it was because she didn't have her kids and she was threatening to stop the show if she didn't get her babahs! The NE
Pearl Jam mocks Britney

Pearl Jam took time to pick on Britney Spears during their recent concert in Australia according to Splash News. Pearl Jam kicked off their Australian tour in the shadow of Britney Spears, making a reference to lip-syncing before a crowd of 30,000 people. The band’s front man, Eddie Vedder, reportedly told the audience at Perth’s Members Equity Stadium that he would be lip-syncing and that
Brit will not do OZ ever again!

That's my words not hers, but an insider has said Britney Spears has had enough of the abuse from the Australian media and cant wait to get her ass out of there. If you cant play nicely with the DOLL you get your toys taken away! According to MTV Australia; Britney Spears has allegedly told insiders she can’t wait to leave Oz and never come back. A
Brit and Co. go boating

Britwick or Brason or Spearwick, which ever name you love, went boating today down under with Mah Babahs. Britney looked like she rolled right out of bed in the jungle after a wrestling match with Janice Dickenson, but I cant say anything because the back of my hair looks exactly like this! My mom used to call me Phyllis Diller because my hair was such
Brit traumatized by lip sync criticism

In a report today on the Australia news channel, the piece claims Britney is well aware of the allegations of fans storming out of her show for what was labeled obvious lip syncing and overpriced tickets and is traumatized by it! BRITNEY Spears tour promoter says the star is "extremely upset" at the savaging she has received for her much-publicised lip-syncing and allegations fans walked out
Britney lands in the land of OZ

Seriously love the doll but my Lord that weave has had its days. She's worth a fortune so you cant tell me Ken Pave cant fix that shit. Even just brushing it would do wonders. Why doesn't she??! It is like that everyday. I had hair extensions before, all you have to do is brush them and they can look great. When you don't brush
Britney at LAX

Britney, her dad, a few assistants including Brett, who I haven't seen in forever, all boarded a V Jet last night at LAX and took off to Australia for her remaining shows beginning November 6. Sure Britney looked sad to be leaving because her kids are allegedly not going with her due to Kevin's diet show, but what caught my eye even more than that was
Brit grocery shop before show

What better way to prep those nerves for a huge show at the Los Angeles Staples Center than by going to Ralph's to do a little grocery shopping. Brit and her nipples appeared to be all business while grabbing necessities at her local grocery store. She'll be entertaining thousands in just an hour. If I was her, I would never grocery shop, I'd send my
Goodbye For Now

Well, the Circus is over in Europe. Britney will get a well deserved break before she hits up the good ole U.S. of A, Canada and eventually Oz. They're probably all fired up over there because its still a few months off before they can see the glittery doll strut her stuff. I'm ready for a break. This concert has wore me the hell out. I
Circus Tour Video Collection

This is a compilation of the Circus tour with Britney from a bunch of her shows stretching over 4 months. It's got great highlights of some of her best shows and the image quality is pretty good. Take a look. Credit
Changes to Circus

I have to be honest, I'm a little tired of reporting on the tour, because I can only say so much about the same show over and over, so I was happy to hear that there is going to be some changes when the show hits the U.S. and Canada. Britney is also back in the mingle with Max Martin who co wrote IUSA. My
Belgium candid

Holy hot mama!! I love her hair flat ironed. Brit performed for Belgium fans tonight and she looked more like herself energy wise and looks wise. She seemed to be rested which she badly needed after Paris. This tour is so much work and I give her mad props for doing all she has when everyone in the media said she'd flake. Image credit
Aussies love Britney!

This tour may just go on forever! People cant get enough of Britney, and thank God. I would have been devastated for her, if after the 07 VMA and breakdown, it was a flop. How scary to even plan such an event and cross your pinky toes praying for a sell out - and that she was up to it. But it turned out great
Britney in Paris

I know, I know. I'm supposed to be feeling the dark hair. I'm trying very hard to be supportive, I really am, but in my minds eye, Brit is blond damn it. The entire being that is her, is blond. My cartoon is blond! I don't think she'll stay brunette anyway, she never does. Here's Britney leaving her hotel , the Park Hyatt yesterday, wearing a
Dolls never met Dollface

Nicole Scherzinger from the PussayCat Dolls has reportedly claimed that she did not meet Britney Spears once while supporting the singer on tour. The Pussycat Dolls frontwoman, who opened for Spears on the North American leg of her current world tour, told Take40.com that their paths never crossed. She said: "We have busy schedules and she does too. We go on stage at different times
Brit wants fish and chips

And I don't blame her one bit! London is known for some of the best fish and chips and if I lived there, I would eat it everyday. The british tab, DailyStar reports that Britney ordered up a big ole platter of fish and chips be delivered to her. The tabloid also says Britney is in love with London and determined to see it and everything
Britney “I’m not sad anymore”

Prisoner of happiness is right biotches! Britney opened up to Hello! magazine and says she is really happy and has it all. Britney Spears has said that she hopes to prove her critics wrong with the success of her ongoing Circus tour. The singer told Hello! that her children are always her number one priority and everything else in her life falls in place around them. Spears
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