Have you noticed lately that Google is high? I have. Their news is as helpful as Sam lately. It seems to be on a two week delay because the shit it telling me has come and gone.
Take today for example. It’s telling me that OK Magazine claims Memaw has moved in with Britney and that Jason was pissed because he wasn’t consulted. They aptly titled it “Drama at home!!”
GossipCop busted that rumor like a week ago saying OK! missed the mark and that it was BS. (Insert your own Bullsh!t alert here).
Then there’s 3 new stories screaming “Britney’s new Candies Ads!” I got super excited, threw on my satin diaper and pulled up a highchair only to find pictures we’ve all seen a month ago. Needless to say I threw my peas.
Then I see “Sexy Britney Spears shops Lisa Kline” and think this sounds new, so I waste 2 minutes of my life by clicking through only to find a story from last year! Last year!!
Finally, there is the Ke$ha disses Britney headline that has at least 5 sources pointing to it today alone. That story is as old as Ke$ha’s crusty panties.
The only piece of news I found remotely interesting was that the guy who hacked Britney’s twitter claiming she was working for the Illuminati was arrested by the FBI, but even that- I already tweeted yesterday. This is the twat who hacked Brit’s twit. He needs to go outside because clearly he is spending too much time on the internet.
Somebody needs to tell Google to wake the hell up and get on the ball or I’m taking my business elsewhere!
Ew, he looks like a pedophile.
I love the way you write. You have me in stitches! And, yes, Google news is way behind. Sort it out, Google!
thank you girl! I’m super happy you comment on my Brit Brit crapola!
Oh, and that guy is so creepy. I feel like he’s staring into my soul o.O
OMG @ “I threw my peas” hahahahahaha PB.
heres some sort of shit about a hacker that was coming up in barack and brit’s tweet twat i found on google that was posted one hour agoo. ?>.< dont get mad at me if it has nothing to do with the stuff you trying to find on brit.
You wear satin diapers too?!?!!?!!
He looks like a certified creeper!
PMS!!
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[...] Britney Spears’ twitter hacker arrested – Poor Britney [...]
But there isn’t that much news going around at the momenet. It’s so dry lately. The Sun printed an article yesterday that made me laugh, saying how Britney is airbrushed to f**k in her new candies shoot (with the teddy) Evidence? Because of her burn on her arm, that photo taken ages after the shoot in question, even though Candies have provided pre-airbrushed photos to prove a point. How these stories can be printed is beyond me.
Even a hacker didn’t hav a chance to get Britney’s attention,
What I gotta do NOW?!!!
*Looking for a dog to fuck. Desperately*
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You are so right Carl. Even if it was recent, they wouldn’t need much airbrushing for a burn on her arm.