Brit feels trapped: BS Alert

Britneyspears.com hasn't posted much of anything lately pertaining to the popstar herself, but they are on the ball with the BS alerts. Yesterday they shot down an OK! and Enquirer story and today they go after In touch. I often wonder what people that do not follow Britney as close as I do, think when they see a story like this. I know that the real
Jawick snoops gossip too!

Jason isn't too sure what's new with him and Britney, so what better way to find out than to check out the latest rag magazine with your picture on the cover showing you as Britney Spears new man. Whenever I'm unsure of whats happening in my life I do the same thing except I open up the Bartenders guide to excellent cocktails. Jason was probably really depressed
How dare they!

Why did Cosmo use five year old pictures of Britney as their latest cover? I was duped! I though my doll just looked very photo shopped and great. TMZ says Britney Spears looks amazing on the December cover of Australian Cosmo -- only problem...the picture is five years old! These pre 5150/ K-Fed pics were taken by James White for a cover story that ran in Esquire
Poor Britney

OK! Magazine claims Britney is still very fragile according to her lawyer. I know this already. She is still under a conservatorship and still getting better. This is why her team is showing her in such positive light all the time now. They are trying to downplay had bad she was. My poor doll. I hope no one told her Rupert the Tiny fawn died. Flanagan told
K-Fed to clean Britney’s “clock”

Star Ragazine has Brit and K-Fed working it out.  According to the magazine, Brit and K-Fed have been spending time together alone! They even had the nannies take the breakdown dolls to the zoo so they could spend time alone. Doesn't that violate Papaw's "no sex" rule? Allegedly, Lamie Gin is responsible for pushing K-Fed to work things out with Brit by encouraging him to go
Adnan Ghalib stalking Britney Spears?

Well it wouldn't surprise me. He knows he will never ever ever ever have spotlight fame again and he wants it really bad. If he had garnered a reality show or a job out of dating her, he wouldn't stalk her. He is trying desperately to remain in the headlines. Yuck and ick and gross. First we're told he arrived in Vegas at the same time
Britney on OK! Cover, will do Vogue

How in mag-rag hell did OK! magazine get a cover of Britney with exclusive! This magazine should be called "BRIT" not OK! and the Britter's should get 50% STOCK! So lets see. This is a nice cover with a great pic of Britney. She looks gorgeous and she looks "alive". Trouble is, they make it look like she did a sit down with them, and that this
Attack, Porkchop!

Britney and Lynne headed to Bryan's house for dinner. She spent a day recording on the album and was probably tired as hell. Her and OK! magazine Lynne Spears headed to brother, Bryan's house for dinner. I love how you hear someone, but I cant tell who, say "attack Porkchop"! I didn't see a dog so its probably a 2 pound mini that's meaner than shit. Porkchop
Exclusive: Britney’s first sit down interview with pictures!

I think I am one of the first ones in Britney blog world to find this so soon! We expected to see it Friday, but here it is! First look at the new OK! magazine cover and the details. Look how adorable my breakdown family looks. Especially my dolls and Brit looks GORG!  From MSNBC For the first time in two years, Britney Spears has given a
Britney is in a sit down interview with OK! Magazine

Hard to believe she would sit and talk and actually be interviewed, seeing how we've barely seen her speak a word in a year or so, but MSNBC is reporting that Britney and her dad did an exclusive sit down with none other than OK! magazine, which will hit news stands this Friday. In the piece, they claim Britney was candid and spoke openly about her
Master pieces of Britney

Thanks to all the new people that are reading my daily posts. I really appreciate it! I wanted to remind you that a big part of PoorBritney besides current news, is PoorBritney magazine spoofs that I do once a month and the art. I have three great artists whose work I post anytime they doodle up a new Britters piece. Like the one yesterday by POTO of Britters
Saving Britney ISN’T big business

[caption id="attachment_2688" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="I earned 0.67 cents off PoorBritney.com in July."][/caption] Maybe other people like paparazzi and magazines are making a killing off my Britters but I can guarantee you, I'm not one of them. I told you before that this is something I do because I just have to, I have a soft spot for Britters, probably because she is so real, and in
x17 turns on Britney when the money dries up!?

