This is HILARIOUS because its really not that far off base. Heidi revealed her new robot body last week to Access Hollywhore and told the world she had 10 procedures done in one day. The 23 year old revealed her new look to the world, but the ten procedures only made her look ten years older.
If only the few weeks Heidi was missing to have all this work done, would have felt like 10 years.
PS: K-Fed just did an interview with Access Hollywhore too and claims he ate all the ho-ho’s because he was depressed and felt shitty about himself. Dont we all but at least you’re livin large while the rest of us are depressed and poor. He also claims he is very happy for Britney and they get along great now.
Im just going to put it in my purse for later, LOL!!!
that’s fucking hilarious the way she talks so slowly like she can barely open her mouth. that’s exactly like how heidi bot sounded.
as far as kevin i believe him and i think things are good between him and brit, i truly do. i think his depression was legit cause he probably felt helpless and guilty over britney’s situation in a way. and once you compare him to the losers she used to have in her life well kfed is like prince charming almost. haha
THAT WAS SOOOOOO GOOOD! I love all these spoofs you find. I agree about kfed 2, he seems like a charm after sam and adnan and i like that he never tells britneys personal business when he could have sold her out wrote books and stuff.
I think I may have thrown up in my mouth – oh yup I did, did you guys say KFAT is like prince charming compared to the others?! That’s like taking my shit out of the potty and saying its roses hahaha!! Nope! Now while he’s not as bad as the other two Satans he’s no angel by any means so I can’t even compare . And I don’t believe his “depression” sent him into the arms of Digornios frozen pizza either. He just using it as an excuse to try and win people over. That bitch doesn’t work takes Brit Brits money and buys sneakers and pot and food , I don’t feel for him what so ever. I might MIGHT think about it if he looked like he tried to do something besides ride on Brits coat tails. Eww he just pisses me off. And I can’t wait to see how much he uses Britneys name on that fat people show and in the press to stay relevant!
BUT HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL TIFFY???!
Oh you know me PB – can’t resist a good kfat story!! Hehehe!!!
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I second everything you have to say x1000 Tify. The guy is a useless tool bag who is no better than the Sam & Adnans of the world. He’s just dumber & a we bit less diabolical about being a user. It all pretty much fell in his lap. Don’t by the depression crap either. When he first started getting big, someone on a blog said he was just trying to get on one of those “celeb” weight loss shows. Low & behold here he is. Don’t buy him & Britney are great friends either.
If he actually stopped using his 2 boys for money & attention, got a real job & started caring about his poor kids i’d believe him sincere. He so damn lazy it hurts. Knocking Brit up, especially with JJ was like hitting the lottery.
WTF is wrong with this Heidi girl? She’s not even 25 & has already fucked herself up. Wonder if her douche hubby has anything to do with this? I think it’s so sad when women especially young ones get hooked on plastic surgeries. Her doctor must be one shady ass dude.
when they ask her why she did it I had a strange feeling she would say ‘To Look like Britney Spears’. I guess I do love britney very much.
Oh and am I the only one who sees Heidi Montag as a wannabe? maybe ’cause I’m outside the US, and there’s something I’m missing, but that’s how she looks to me :P