The National Enquirer (insert eye rolls here) must have a huge VD infested boner for Britney Spears. Either that or that “fucking source” is lie telling because according to the National Enquirer (via ShowbizSpy), Britney Spears is yanking her doll hair out by the roots, throwing toddler tantrums and thinks Pepaw is keeping her prisoner until she is effectively worth a “billion dollars”.

“Britney believes it was her father’s plan all along to keep her under his control until she was worth a billion dollars — securing both his and her financial future.

“Britney felt betrayed by her father. At first Jamie kept his distance… But her anger boiled over, and they had a huge fight.

“Britney screamed at Jamie that he was making her crazy and that she didn’t know what she would do to herself if she had to continue to be a prisoner for three more years.

“It seemed clear she was talking about attempting suicide.

“Jamie took her words as a serious threat and shot back: If she was thinking of hurting herself, he would get her to see a doctor immediately and she would find herself back in a psych ward!

“The fight left Britney afraid that being committed to a hospital was a real possibility.

“Britney had several meltdowns where she literally pulled out her hair, cut her hair and then called someone to put more hair extensions in only to pull or cut it all out again.”

I think it’s becoming quite clear who this “fucking source” is.

In other silly gossip news, Britney is allegedly also talking like Stewie from Family Guy.

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