See, this is the difference between PoorBritney.com and the paparazzi. I don't make anything off Britters except maybe 2.00 a month if someone clicks an ad (thank you). I do what I do because, she somehow stole my heart and took the place of my beloved Princess Di. She replaced the Princess to me, as my American tragedy. I know she is nothing like my lovely Princess,
OK magazine shows off their baby

Yes, it's OK! magazine's exclusive pictures of their baby. Doesn't Lamie Gin look like the perfect pretend mom? Casey looks like he's ready to bolt. Jamie Lynn looks awfully seductive in that first pic. That's the look she used to get sexxy times with Casey. Look at the counter. They have baking supplies and muffins posed to show us all what a wonderful housewife Jamie is. Don't
Britney breaks free from dad?

I don't give a shit about all the babies on the cover. If you ask me there is way too much hoopla about all these damn kids. I want to know what the hell the magazine means by "Britney breaks free from dad". When, where, how? This tease alone would have me opening the mag. I don't even know what their point is with this but
Of course she is

Online blogger Perez says sources have revealed that Jamie Lynn Spears is going to reveal her love child on the cover of OK! Magazine. NO!, Really. I'm shocked. I'm sure OK!'s been at her house day and night since the priceless birthing took place. OK! is probably just now crawling out of Jamie's wound with exclusive pictures. Next stop. Lynn's checking account. Jamie's lust child will never be like
Hands off my Britster bitch!

Who's this bitch think she is touching my untouchable Britters? She looks like she's escorting her down the fuc*in isle or bringing in the Pope. Please, lady, you work at Bally's and you know you just want OK! magazine to interview you. Why does everyone do this to her? She can walk people. Every picture shows about 5 handlers all grabbing her by the wrists and
Oh Please: Star Magazine needed a cover

Mom demands paternity test (Why, who the hell cares) Delivery room drama (yes, childbirth can be painful and thus dramatic) Life threatening (because OK! magazine was late to arrive in the delivery room for in womb shots) Britney flees (Britney always flees, what's new) This is a really desperate cover considering we all already know what happened and it was a regular child birth. Sheesh. I wanted British Britney
Jamie goes home, prepares to sell baby photos

Jamie Lynn Spears left the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi Saturday two days after giving birth. And first stop on her list? Food, fast food of course. Lamie Gin loves fast food. The baby can wait, I'm gettin me a whopper! The 17-year-old was driven out of the hospital by 19-year-old fiance Casey Aldridge in a white Range Rover at 1:40 a.m. She was
Life&Style Magazine cover: Britney Spears suicide attempt

The man who went undercover as a paparazzi tells Life&Style that britney's still in major danger. While Britney’s led a quieter, healthier life since her second hospitalization — when she was reportedly diagnosed with bipolar disorder — the author still believes her life is at risk. “I think she’s in danger of a catastrophic relapse,” he says. “Britney herself warned me that with her, it’s always
Author claims he did drugs with Britney Spears

I wrote about this a few days ago but now it seems, the book is on target for release. the author is talking up a storm to sell his story that Britney was suicidal and did drugs. I don't buy it. I don't think my Brit Brit would do a lot of drugs like Ecstasy and coke. I think she may have took pills but only
BRITNEY SPEARS’ COVER BOMBS ON NEWSSTAND

The Atlantic tried to cash in on the Britney phenom but it didn't work. The mag pulls a more intellectual type (not like Star Magazine) and apparently, they weren't interested. According to CoverAwards, They sold way less the month they featured Brit. First she's cut from the PussyCat Dolls video and now this. Poor Britney!
Pink Britney

I found this image on myspace (Can't tell you where, sorry) but I loved that it was my lil wreck all done up in pink. Those Britney fans are craaaazy. They spend hundreds of hours making Britney photographs into works of art. Most are gay but that's what makes them SO creative. I love gay people. Actually gay guys. Gay girls are bitchy and negative (allegedly) but
Weekend roundup of Britney News

It's Sunday which means I've got a few posts but not as many as during the week. Britney's been laying low for a while now, basically hitting the gym and seeing her doctors. Brit did have a mild change up in her routine when she filmed a short cameo for the PussyCat Dolls next video. Brit will have only a very small part where she doesn't
Papa Spears offers K-Fed 4 mill to take Brit back?

How many times have we heard this story. I'm not even sure of the source but I'm sure it's a British tabloid. How sad for Poor Britney to have to pay someone to be with her. How do we even know she wants him back anymore? According to Pop Crunch, K-Fed’s riding high on a lucky streak. First, the father of four was dubbed “Dad of The Year”
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